In the cold desolate place that was the North Pole, a snowmobile with two people were driving through the tundra, wearing hooded coasts and ski masks, so we couldn't see their faces. After a while of driving through the icy environment, they stopped at a large building. They removed their masks to reveal it was none other than Chandler and Amanda.
"You sure this is the place?" Amanda asked.
"Sure looks like it." Chandler replied.
The camera zoomed out to reveal the large building was decorated with Christmas decorations. Turns out, it was Santa's workshop. How they got here is anyone's guess. Anyway, back to the story. Now you might be wondering: "Why are they even here?" Well, that's simple: Revenge. They were here to ruin everyone's Christmas by preventing Santa from delivering any presents. If you read my previous story, you'd find out why. To say they were huge jerks would be an understatement.
"Let's do this." They smirked evilly.
Pulling a grappling hook from her bag, Amanda shot it into an open window. They pulled themselves up through the window, taking great care not to be seen by any of the elves. The cousins hid behind a candy cane pillar as an elf walked by with a box full of toy parts. They sneaked carefully through the shop. They hid behind a wall as they heard two elves approaching.
"So, how was the date with Carla?" One elf asked.
"It was awesome, man! I got pretty far with her." The second elf responded, bobbing his eyebrows.
"You got her under the mistletoe? Nice!" The first elf complimented as they walked off.
"That was close." Chandler sighed.
With that, they tiptoed away, hiding behind pillars, under forklifts, heck even behind elves.
"Hey, what's that sound?" Chandler asked, hearing a noise.
"It sounds like…" Amanda said until she realized it was galloping hooves.
Amanda shot the grappling hook up and pulled herself and her cousin up to the ceiling, making sure they were unseen. A second later, a reindeer ran by, screaming with Mrs. Claus and a yeti in a doctor's outfit in pursuit.
"Get away from me!" She whined.
"Donner! Come back!" Mrs. Claus called. "Dr. Frostman said it's just going to be quick!"
"It's for your own good, Donner!" The yeti known as Dr. Frostman added as he held a syringe. "It's just a flu shot!"
Once they were gone, they lowered themselves back down.
"That was so weird." Amanda commented.
"Ditto." Chandler agreed.
"Hey, you two!" A voice yelled behind them.
They turned around and saw an elf standing there, glaring at them.
"What do you think-"
Before tiny being could finish, Amanda knocked him out by whacking him on the head with his own hammer.
"That should shut him up." Amanda smirked.
Just then, Chandler saw something at the corner of his eye. He turned his head and saw a door with a sign that said "Santa's Office". Making their way towards the door, they went inside and saw Santa was not in there.
"Looks like he's not here." Chandler noted.
"Perfect." They chuckled.
"You got the stuff?" He asked.
She pulled out a vial full of a green liquid, which had a biohazard symbol on it. She went over to his desk where a computer and his naughty and nice lists were as well as a plate full of cookies and a glass of milk. Amanda poured the liquid into the milk.
"He's coming!" Chandler whispered as he heard humming.
They quickly hopped out of the window and ran to their snowmobile before driving off. Santa walked into his office and sat at his desk.
"Time to check the lists." Santa said to himself.
Before he did, he gulped down his entire glass of milk. However, after drinking the beverage, he immediately began to feel strange. He stumbled out of his chair in a coughing fit. He made is way the trash can and vomited into it.
"What's happening to me?!" He gagged.
Meanwhile in Swamp City, California…
The citizens were getting ready for the annual festivities. It was Christmas Eve so Christmas was tomorrow. At one particular house, a few families had gotten together. These were the same families from my previous story. Clyde and Gunther were on a sledding down a snow bank while Ronnie was snowboarding while Diogee was pulling her, Kick was doing donuts with his scooter, and Kendall was watching with Milo, Sara, Zack and Melissa.
"What a rush." Kick panted as he sat down next Kendall. "So, how was that?"
"It was awesome, Kick." She replied.
"Man, Diogee sure is strong." Ronnie commented as he stopped pulling.
"I know right? I mean he once hauled an RV out of a river in the Grand Canyon." Sara said.
"Wait, he did that?" Zack asked.
"Yep, and that's one of the things that makes him the best dog a boy could ask for." Milo said as he cuddled the pooch.
"I'm surprised Murphy's Law hasn't hit." Melissa noted.
A split second later, a snowplow came by and buried them shoulder deep in snow.
"You were saying?" Clyde asked.
"Got any antifreeze on you?" Gunther asked.
"Sorry, I'm fresh out. Guess we're digging ourselves out." Milo said.
