Authors Note:
Hi! I'm Juliette and I'm gonna write a totally kick-ass season 3 fanfic of Total Drama Island called TOTAL DRAMA REUNION! It's gonna the most shamazing thing EVER!! So much awesomeness, you'll piss your pants! Here's the promo=*Narrator voice*
You liked Total Drama Island. //shows TDI logo// You loved Total Drama Action. //shows TDA logo// Now, 20 years later, it's time for TOTAL! DRAMA! REUNION!! The winner, will win a brand new car! //shows a crappy car// They have to do this by contract. //shows paperwork//
There will be... //screen gos black//
Womanizers //shows Justin with Katie and Sadie kissing him//
Pregnant Moms //shows Bridgette with a huge belly//
Crazy hormones //shows Lindsay jumping on Tyler's back//
Gold Digging //shows Heather in a sexy pose//
Kids //shows the former campers kids//
Violence //shows Izzy dressed as a Viking//
Gayness //shows Cody licking Noah's cheek//
Drinking //Shows Geoff getting alcohol poisoning//
Secrets //shows Gwen crying and running away from Trent//
Singing //shows Noah singing Barbie Girl badly//
Gossip //shows Eva screaming and crying//
Drugs //shows heather smoking Pot//
Grudges//shows LeShawna chasing Heather with a bloody knife//
Hot sex //shows Duncan in his boxers and Courtney in a towel//
*Screen scratches out*
Chef: "Are you sure you want to show these clips in particular? Because they seem kind of... detailed."
Chris: "Of course! That's what these kind of shows are all about; SEX and FIGHTS! Can you pass the pop-corn?"