Author Here: I updated this for Beware of Dogs sake. The misspellings of reviewers names was intentional because, at one time, when I mentioned a reviewer's name, the system ate the name. I did not know it was no longer doing that. Beware of Dogs, thanks. I'm the idiot, not you!

Let's Destroy Fanfiction !

The Sequel to Let's Shut Down Fanfiction.

Lex laughed maniacally as he hit the enter key on his brand new five thousand dollar computer. The 29 Downers had pooled their money for the hunt for the dreaded adversary 2113, who had written entire series of stories portraying them as degenerates, at the least and they had hired an attorney. Who had told them basically three things:

1) Thanks for the $55,000 and I'm going to Vegas Friday,

2) It's a free country, 1st amendment above all, including common sense, and

3) Good luck finding him, her, or it before their money ran out.

So, they had decided to sic their resident genius loose with the best computer they could buy and try to make life as difficult for adversary 2113 and the hated fan fiction site as they could.

" Well, someone's been hitting the starbursts I see, " Eric drawled from the battered futon in the far corner of Jackson's apartment. He was staying the night, AGAIN, as Jackson had put it. Eric had become a lot friendlier with Jackson since they had discovered three things in common. A love of cheap wine, a love of Asian porn, ( which had caused Mel to have to triple up on her weekly therapy) and the fact that they were both obsessed with tracking their internet stalker down and ruining his life for a change.

Daley and Nathan were sitting in the fuzzy loveseat Mel had bought for Jackson as a housewarming present. It was fuzzy, comfortable and brand new. It was also florescent hot pink. " It looks like someone chugged Pepto Bismol and puked on it!" had been Nathan's delighted statement when he had first seen it. And he and Daley inevitable sat on it whenever the came over for another attempt to track adversary 2113 down. Daley was laying across Nathan, her white shirt and shorts almost at half mast as they continued with the fairly heavy petting until Jackson walked over from the kitchen, dousing them with ice water.

" Dude!" Nathan said, hopping up, dumping a fighting mad Daley to the floor with a thud. She sprang to her feet, blouse and hair soaked. She sent a glare at Jackson, but , no fool, decided it was safer to simply smack Nathan, rather than tangle with Jackson. He would probably hit back. She swatted the fluffy haired , chortling teen with her right hand. He fell back o the arm of the much maligned loveseat, covering his bushy head.

" Hey, " he protested, still laughing, "I didn't do it, he did! Hit him!" He pointed at Jackson, who had a look on his face that said "Do it and Die!" He stood and pulled his soaked blue shirt off, displaying his respectable six pack, which made Daley dramatically swoon to the eyesore of a loveseat.

"Oh, I'm suddenly so hot, so bothered, by your Zac Efron like sexiness," she quipped as she fanned herself with a grin of pure mischief. Nathan had a hatred of all things Efronesque that bordered on the obsessed.

" Zac Fucking Efron?! That damn hermaphrodite?! He's as masculine as my grandma!"

Daley shot back, " Well, she does have a bit of a beard."

He sent a bird at her , then leaned in for an other embrace. Jackson threw an ice cube at them. It missed, but they took the hint and got up.

Speaking of obsessions:

" Ok Lex, here's your drink." Jackson said as he walked up behind the youngster, handing a cold Red Bull to the sugar buzzed hacker. Lex snatched it like a drowning man would a life jacket, popping the top and guzzling half of it in two seconds time. He let out a colossal belch, then turned his dark face up to Jackson with a demonic grin .

" I've gotten into the main system. I've hit them with so many system errors, people are sending death threats to them.! You wouldn't believe just how pissed off some of these authors get when I make their stories disappear like Daley's panties after Nathan's been in her bedroom." he sent a look of evil at the loving couple on the couch.

" You damn perv, " Daley said, hitting Nathan again and again ith her balled fist. There was more amusement that malice in her voice though, " No wonder I've had to buy new ones twice this month. I thought Lex was doing it!"

