When my friends befriend the YUGIOH characters, namely Lulu Shinigami befriends Tea.

By Alyssa-Anime-Angel

Alyssa: This is my revenge to my "friend" Lulu Shinigami whom you can read her fanfics from the link in my fav author's list. Note to self-put her in my fav author's list! Also my other friend Youko Demon which is now called Della in this fic, and you can read her fanfic from the link in my fav author's list as well. I just love the story by Youko. REALLY.

WARNING BIG TEA BASHING.

Chapter 1 – When we get sucked into YUGIOH!

"AHHHHHHH Help Me," screamed Lulu while running away from her imaginary horsie the mongoose. She was a five foot three inches girl with short black hair and brown eyes. Her purple skirt was blowing in the wind, as was her purple top that read, 'Friendship ROCKS!'

At this plea of help from her friend Della placed one hand over her face and slowly edged away trying to prevent anyone from thinking that the two were friends. Della was the same height as Lulu and she had long black hair (that reached the back of her knees) that was tied in two plats on either side of her head and silver eyes. She was wearing black pants that had a long silver dragon running up the right hand side. She was also wearing a sleeveless top that was very rugged looking but looked really cool.

Alyssa, quietly snickering from her helicopter, which was filming the whole scene from the camera mounted from the bottom of the sky vehicle, for the seven-nightly news. Alyssa had the same length of hair as Della but it wasn't tied up. She had ice blue eyes (has anyone seen that ad with the little girl with the T.V. and all the people looking around and those bright blue eyes, well they are the ones that Alyssa has) and was wearing a low cut pink top and a pink miniskirt.

Lulu after having Alyssa switch off the hallucination chip in her brain stopped acting like three fries short of a happy meal, ran to Della and hugged her saying, "I love you my dear, dear friend…friendship is great."

Alyssa being the technological genius she is was currently working on a trans dimensional space warping teleporter in her topographical view.

The time clocked over to five o'clock pm and on the giant television screens placed all around the cities, YUGIOH started to play.

YUGIOH, the greatest show to ever hit the real world, Della and Lulu immediately sit down transfixed to watch. When the song started to play everyone around the country started to sing along with it, Lulu the loudest.

It was the first episode and when Tea appeared Lulu said, "Oh how I wish she were real, she is the best person ever, I just love her."

Della demanded, "Never say that again," in that very strict and stern teachers voice that commands respect but has no affect on the involved teenager.

Della however had no time to press the matter because at that point in time she started to undress Yami in her mind.

Almost at the exact time where by Della almost had Yami unclothed, the driver of the helicopter turned around and accidentally knocked over Alyssa's beverage onto the device causing it to malfunction and run and illegal program and create a space warp effectively sucking Alyssa, Lulu and Della into it. The space warp could not affect any other person as no body else had the same love of YUGIOH or one of its characters to be taken.

Alyssa, Della and Lulu screamed as they fell down the cyclone of colors, swirling, and Lulu chucked up her olive and eggplant sandwich, which fell faster down the hole than the three people.

*In the land of YUGIOH*

Tea was standing in the park with all her "friends" when she heard a loud sucking sound and looked up to see a black hole form and something fell out and splashed on her. There were all these chunky bits among the watery substance.

It smelt horrible and everyone backed away from her.

She let out a high-pitched scream and ran away from the scene as fast as her stick legs could carry her.

"HA HA," laughed Yami Bakura emerging from the Millennium Ring.

Yugi: "That's not nice."

"Yes Yugi…" humored his Yami "Anyway where did that hole come from?"

Joey: "I don't know."

Seto barked, "Yeah you never know anything mutt."

Ryou: "Hey look there are people up there."

Tristan: "You are so right."

Alyssa looked down and laughed at the sight of Tea running away and it was then that she saw Ryou. Suddenly her eyes went all googly and she didn't even notice that they were going to crash land.

Lulu was feeling really, really horrible but thank Ra she didn't see where her vomit had landed.

Della was muttering over and over, "we're going to die, we're going to die, we're going to die."

The swirlyness disappeared and they fell faster to the ground as gravity kicked in.

All the YUGIOH characters (Ryou, Bakura, Yami, Yugi, Joey, Tristan, Tea, Serenity, Mai, Mokuba and Seto) were frozen staring at the very strange occurrence and couldn't move when the three girls crash-landed.

Alyssa landed on Bakura much to Ryou's dismay, Della landed on Yugi, much to Yami's dismay and Lulu well she just fell into a mud puddle that was on the ground from last nights rain.

"AHHHHHHH!"

