Disclaimer: Naruto does not belong to me. I wrote this poem in honor of Sakura and what she should say to Sasuke. It's probably one of my favorites, so Read, Review, and Spread the word.
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You Make Me A Lesbian
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I want to be a lesbian,
And it's all because of you.
You're annoying
Egotistical
Hell-bent on men ruling the world
Annoying
Think with your dick at all hours of the day
Annoying
And seem to think the world revolves around
Making you happy.
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You make me a lesbian,
Because women seem to know
More about romance than you could
Ever hope.
I'd find a girlfriend and we'd
Go on dates
Buy each other chocolate
And flowers
And porn
And please each other because all we have
Is tongue and fingers
And porn.
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But then
If I was a lesbian
And only liked women
I wouldn't love you.
And I do.
So maybe I'll do what seems to answer
All problems
I'll find a girlfriend, and we'd buy porn
And I'd be bi.