" EWW! That's just nasty; you're my step sister! Incest ain't best" Lex screeched in outrage, knocking starburst wrappers to the floor as he whirled the chair back around and went back to his explanation of his frenzied activities, but not before mumbling, " Nothing sexy about pink and green granny panties anyway. Not when I can snatch Mel's thongs outta Jackson's's bedroom any time I want, or buy 'em second hand from Eric." He smirked, knowing fun as going to be had after that revelation..

" You little snitch!" Eric said in protest as Jackson glowered at him from where he stood at Lex's shoulder. " Hey, I had to make money somehow! Mom and Dad froze my account after someone sent a copy of Crash Landing to them! Man, Mom nearly had a stroke wwwwhen she read it. And she want's me to see a shrink; she thinks I may be having impure thoughts about her now. Owww!!" He howled as Jackson snatched a AA battery off the desk and pegged him right in the crotch with it.

" Touch Mel's thongs again, either of you, and I swear, I'll strip your asses and throw you out on the street . Bet you two can make plenty of cash then, playing with the urban Pedo bears ." He gave them both a last glare before returning to the topic at hand. " Ok, Lex fill us in."

Lex spoke: " Ok, like I said, I've been able to take control over some parts of the system. Stories are vanishing, reviews are lost, and even their avatars are resetting themselves at random now. Plus, I've sent in almost three hundred fake reviews, just to piss people off. And even the preview pages are giving out of date information now. They can't trust a single part of the system." he looked pleased with himself as he supped at the Red Bull, chewing three starbursts at the same time.

" Any complaints?" Jackson asked hopefully.

"Are you kidding?! They've crashed the support email seven times in less than a week! And some of these email, wow. Adversary isn't the only nut on the fan fiction family tree. This Hades character threaten to send a voodoo hougan there to hex them. Lezone or whatever her name is suggested sixteen different anatomical impossibilities for them to do with their mainframe. WOODLAWNIAN sent a box of dead fishes heads to their corporate office, Beware of Dogs sent a freaking horse head to them and said to watch the Godfather if they couldn't figure the message out. Angelo Vengeance8's been picketing them. Sugar 144 , dally 2, jelissalover and two dozen others got smart. They started emailing the advertisers with complaints. Rumor is, the founder is contemplating suicide over the whole mess."

" Hmm, " Jackson said, " we need to step it up some then."

Lex gurgled," Step it up?! If I do much more, I'll get arrested for certain, even if I did set up a dummy account to do all this through! I'm too young and good looking to go to prison." He had tears in his eyes, until Jackson reassured him. Content, he turned his attention to an unopened pack of certs.

" You won't go to prison Lex. You're too good at hacking to get caught. Besides, after Mel and Taylor do their part, fan fiction will be destroyed once and for all. Let's see adversary 2 1 1 3 post stories on a site that doesn't exist." Jackson said with a rare look of happiness.

Daley spoke up, " Are you sure the two of them can pull it off? I mean, they may have to actually sleep with that guy to get to where they need to go."

" Mel said she's had enough of her supposed sex life on this damn site. And Taylor's still pissed because everybody thinks she's a lesbian in real life now. And I'm still getting email saying me and Eric make such a cute couple. Damn, if I found his ass drowning, I sure as hell wouldn't wind up bottoming for him on a beach. I'd hold his ass under until I was sure he wouldn't get up." There as a tender look on his face despite the acerbic tone.

" Asshole. Eric said in resignation. He was used to daily death threats from Jackson by now. It didn't bother him anymore.

They had just celebrated their first week anniversary the day before, them and Mel. Talk about life imitating art.

Nathan said" I jut hope they get there ok. I can't believe they let Captain Russell fly them to Canada! They'll wind up in the Bahama's or Iraq with him doing the flying."

Lex said it nicely. " All we can do now is see if the two of them can get me the rest of the way in. Until then, I've done all the damage I can."

" Then it's a waiting game now. Let's go grab some supper. My treat. " Jackson said, pulling Eric up from the futon roughly .

As the door closed behind them, the screen flickered on the computer.

Chapter 11 of Out On an Island had just posted and it couldn't have infuriated Jackson more than if it had been written with that purpose in mind.

Next: Captain Russell, Mel and Taylor break into Fanfiction HQ!