Inside the Murphy household, the other families were inside having a wonderful time. Unfortunately, Sam couldn't make it, as she and her parents were visiting relatives on the other side of the country. It was hard at first for Luna, but she and Sam were able to cope with it. Right now, Lincoln and Luan were doing a comedy show with their dummies, Joe and Mr. Coconuts.
"Hey, Joe, what do you call you when I want pie?" Luan asked, voicing Mr. Coconuts.
"I don't know what?" Lincoln replied, voicing Joe.
"Coconuts scream pie!" Coconuts said as Luan, Lincoln and their audience laughed and Ronnie, Clyde, Kick, Gunther, Kendall, Milo, Sara, Zack, and Melissa walked in.
"Oh, you're just in time for their little show." Honey said.
"Man, Luan really did improve." Zack commented.
"Good one." Luan panted.
Joe simply shook his head with an annoyed.
"That has to be your worst joke yet." The puppet grumbled.
"I thought it was funny." Lincoln chuckled.
Joe looked at Lincoln, then Luan, then at their family and friends.
"Then you people are messed up for thinking that she's even funny." He spat, which stirred up some chuckles.
"Come on, her jokes have improved over time." Lincoln said.
"Yeah, now we only groan when she does it at inappropriate times." Lisa pointed out.
"Every time she does it that's inappropriate." Joe remarked as the others guffawed at that roast.
"Joe, be nice." Lincoln told his puppet.
"I thought this was a ventriloquism show, not a roast." Luan said.
"Wait, why would we roast them? We can't cook them." Leni said.
"No, Leni, not that kind of roast." Lori explained.
"But if that's the case; hey, Joe! Telling you not to be obnoxious is like telling Justine Bieber not to look like a girl." Coconuts fired back as their friends and family laughed and Luan and Lincoln pretended to look like they're thinking "What they heck?!".
"Mr. Coconuts, did you really have to-"
Before Luan could finish, Joe started to speak.
"Oh yeah, well you're super big fan of him. HA!" Joe retorted as Coconuts' jaw dropped.
"Man, who knew these two could make such a great comedy duo?" Rita said as she wiped a tear from her eye.
"Dummy!" Lily and Carlitos exclaimed.
"What was that?" Luan asked.
The two toddlers pointed to the dummies.
"Oh, you want them to come over there? Okay." Lincoln said as he and Luan carried their dummies over and sat down with next to the toddlers.
There they hugged Lincoln's dummy and blew raspberries at Luan's.
"Oh, come one! Don't I get some sugar?" Coconuts whined.
"No." Carlitos said.
"Ha-ha." Joe teased.
"This is even cuter the second time." Carlota squealed, trying not to gush at the sight.
"This is nice, all of us being here." Harold B. said.
"You said it." Honey agreed.
"And Murphy's Law hasn't struck a lot lately." Brigette noted.
"Aside from me, Clyde, Kick, Gunther, Kendall, Milo, Zack, and Melissa getting buried in snow." Ronnie added.
Suddenly, the Christmas lights around the house burst bulb-by-bulb, creating loud popping noises, and scaring Carlitos and Lily as they yelped and ran into their mothers' arms.
"Shh, it's okay." Frida soothed.
"It's nothing to be scared of." Rita whispered to her youngest daughter.
Soon, the popping stopped.
"Please tell me you've got some spare ones." Lori said.
With that, Milo pulled out spare lights from his bag and they proceeded to put them up.
"It still amazes us how you have all that stuff in there." Bobby commented.
Suddenly, the oven exploded, disintegrating the turkey cooking inside it.
"Oh no, there goes the turkey." Helga said.
"Well, now what?" Lola asked.
"Let me have a look. Milo, I gonna have to borrow your bag." Lana requested.
Milo handed his bag over to her as she went over to the flaming oven. After putting out the flames and cleaning off the powder, she took a look inside.
"Ah, here's the problem, a loose wire and a broken gas pipe." Lana said as she fixed the problem. "There, good as new."
"Wow, I can't believe you actually fixed that." Martin commented.
"I'm thinking about hiring her." Hector considered. "If she's willing to do it without pay."
"Let me guess, you have a spare turkey too?" Marcus asked.
"Actually..." Brigette said as she pulled another turkey from the fridge and out it in the newly repaired oven.
"At this point, we shouldn't even be surprised anymore." Melissa's dad, Jack deadpanned as Lana returned the backpack.
"Agreed." Kendall's dad, Ted said.
Just then, they heard what sounded like the song "12 Days of Christmas".
"What's that sound?" Lynn asked.
"Beats me." Lucy said.
"And where's it coming from?" Luna wondered.
"Wait. Listen." Lola said.
