Chapter one the start.

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It was a sunny day in the shaman world. birds were singing, the sun was shining and Ren was having a seizure. Let's back up and see how it all happened shall we?

"Stupid baka ainu. Porcupine headed..." said Tao Ren in a scowl, storming away from the tent of Horohoro.

"He better stay out of my way or else I'll kill him, and I don't care WHAT Pirika does to me!" shouted Horohoro whom was just harrassed by Ren.

"Typical..."said Pirika, left to calm her idiot brother down before he destroyed half of Tokyo. Just then Yoh Asakura showed up at Horohoro's place and ran into Pirika and Horohoro.

"Hey guys, what's up?" Yoh asked.

"THAT BAKA TAO IS WHAT'S UP!" screached an enraged Horohoro. "Gomen, you'll have to excuse my brother, he's not himself today because of...(clears throught) T-A-O-R-E-N." Whispered Pirika, knowing better than to say "Tao Ren" aloud in front of her brother.

"GAAH! I'M GONNA GET REVENGE ON HIM NO MATTER WHAT!" yelled Horohoro as he stormed off to find a shamanic spell book that he'd heard of that held the perfect revenge plan.

"BWA HAHAHAHA! HAI,HAI, HERE IT IS!" screamed Horohoro after finding the proper spell.

"Let's see...ingredients, check, check, check, article of clothing from target! how the heck am I supposed to get that! AHA!" said Horohoro. "I'll just break into his house and steal something!"

"Onichan? What did I miss that caused you to BECOME A CLEPTOMANIAC!" Pirika said having just walked in on poor Horohoro.

"PIRIKA! Uhhh...well I..h-HAVEN'T YOU EVER HERD OF KNOCKING!"

"Whatever..." said Pirika, leaving.

"Whew...that was close..." said Horohoro who was sneaking out to the Tao residence.

"Jun, go fetch my clothes, I'm out of the bath." said Tao Ren, making sure the usual horde of fangirls wasn't at the window.

"Hahahahahahahahaha! I'm finally HERE!" Yelled Horohoro, tripping over a dresser and falling flat on his face.

"Owwwwwww...stupid dresser!" said the clumsy ainu boy.

"Ren, do you want your training clothes?" asked Jun, just outside the door.

"Dang it!" whispered Horohoro, stupidly jumping into the closet. Yeah, no one would ever get clothes from a closet FULL OF CLOTHES!

Jun reached to open the closet doors and when she opened them Horohoro's hand came out and handed her some of Ren's clothes, carefully keeping himself hidden.

"Here miss Jun." said Horohoro, discising his voice to make it deeper and more manly.

"Why thank you. Say, are you a jhang-shi warrior?" asked Jun curiously.

"Ummm...of course miss Jun." said Horohoro uneasily.

"Hmmm...well, your voice certainly doesen't ring a bell, but it does sound extaordinary. I like you. Well, your sexy voice anyway..."said Jun, trying to sound cool.

"TODAY JUN!" yelled Ren from a few rooms down.

"Ta-ta!" said Jun, blowing Horohoro a kiss, still oblivious to whom he was.

"Woah..." said Horohoro,blushing furiously in embarrassement at Jun's shameless flirting."GAAH!" he shouted, falling headfirst out of the dresser.

"Well, I got his shirt and I'm on my way!" said Horohoro with a smile as he walked back to his place to perform the spell. To Horohoro, life was good.

Hi people! Listen, I am NOT gonna make this junxhoro just so you know. Next chapter : THE SPELL TO CHANGE TAO REN'S LIFE! Review if you want me to continue. so click that little button in that corner and tell me! -