Nobody went to help her up and Della and Alyssa got off the people they had landed on. From the world where they had come from obviously the two "cushions" would have been killed but hey this was the world of anime and well everybody if very resistant to people falling on them.

Alyssa brushed herself off and tried to help up Bakura but he wouldn't have. Then upon seeing Ryou walked up interestingly to him and "fainted" into his arms.

Della picked up Yugi after getting off him and handed him to Yami never taking his eyes off the sexy man's/spirit's chest.

It was then that Lulu picked herself up all teary eyed and went to Alyssa and promptly "woke" her up with a sharp slap.

"You did this and now I'm all dirty, I thought we were friends as friendship is the most important thing in the world but I was wrong, you are mean and I don't like you anymore."

Alyssa didn't hear a word she had said, all she noticed was that Lulu had interrupted her "fun" and had put a little bit of mud on Ryou.

Alyssa's eye twitched and she pushed Lulu away from her "man".

"That's it in the circle!"

Everyone but Della knew what this was and Della was way too "Busy" to be paying attention, causing Yami to blush furiously.

All the YUGIOH characters minus Tea, Seto and Yami were staring at Alyssa who had a large knife in one hand and was drawing a line in the dirt with it. They saw her join the two ends of the line and knew it was a circle.

Alyssa stepped in and threw a knife to Lulu who also stepped in.

The two girls faced off and Alyssa ripped off her outer shirt and skirt to reveal her warrior clothes. It was a short pair of black boy-leg undies er pants and a small black boob tube that seemed just a little two small for her breasts.

Lulu was about to rip off her own top but she realized that she didn't have a fighting uniform and just left her clothes on.

They watched each other, eyes locked and Alyssa shook her eyes causing Lulu to become disorientated.

Alyssa then dived forward and cut the shirt off Lulu when she sidestepped. Lulu was now down to her crop top and lunged forward.

Alyssa decided to have a little fun and toyed with her opponent.

The feigned and lunged and dodged and attacked. Soon Lulu was very worn out and Alyssa took the opportunity for the final blow.

Alyssa swung her enormously large knife and sliced a cut in Lulu's face and also took off half of her hair.

Lulu broke down and cried and Alyssa turned to look at the crowd triumphant.

Everyone was speechless except for Bakura who was eyeing the knife.

Alyssa wanting to get Bakura on her side walked up to Bakura, kissed him on the cheek and gave him the knife.

The look on his face was priceless, like a child receiving his first one hundred Christmas presents.

Alyssa then walked up to Ryou and proceeded to perform "CPR" on him.

Della was running her hands over Yami's chest and he was going even redder while trying to keep Yugi from watching.

Lulu was crying in a heap on the ground clutching her cut off hair.

It was then that Tea returned.

Lulu stopped her crying once and for all and ran to Tea hugging her, "I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU!"

Tea was very uncomfortable but deciding the girl needed her help took the obsessed fangirl's hand and walked her back to her place.

Yami finally restrained the other obsessed fangirl (Della: "OHHHHHH") and said, "Okay lets ALL go back to the game shop."

Yugi: "Okay."

Joey and Tristan nodded.

Serenity: "Seto will you come too?"

Seto couldn't resist her puppy dog eyes and nodded. Mai nodded and so did Mokuba.

Bakura was too busy kissing the knife to register anything else and Ryou looked like he was having the life sucked out of him at the same time he looked like he was having the time of his life.

Alyssa stopped and stepped back leaving a very happy Ryou behind her.

"Great idea…lets go!"

ALYSSA: Please review!!!!! Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please

OH and aren't I evil? Heh heh heh mhuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I am so happy, I kissed Ryou.

Lulu: He's not real you know?

Alyssa: He is too real, just because you haven't met him doesn't make him not real.

Youko: Lulu is right Ryou is not real.

Alyssa: Is to and anyway you believe Yami is real.

Youko: Yes he is waiting for me at home, well bye.

Lulu: I hate you

Alyssa: Tell the truth now, I know you love me.

Lulu: No

Alyssa: Not even a little?

Lulu: No

Alyssa: Well I don't mind just as long as you feel obliged to review my works and recommend me.

Lulu: …

Alyssa: Well bye for now, seeya round and have fun…oh and if you don't review, as soon as Fluffy has her litter then I will send her after you. Aren't I evil? You had better believe it.

OH AND I DO NOT OWN YUGIOH!!!!!!!!!!! BUT I OWN MYSELF AND MY FRIENDS…HEH HEH And I ALSO DON'T OWN SEVEN NIGHTLY NEWS!