I LOVE YOU

by Dolpher

Justin, Alex, Juliet. One of them must go away. And who will be happy then? JALEX?.. So, Justin and Alex have a little talk about it. PARODY. Don't like, don't read.

I DO LOVE YOU

"Oh, hello. What are you doing here? "

"Hi. I think, we must have a talk."

"Now? It's a midnight!"

"Yeah, I know, but it's urgent!"

"Okay, come in."

"No, I won't come in."

"Why? Is anything wrong with my apartment?"

"Yes, something is very wrong."

"What are you talking about?"

"I'm talking about Juliet. She lives in your apartment! She even sleeps in your bed!"

"Yeah she does it with me. We are married, remember, uh?"

"Anyway, I won't come in! We'll have to talk here."

"Fine. What's the matter?"

"I DO LOVE YOU! In a not a brotherly-sisterly way! I want you to be mine! I want you to leave Juliet!"

"Do... you love me? But it's wrong! We are siblings, first of all!"

"Who cares! I DO LOVE YOU! Please, be mine! PLEASE!"

"You know, I can't! We are SIBLINGS. I DO HATE incest! And I love Ju..."

"Forget about that bi...ch! Forget word 'incest'! I LOVE YOU!"

"I can't forget! Go away, Justin, GO AWAY!"

"Fine, Alex, I'll be back tomorrow."