I've known many kinds of fanfiction,
I like reading them, you see?
But I don't get the strange disease
That is called an OC.
Why are the OCs annoying?
Why do they have to show off?
Their looks, their gifts, their powers
can make canon characters cough.
Let's take some nice examples
from the Naruto fanbase.
A world of ninjas and fighters
that has Japan as its place.
So, if the ninjas are Japanese,
how come, please explain to me,
Deidara is paired with Sasori
but has the hots for Peggy Lee?
Cari, Casana, Olivia,
Names that don't make sense
to anyone that understands the basics
of Japanese... No offense!
They really could do some research
Since they're basically fans
They shouldn't base their characters
on the looks of anime scans.
Naruto is in love with Nikki
who's in love with "Kakashi-chan"
who's in love with Stephanie.
Ain't the OC's life fun?
All of a sudden a marriage,
More babies from Tobi and Dei,
It would be great if there weren't
Amaya and Giovanna on the way.
Poor Sasuke must be astonished
to see Sharingan eyes on Kelly.
And Naruto still can't believe
the bunny sealed inside her belly.
Airen has big boobies,
Konan is jealously mad
because her beloved Pein
is the OC's baby's dad.
Itachi is cold and reserved
but not when he's with Louise.
Hidan screws Jenny and Debra,
Kakuzu steals Susan's keys.
Iruka is pregnant with Dora,
Kakashi has a little sister, so cute.
But a sister named Camilla
is hard for me to compute.
Orochimaru loves Kabuto? Ok.
He has a house maid? Oh no.
She has a shuriken tongue
and sometimes she's Jiraiya's hoe.
Another sister for Gaara?
Why not? Amber is her name.
She carries a pink gourd
and, as always, that's quite lame.
So, kids, fanfics are fun,
but I plead you, on my knees,
don't let canon characters fade away
because of dreadful OCs.