"It's coming from their pockets." Brianna pointed out.
Milo, Lincoln, and Kick reached into their pockets and pulled out the snow globes Santa gave them last year.
"Hey, we remember these." Kick said.
"Remember? Santa gave these last year." Lincoln added.
"Why's it playing music though?" Milo wondered.
Just then, white magic sparkles emerged from the globes and engulfed the nearest people: the three boys, their siblings, and their best friends.
"What the heck is happening?!" Lisa shouted.
"This is the part where we start screaming." Clyde said as they did just that.
Once they were engulfed, they were pulled in and disappeared, shocking the remaining people.
"What just happened?" Rosa gasped.
"We have no clue." Magnus said.
"Weirdest. Thing. Ever." CJ and Carlino commented.
A second later, they heard a flush and Carlos came in, reading his book.
"What did I miss?" He asked.
"Seriously?" The others asked.
Meanwhile, at the North Pole…
The transported kids poofed a few feet above the ground, where they fell to the floor.
"Where are we?" Gunther groaned as they got up.
"You're in Santa's workshop." An elf said.
"Hey, you're one of the elves." Sara commented.
"I have a name, you know. It's Melvin." The elf informed.
"Well, what are doing here?" Lori asked.
"Yeah and make the explanation short." Luan laughed as the others groaned.
"You know we elves find that super offensive, right?" Melvin informed.
"Sorry." Luan apologized. "But in all seriousness, why are we here?"
"Well, just follow me." Melvin told them.
When they started to follow him, one of the machines started to go haywire.
"Hey, what that noise?" Melvin wondered as he turned around.
"Sir, a screw somehow fell into the wrapping machine! She's gonna blow!" Another elf cried.
"Wait, what do you-?"
Before Melvin could finish, the machine exploded. When the smoke cleared, everyone was virtually unscathed.
"Everyone okay?" Lori asked.
"I don't detect any visible injuries, so we're good." Lisa reported.
"Not exactly." Lincoln's voice said off-screen.
The camera panned over to Lincoln, who had somehow become tied up in wrapping paper and a little red ribbon on his head. The sight made his siblings, and friends either laugh or go 'aww!'. Lincoln groaned in annoyance and embarrassment.
"Stop laughing!" He complained.
"Aww, Linky!" Leni cooed.
"You are just so cute!" Luna added as they pinched his cheeks and his face turned as red as the ribbon.
"Yeah, looks like you're a little wrapped up with other things!" Luan punned.
"Guys! Stop it! You're embarrassing me!" He complained.
"For once, Dilweed isn't the dork here." Brad insulted.
"Alright, let's get you unwrapped." Gunther said as they unwrapped him.
After unwrapping Lincoln, the elf lead them to Santa's bedroom. There, they saw Santa sick as a dog, with Dr. Frostman giving him a check-up and his wife standing beside him. This shocked them a bit.
"Santa? What's wrong with him?" Lynn asked.
"Well, apparently he is currently been infected by a heavily mutated version of the flu virus." The yeti explained.
"Give it to me straight, doc; is he going to make it?" Mrs. Claus asked.
"Well, it isn't going to kill him, but he won't be able to get out of bed for a few days." Frostman explained as he packed up his tools and left.
"A few days?!" The twins exclaimed.
"Christmas will be over by then." Brianna added.
"And from what I recall, if you fail to deliver all the gifts by midnight, Christmas will be no more." Lisa recalled.
"Exactly, which is why you're here." Mrs. Claus pointed out.
"Why us?" Sara asked.
"Well, simply because you were standing closest to the snow globes." Santa coughed.
"But, Santa, you're the only one who can access your sack." Lincoln said.
"Plus, we have no idea how to drive a sleigh." Kick added.
"I have a solution for that. Milo, Kick, Lincoln, come here." Santa told them as said boys stepped up. "Since you three were the biggest help last year, I'm going to bestow upon you what you need to deliver all the presents."
"And what would that be?" Milo questioned.
"This."
With that, Santa pointed his index finger at them and shot a stream of green and red magic. The boys felt a tingling sensation as this happened.
"Hey, that kind of tickles!" They laughed.
After a second, their 'ha's turned into to 'ho's. After several seconds, there was a mini explosion. When the smoke cleared, everyone was coughing.
"What just happened?" Clyde coughed.
Everyone looked to see the boys dressed in the same outfit Santa wears.
"What did you do to them?" Zack asked.
"Simple, I gave them the same powers as I do. Now go and deliver those presents." Santa said.
"Nice outfit, dilweeds!" Brad laughed until Kick zapped his mouth causing it to vanish.
"Cool." Kick commented.
