I never really understood love. I though it was a waste of fucking time and money. Why waste money on little stupid trinkets for your 'loved one'. They'll probably dump you later. Valentine's Day? Don't even get me started. Stupid holiday. People going gaga over each other, it was sickening. People would come up to me and ask me why I hated love; I would just cuss and flip them off. Damien and I thought love was stupid, until he met Pip. Then he said he understood how love felt. I was pissed. I flipped Damien off, then stormed over to Kenny. He was making out with Butters.
"For fucks sake! What is with love?" I yelled. Before anyone had said anything I walked off, flipping everything on my way off. I was mad that people didn't agree with me. Didn't see what I meant.
Some time later, a kid joined our 'group'. Just because he was a friend of Butters, and Butters was with Kenny.
"Hi-URGH!".
Everything went downhill from there. I grew attached to the boy. ATTACHED! Me! Well, it happened. Couple months later, we kissed. His mouth tasted exotic, like coffee beans. It was heaven. His mouth had been so soft, moist, perfect. Great, now I sound like a wuss. Some months after that, I realized I had fallen in love. Guess 'cause I didn't understand love, I didn't see it when it hit me. I realized it: love. I called my boyfriend over, and made love to him for the first time. He sounded perfect and sexy, screaming out my name when he came. He was mine. I was his. Sappy huh?
That had been about five years ago. I've spent so much money on him, its seems kinda pathetic. But I'm happy. Really happy.
"Craig, what are you doin-UGH!"
"Nothing Tweekers. Just thinking."
" .Are you feeling okay?"
"Thanks for the compliment."
"NO! I MEANT THAT- I MEAN- URGH! TOO MUCH PRESS-"
I silenced Tweek with a kiss.
"Nothing wrong Tweek. You haven't done anything wrong. Calm down."
"S-sorry"
"It's okay"
This is what Tweek Tweak has done to me. He's softened me up. Big time. But it's good I guess. Helps me handle him better. He's helped me. That's one of the reasons I love him. Fuck, I still sound like a wuss. Oh, well. As long as I'm with Tweek, it doesn't matter.
Love, I get you now.