Interviews

by LittleDalekBeetle

I am really going out on a limb here, but this is a super-mega-crossover thing consisting of two interviewers interviewing many different people/characters. I chose TV crossovers as the second category because I didn't know what else to pick. Anyway, first two chapters are horribly tedious, but (I think) necessary. Should get better as it progresses. I will accept suggestions! R&R!

1. Introduction

*theme music plays*

Interviewer One: Hello, everyone! Welcome to the newest sure-to-be-a-hit activity, Interviews! We interview people for the fun of it, learn their deepest and darkest secrets, and then make sure no one else finds out!

I2: (mumbling) You know, except for everyone who watches our show on TV... Or reads the transcript... Or-

I1: *fakes a cough* *shoots a subtle glare at I2* Sorry, what was that?

I2: Oh, uh, nothing.

I1: Anyway-

I2: Or watches the film from the hidden cameras-

I1: (pretending to cough) *cough*-Shut up!-*cough*

I2: In today's episo-

I1: During today's Interview... *again, shoots a subtle glare at I2* ...we'll be learning about the hidden thoughts and feelings of FanFiction author LittleDalekBeetle, formerly known as HappyPlatypus. Stay tuned!

*theme music plays*