"Can you put his mouth back?" Lincoln asked.
"That depends, will you promise not be a jerk?" Kick asked Brad.
He nodded as he let out a muffled "mm-hm". After gaining back his mouth, they ran towards the garage where the sleigh was.
"Hey, long time no see." Dasher greeted.
"So, what brings you kids here?" Prancer and Dancer inquired.
"Well, Santa got sick and we were given the same powers he does." Lincoln quickly explained.
"Well, hop on!" Blitzen and Comet told them.
"Wait, how are we supposed to fit on that?" Lucy asked.
Just then, Lily noticed a button on the sleigh.
"Ooh! Shiny button!" Lily said as she pushed it.
This caused it to extend and expand, creating a lot more room.
"That works." Clyde commented as they got on.
"Is everyone ready?" Milo asked.
Everyone nodded, except for Lisa.
"How 'bout you, Lisa?" Kick asked.
"Well, normally I'm not the one to believe in magic, but this is Christmas, so yes." Lisa said.
"That's the spirit." Luna approved.
"Now remember, you have to reach optimal take-off speed as soon as you reach the ramp got it?" An elf told them.
They all gave a thumbs-up and got ready for takeoff.
"On, Rudolph! On, Dasher! On, Donner!" Lincoln called.
"On, Blitzen! On, Prancer! On, Dancer!" Kick added.
"On, Comet! On, Vixen and Cupid!" Milo finished.
The reindeer ran off, only for the harnesses to snap. Fortunately, they took notice.
"Aw, great!" Donner complained.
"Don't worry, I got spares." Milo said nonchalantly as he replaced the broken harnesses.
After doing that, they had a second attempt, only for the sleigh runners to collapse. Once the elves and Lana fixed them, they got ready.
"Okay, third time's the charm." Brad said as they crossed their fingers.
With that, they sped down the runway, nothing going wrong so far.
"We got good speed." Brianna commented.
"So far, so good." Lola said.
Soon, they were approaching the ramp.
"We're coming up on the ramp." Zack said.
It looked like they were going to make it, when the ramp suddenly fell apart and they sped right past it. If that weren't bad enough, they weren't going fast enough.
"Oh, crud, the ramp broke." Lana cursed.
"Wait, why aren't we going fast enough?" Leni wondered.
"Because someone skipped training a few weeks ago." Dasher said, glaring at Donner and Comet.
"Stop looking at us!" They said.
"At least we're still picking up speed." Lynn pointed out.
"Yeah, but we might wanna gain it faster." Sara gulped.
"Why's that?" Milo asked.
Sara pointed in front of them and saw they were heading straight for a cliff. Seeing this made them all scream.
"Can't you stop?" Leni frantically screamed.
"We can't. We got too much momentum and the ground is super slippery." Vixen said.
"Well, at least this can't get any worse." Zack said.
Just as he said that, they saw they were heading for a cliff.
"You had to jinx it." Gunther groaned before they all screamed.
"We're all gonna die." Lucy sighed.
"Put a sock in it, Lucy!" Lynn snapped.
Just then, Lincoln had an idea. He whispered it to Kick and Milo, who both agreed. Taking the reins, he told the reindeer to go faster.
"What are you doing?!" Lola screamed.
You'll see." Lincoln smirked.
They went over the cliff. Their passengers screamed, thinking they had completely lost their minds.
"NOW!" Lincoln shouted.
Using their newly acquired powers, the boys held up the sleigh. They strained a bit, but they were able to hold it until they gained enough speed to fly. The others stopped screaming and realized their situation.
"Hey, we're flying!" Brad exclaimed.
"Enjoying the flight?" Kick asked.
"NEVER scare us like that again!" Lisa snapped as she got a chuckle from the boys in response.
"Let's deliver some presents!" Milo declared as they flew to their first stop of the night.
()()()
They landed on a secluded part of a neighborhood.
"Alright, let's split up." Lincoln explained.
"We'll teleport ourselves and all of you to a house with a present. Once you deliver it, you'll be transported to you next destination with the next present, got it?" Milo added.
"And once we're done with this town, we'll be back at the sleigh to go to the next one. Come one! Let's go, go, go!" Kick said as with a snap of their fingers, they vanished.
It cut to a montage of them delivering the presents. Milo and Zack were sneaking through the living room and towards the tree. Just when they were about to put the presents under it, the tree about side was about to fall due to all the snow on it. It finally gave out and it looked like it was gonna fall through the living room. Reacting quickly, Milo used his magic to stop it and straighten it.
"Good catch." Zack said.
"Thanks." Milo replied.
