Dan Cahill's prank week.

A/N This is the story of Dan Cahill, annoying the Kabra's when they come over for a week. 7 days. Enjoy

DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything, except the plot and my own ideas. You'll tell them easily apart.

Chapter 1: The knock at the door.

Naturally Amy was prepared for this. She was a Madrigal. She'd talked with Nellie about this about a dozen times. How to behave in front of Ian and Natalie and when Dan and Natalie had their moments. But not if they had brought a pet along. It was sure to be a dog, because Natalie was allergic to cats. Amy just hoped Saladin would be under control. She didn't want to patch Ian up, like she did last time they visited. Dan had to post the entire thing on YouTube, and then post all the photos of the incident on Ian's CliqueMe account. "No' she said, pushing away bad memories. "Let's not have that happen". She decided to spice up the atmosphere in the room by putting on her iPod. One Direction started playing.

Lyrics in Bold

Oh I just wanna take you anywhere that you like,

We could go out, any day, any night,

Baby I'll take you there, take you there, Yeah

Tell me tell me how to turn your love on,

You can get get get anything that you want,

Baby just shout it out, shout it out, baby just shout it out, yeah…

Just then the doorbell rang. She groaned. At least Nellie wasn't here. She was outside, probably listening to music. She opened it and out there was Ian Kabra. Amy was nervous and she felt her tummy go inside out. "Hello Love" said Ian. "Aren't you going to let us in?" said Natalie. For Ian's reply, she cut a strand of his hair off, pulling his head toward her and cutting 3 times. She stepped aside to let Natalie in.

She took each of Natalie's bags but Natalie wouldn't allow that. "Stop" she said fiercely. Amy obeyed. She threw the Prada suitcase down the hall, marking a big footprint on the bag, breaking the wheels. Dan went and got it and put something into it. "Hello Nat the cat" said Dan. "Hello Daniel. How are you"? said Natalie. "Great" said Dan, almost too excitedly.

"Can I have something"? said Natalie. "What do you want"? said Dan. "Tea" she said. Dan decided to see how self sufficient Natalie was and he got the tea bag, a mug, sugar, honey and a teaspoon and put it on the kitchen bench and hid. In his hiding spot, he took out a video camera and pressed record. The red dot was flashing on the LCD display.

It was only a matter of time until his victim would be on YouTube…