With Clyde with Lincoln, they were doing all right until Clyde stepped on a cat's tail, causing to freak out and start attacking him.
"Get it off!" Clyde cried.
"I'm on it and be quiet!" Lincoln whisper-yelled as he snapped his fingers and he and his friend disappeared, leaving the cat behind.
Let's see how Kick and Gunther are doing. The duo was doing great. Kick placed a gift under the tree, when he heard munching. He turned around to see Gunther eating the cookies.
"Gunther, this is no time for a snack." He told his friend.
"But these are really good cookies." Gunther replied.
"Gunther, we-"
Before he could finish, a cookie was tossed into his mouth and he ate it.
"Wow these are good." Kick said taking a sip of the milk next to the plate. "Okay, maybe just one more."
They took a cookie each before vanishing. How are the others fairing? Let's see. Lucy and Luan were able to get deliver delivered easy-peasy without making one noise.
"No time like the present, am I right?" Luan chuckled.
"Sigh. Well, her jokes have improved at least a little." Lucy lamented.
Lori, Leni, and Luna appeared in a house with their gifts.
"Okay, girls. Let's move." Lori said as they tiptoed to the tree.
Just then, Luna noticed something and gained a worried look. There was a spider on Leni's head.
"Leni, whatever you do, don't look on your head." Luna whispered.
"Why?" Leni asked.
"Just don't." Lori told her.
But, she looked in a nearby mirror anyway. When she saw the arachnid, she screamed bloody murder as she swatted it away.
"Get it away! GET IT AWAY!" Leni shrieked.
"Leni! You're gonna blow our cover!" Lori whispered.
"What is going on down there?" A female voice wondered as they heard footsteps coming down the stairs.
Reacting quickly, the three girls put the presents under the tree and disappeared as soon as they did. A second later, a woman wearing a facemask saw nothing there. She just shrugged and went back to bed. With Luna and Lynn, they were teleported to the roof instead of the living room for some reason.
"I think they need to work on that." Luna said.
"I'm going in." Lynn said as she climbed down the chimney.
A few seconds later, Lynn quickly crawled back up, wincing in pain.
"What happened?" Luna asked.
"They left the fireplace burning!" Lynn groaned as Luna winced.
"Ouch. But, I got an idea." Luna said as she took an armful of snow and dumped it down the chimney, putting the fire out.
"Smart." Lynn complimented as they both climbed down.
Lola and Brianna sneaked into a house and went over to the tree, when they noticed something was off.
"Hey, where's Lana?" Lola wondered.
"Beats me." Brianna replied.
Lana then came in, eating something.
"Lana, what are you eating?" Lola asked.
"Someone threw out some perfectly good fruitcake." Lana said as she took a bite.
"Gross." Brianna groaned.
Lisa poked her head though the window before climbing inside Lily in her arms.
"All clear." Lisa whispered as Sara and Brad came in with the presents.
Brad put the presents under the tree when he smelled something.
"Hey, anyone else smell that?" He asked.
"Look at your foot." Sara said.
Brad did so as saw a stray spark had come from the fireplace and set his foot on fire. Holding back a scream, he jumped through the window and extinguished the flames with the snow.
()()()
After that montage, everyone appeared back in the sleigh.
"We're making great time." Lincoln remarked.
"Off to the next town. Hiyah!" Kick said, whipping the reins as they were off.
()()()
"Where's our next stop?" Lucy asked.
Milo looked at a clipboard he found and saw where they should stop next.
"That orphanage down there." Milo pointed out as he took the reins and landed the sleigh behind it.
Once that was done, he, Kick, and Lincoln poofed their way inside. However, when they saw the tree, it was at the other end of the room and they were surrounded by sleeping children.
"Well, now or never." Lincoln gulped.
They tiptoed ever so quietly towards it, trying not to make a sound. Just then, Kick stepped on a loose floorboard, producing a creaking sound. They tensed up until they breathed a sigh of relief when they saw none of the kids woke up. Their relief was short-lived, as the floor suddenly collapsed beneath them. Thankfully, they didn't fall in.
"That was close." Milo sighed as they used their magic to fix up the floor.
The boys finally made it to the tree where they put the presents.
"This has honestly been a lot easier than I thought." Kick said.
They heard a tiny gasp behind them. They turned around and saw a little girl, standing there and looking at them in shock.
"Are you-?"
Before she had a chance to say that, Lincoln panicked and zapped her, freezing her.
"Dude, did you have to do that?" Kick asked.
"I panicked, okay?!" Lincoln said.
"I think I have a better idea." Milo suggested as he unfroze her. "You saw nothing."
He then rubbed his hands together for a few seconds before opening his hands, revealing a ball of red and green sparkles. The girl looked in awe until Milo blew it at her face, causing her to fall asleep. Once she was out, he carried her back to her bed.
"Good plan." Kick said as they snuck back out.
()()()
Back at the Murphy household, everyone else was worried sick.
"I sure hope they're okay." Maria sighed.
"Wish we knew where they are." Eileen said.
Just then, they heard the sound of sleigh bells, followed by galloping, then a screech, and finally incoming screams.
"Hey, anyone else hear that?" Ronnie Anne asked.
The second she said that, the wall was broken down and they saw it was none other than the same people they were worrying about in a pile. Regaining their bearings, they got up, dusted themselves off just as their parents ran up to them, and hugged them.
"Where were you kids?" Lynn Sr. asked.
"We've been so worried." Rita added.
"Clyde, are you hurt? Anything wrong?" Howard asked frantically.
"Dad, I'm fine." Clyde said.
"Wait, why are you, Milo, and Lincoln dressed as Santa?" Harold B. asked.
"Long story short, Santa got sick, we were summoned to take his place, we were given the same powers as him, yada-yada-yada, we're on a time crunch." Kick explained.
"Well, after all that, you must be hungry." Rosa said.
"After all that, we were starting to get a little puckish." Milo said.
"And you're just in time for dinner." Kendall informed as they made their way to the dining room.
One dinner later…
"I gotta say, that was delicious." Milo commented as he wiped his mouth with a napkin.
"Well, we better get going." Lana said.
"Yeah, we got presents to deliver." Gunther added as and his friends got up.
"Wait; is it okay we come with you?" CJ asked.
"Well, we do need all the help we can get. So, sure." Lincoln said as the kids and teens all ran out to the sleigh, not before leaving some presents.
"What about the hole, though?" Brigette wondered.
"I got that!" Milo called.
With a snap of his fingers, the hole repaired itself.
"Wow." Marcus and Jack commented.
"Thanks, Milo!" Martin called.
"Something tells me our lives will just get weirder." Ted said.
()()()
They were all flying in the sleigh to their next stop.
"So, what's our next stop?" Carlino asked.
Lincoln looked at the clipboard.
"Here we go. We're off to Richmond." Lincoln said.
"Is it just me or do they look so cute in those outfits?" Carlota asked.
"Yeah, Linky and his friends look totes abords in those outfits." Leni agreed.
"Well, we do admit they do look pretty cute." Kendall said.
"Ditto." Ronnie and Melissa agreed.
However, the three boys overheard it and blushed.
()()()
After delivering all the presents around the world, they were flying over their last stop.
"Alright, guys! Last stop: Muckledunk!" Comet exclaimed.
"Get ready. We're about to land." Kick said as they landed the sleigh.
After landing, they set out to deliver all the presents. Once they were done with all the houses, they had one final house: the Killman mansion.
"Well, this is it. Amanda's mansion." Kick gulped.
"Isn't she that girl who went to visit her cousin, that other kid, Chandler?" Melissa asked.
"Yep, and I have a hunch Chandler's here." Ronnie said as they went up to the mansion.
Before they went inside, they peeked through a window and saw the two brats talking and laughing with each other. They even heard what they were talking about.
"Looks like our plan of preventing Santa from delivering presents worked. Soon, Christmas is doomed once the clock strikes midnight." Amanda chuckled evilly.
"If we can't have a Merry Christmas, no one can!" Chandler said sadistically.
Just then, the door was kicked open, revealing a group of very ticked off kids and teens.
"So it was YOU who poisoned Santa!" Lisa spat.
"And what are you gonna do about it?" Chandler fired back.
"Simple: Beat you so bad, you'll spend next Christmas in a cast!" Lynn roared.
"Hey, where are Lincoln, Kick, and Milo?" Bobby wondered.
Suddenly, three pairs of legs dropped down from the chimney. A split second later, said boys smashed through the fireplace.
"Don't start without us." Lincoln said.
"Why didn't you just go through the door or window?" Luna asked.
"Sorry, we just felt so obligated to go down the chimney." Milo admitted.
"I think the powers Santa gave us are influencing us a bit. We should probably talk to him about that." Kick said.
Just then, Amanda got an idea.
"You're supposed to put presents under every tree in the world, right?" She asked.
"Yes." Lola said.
"Well…"
Suddenly, Amanda and Chandler picked up their tree and ran off.
"Hey! Get back here!" Ronnie shouted.
"Quick! We only have thirty minutes until midnight." Gunther added.
With that, they engaged in a wild chase throughout the mansion. The cousins turned a corner as their pursuers passed right by. They smirked and ran the other direction only to run into them. They ran away as Kick attempted to hit them with an ice blast.
"Wait, I have an idea." Milo said.
"And that would be?" Lisa inquired.
Milo pulled out a roll of wrapping paper. Using his magic, he made the paper unravel itself and restrain the two.
"Good thinking." Melissa commented.
"Here have a little gift." Amanda offered, holding out a box.
"Oh, thanks." Milo thanked as he opened it.
Suddenly, a spring-loaded boxing glove popped out and punched Milo, knocking him to the floor and giving the two naughty kids time to escape.
"Ouch." Milo groaned before they chased them again.
Soon, they were in a crazy corridor chase, as in chasing each other while going through different doors.
"Okay, this is literally getting us nowhere!" Lori sighed.
"Yeah, you're probably right." Carlota agreed.
"Oh, wait! I'm so dumb!" Lincoln chuckled.
He snapped his fingers and they all poofed into the living room.
"Alright you two, put down the tree." Luna told them.
"Just one thing, though." Chandler said as he put it back down.
"And that would be?" Lucy inquired.
He pulled out a remote, causing a cage to fall down on them.
"You know they can just poof us out of here." Brad said.
The three snapped their fingers, but nothing happened. Thy did it a few times, only for their powers not to work.
"What going on?" Kick wondered.
"Oh, just that cage being able to neutralize magic." Amanda explained slyly.
"Where'd you even get this, anyway?" Bobby asked.
"We just borrowed from a friend." Chandler said.
Flashback…
The two snuck into Crocker's lab and stole a cage.
Flashback over…
"Uh-huh, sure." Ronnie said sarcastically.
"There's only one thing to say in this situation: Aw, trap!" Luan laughed.
Everyone else groaned at that pun.
"Again, we did say just a little." Clyde said to the fourth wall.
"Anyway, there's only a minute until Christmas is doomed! In addition, you still haven't delivered every present." Amanda said.
"We said it once and we'll say it again, if we can't have a Merry Christmas, no one can!" Chandler exclaimed.
"Okay, now that's just mean." CJ commented.
"Bad!" Lily and Carlitos said.
"That's the point." Amanda said as they all heard sleigh bells. "Hey, anyone else hear that?"
Suddenly, the reindeer smashed through the wall without the sleigh and trampled them.
"Guys!" Zack called. "Are we glad to see you."
"Aw, looks like they got run over by some reindeer." Rudolph mocked the two unconscious brats.
"How were you able to detach yourselves?" Lisa asked.
"We're anthropomorphic." Comet pointed out.
"Quick! Twenty seconds before midnight!" Dasher warned.
"Oh right." Kick said before he realized they were still in the cage. "Little help?"
Prancer and Dancer charged at the cage knocking it over and setting them free. Once that was done, Kick grabbed the last two presents and placed them under the tree just in time.
"Saved it." Kick said.
Just then, they heard groaning. They turned to see, the two bruised up kids getting up with irritated looks.
"Why you…!" They growled.
"Boys, you know what to do." Sara said.
They didn't need to be told twice. Before they could charge, they put them to sleep the same way Milo did with the girl in the orphanage. Once they were out cold, Leni put a blanket over them.
"Let's get outta here." Carlino said before they left.
()()()
Morning had come and they still haven't returned.
"Where could they be?" Frida wondered.
"Still wondering where they could be?" Carlos asked as she just nodded.
"Hey, what's that?" Magnus asked as they all looked up.
"Is that…?" Rita asked.
"It is!" Lynn Sr. exclaimed.
The sleigh was preparing to land.
"Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas, everyone!" The three boys hollered as they landed.
"Hey, boys! How was the night?" Harold B. asked.
"It was just peachy, dad." Kick said.
"By the way, we said they could get some sleep." Lincoln said as he pointed to their sleeping companions.
Frida took a picture.
"So cute!" She commented.
"Guys, wake up, we're back." Milo said as they woke up.
"That was a good sleep." Kendall yawned.
"Who knew Santa's sleigh could be so comfortable?" Clyde said.
Just then, the same tune started playing. Knowing exactly what it was, Milo pulled out his snow globe and Santa's image appeared in it.
"Thanks you all for taking my place. I appreciate it." Santa said with a cough.
"Don't mention it, Santa." Sara said.
"But wait, where are your presents?" Lola asked.
"We don't need any presents." Lincoln said.
"Yeah, we already got everything we could possibly want." Kick added.
"And that would be all of you." Milo finished.
Touched by their words, their loved ones hugged them and they hugged back.
"Actually, I already did give you your presents." Santa butted in.
"Really? What's that?" Leni asked.
"Still got those powers?" Santa asked the three boys.
In response, Lincoln hand emitted frost from his hand, Milo created a gingerbread man in his hand, and Kick turned the pompom on his hat into a mistletoe and back.
"Guess we do." Milo said.
Well, they're yours to keep." Santa explained.
"Seriously?" Lincoln inquired.
"Yep, and like mine, they're strongest on Christmas and the days leading up to it. Also, just in case I need some to take my place again." Santa explained. "Oh, and in a few days I'll be picking up the sleigh, so please take care of it and the reindeer."
"Wow, thanks." Milo said.
"Don't worry, we will." Lana and Lola assured.
The image disappeared as they kids turned to their parents.
"Well, we got the sleigh for a few days, what say we take a joyride?" Luan suggested.
"I don't know about this." Honey said.
"Plus, it's not even big enough." Hector pointed out.
Lucy simply pushed the same button and the sleigh immediately gained more room. Seeing this, the adults got on, some reluctantly.
"Are you sure this is safe?" Howard asked nervously as seatbelts appeared. "Never mind."
"Hey guys, think you can handle all of us?" Lincoln asked the reindeer.
"Each of us is five hundred stronger than normal reindeer and no that's not an exaggeration." Rudolph explained.
"Everybody ready?" Milo asked as they all nodded.
With that, Milo whipped the reins, only for the reindeer to detach again.
"Oh, come one!" Kick lamented.
After reattaching the sleigh, they tried again, only this time it was successful.
"Whoa! We're flying!" Kim exclaimed.
"Hey bro, think we can make a quick stop?" Luna requested.
"Sure! Hold on tight!" Lincoln told everyone as they zoomed off to wherever Luna requested.
()()()
Sam stood alone at the balcony at a hotel in Tallahassee. Sure, she was having a great time with her family and she loved spending time with them, but she was feeling a little depressed because she was starting to miss her girlfriend.
"I sure wish Luna was here." She sighed to herself.
Just when she was about to go back inside, she heard bells approaching. She turned around and to her surprise, it was the same people she spent last Christmas with in a sleigh hovering next to the balcony, and Lincoln, Kick, and Milo wearing Santa outfits.
"Guys! Luna! How'd you get here? And why are they wearing Santa costumes?" Sam asked.
They then told her the whole story, and boy was she in awe.
"Wow, that's cool! No pun intended." She said.
"Come on! We got one more seat." Kick told her.
Sam hopped into the sleigh next to Luna. There they shared a quick kiss.
"Mom! Dad! I'm going out for a while." She called.
"Okay, sweetie! Don't be long!" They replied.
With Sam now in tow, they took off into the skies.
"This calls for a picture." Frida said as she took out a camera and took a picture.
"Nothing could possibly ruin this moment." Lola sighed as she snuggled up against Carlino.
"Can't argue with that." He agreed.
Just as he said that, an airplane zoomed up behind them, missing them by literally just inches.
"Whoa! That was so close!" Sara panted, clutching her chest.
"That plane came out of nowhere!" Melissa said.
"Actually, it came from that airport down there." Milo pointed out.
"Sometimes, I forget about Murphy's Law." Jack said.
"I think it's about time we wrap this up." Harold B. said.
"Luna, Sam, if you'd please?" Rita requested.
"Good thing we brought our guitars." Luna said.
"But, we don't have any amps." Sam said.
"Don't worry, we got something to spice this up." Milo told them.
He formed a ball of magic in his palm and through it at the guitars. The rockers played a riff and it seemed to sound even more awesome.
"Sweet." They smirked as they got ready. "One, two, three, four!"
With that, they started to play 'We Wish You a Merry Christmas'.
Luna and Sam:
We wish you a Merry Christmas.
We wish you a Merry Christmas.
We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Luna:
Good tiding we bring to you and your kin.
Sam:
Good tidings for Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Everyone:
We wish you a Merry Christmas.
We wish you a Merry Christmas.
We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Sam:
Good tidings we bring to you and your kin.
Luna:
Good tidings for Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Everyone:
Now bring us some figgy pudding.
Now bring us some figgy pudding.
Now bring us some figgy pudding so bring it out here.
We won't go until we get some.
We won't go until we get some.
We won't go until we get some so bring it out here.
We wish you a Merry Christmas.
We wish you a Merry Christmas.
We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
After the song, Milo, Lincoln, and Kick were caught off guard with a surprise kiss from their girlfriends, which they gladly returned. After ten seconds, they pulled away.
"Happy Holidays, everyone!" They all cheered.
The three temporary Santas formed balls of magic before throwing them at the screen, ending the story.
