Episode Frour: the Force bomb

Space. The final countdownt

Dark vader was inside the darth star making his plans.
"Otday I will take over the galaxy!" he cried, laughint in his helmet. "Kshhh..." he breathd.
"How will you do dhat? asked his best friend General Gribous.
I will use the force bom!" dark Vader said. "Kshhhh" he breathed. Dark vader licked to breath because he was a little fat under his suit but dont tell anyone shhh!
"The force bomb... its perfect!" General Geebous laughed.
They lavghed together and the camera zoomed out.

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Meanwhile on Alderan, Lucas Skywalker was buying some droyds from a jawa. "I will take that one" said Lucas, pointing to a cool looking black droyd. The jawa made a jawa noise and Lucas handed him some money. The jawa took the droyd off the leash and gave it to Lucas and drove away.
"Hello my mane is Rad-2D2." said the droyd.
"Oh my goodness, you can talk!" inquired Lucas?
"Of course I can talk . I am the radest droyd ever." Rad-2D2 exclaimed. He flexed his droyd musclkes and his head opened up and a fireork shot lout and explodd in the air. The explosion said "
Rad-e2D2" it said.
Wow! Lucas agreed, that is pretty rad.
"I am the raddest droyd of all. It is to be expected" Suddendly gthe alarm ranged. "Oh no" shoutedd Lucas," I am late for Rebel school!" So he grabbed his toast and he crabbed Rad-2d2 and went of to shcool.
AT school Lucas was sitting in his desk when the teartcher came in. "Good morning class," it said and the class sadid good mornting. "We have recieved bad news from the morning paper. Dark vader, boss of the Empire, is going to use the force bomb."
There were gasps. Noone had used the borce bomb before. This was very daengerus. "The whole universe could br destroy!
"Becauseo f the force bomb king of rebels Obi One is going to take a few fighters into the Dark Star and stop the bomb. He meeds tje best caddets from the training school. One of youw ill get to go. But you must fight for it begin!"
All of the stuidents stood up and took out their blasters an begun to fire at one eachother. Some got shot and they fell down and died but they didn't because thwy weere wearing no-die armor.
Lucas new this was daengerus but whe wasn't scared because he was the best shot in the hole class. He could shoot a womp bat from a planet away that's how good hewas.
"Watch this" he inquired to Rad-2D2 and he took out his lifesaver gun (which is bothe a lifesaver and a gun at once) and he shot the other students with lifesaver sticks, even jeremy Wilkenson who is NOT as cool as him. Also his lifesaver gun was white because he was special. Pretty quick like he was the only student eft the others where all on the floor.
"That was pretty rad," sayed Rad-2D2 as some sunglasses fell on his head. "That is just how arad you will have to be if you are going to be my pratner."
"Good job" teacher congratulated "U are going to be new Rebel spaceman. Go off to rebel spacecamp and get training with Obi-One."
And he did.

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Dark vader's best friend General Greybus walked in to the room and said to Dark vather "Dark vaker there is somethign I need ot ell you."
"What is it, Dark vader's best friend General Grendus?" asked Dark vather to general Grendel.
"The rebel king Obi-One is getting rebel spacemen to attack our the darth Star!"
so?" he breathed.
"tey want to defeat us before we can use the fork bomb!"
"Oh no! Kshhhhh, I will stop them Kshhhhhh. Is Luke or Leia with him? They are very strong."
"No Luk and Leai are on vacation in the bahamas."
"That is good kshhhhhhh" said dark vader. Dark vader did nt want to fight luke and Leia because they were his sons and he did not want to hurt them but he did not tell General Greycow this because he if he knew he would not think he was cool anymore.
"No thing can stop us now!" General Grecco vociferationed.
Ha ha ha ha ha kshhhhhhhhh!
Kshhhhh kshhhh kshhh dskhhhh kshhh!
"Here is your inhaler Dark baker" said handing him his inhalie because it is a joke and he is the comic relief.
"Thank you."

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Meanwhile Lucas landed on Tattoonine on his Rad-2D2 jet because Rad-2D2 could turn into a helicopter. "Tattoonine was the rebel planet where everyone had nine tatoos and that is whiy is was called Tatoonine. Tatonine was a desert planet and it was very hot.

"It's very hot" sweated Lucas.
"Not for me said Rd2D because robots do not get hot."
Ha ha they laughed but mostly they just sweated.
"Welcome to Tattoonine," said a large hairy woman, "she said "I am Chewbacco, she said. And this is my pet, Hand Soap."
Hello, waved Hand Soap. Hand soap was Harrison Ford with a lot of tatoos and a gun.
"You sure hav e alot of tatoos " said Lucas, observantly.
I have nine of them.
"Can I see them?" "Ok."
And Hand soap showed Lucas and Rad-Ds (that is his new nickname because it is hard to reach the 2 key with my fingers when I type) all eight of his tattoos.
"Where's is the nineth tattoo?" axed Lucas.
"That is a secret."
"Oh."
"Come on in ladies," said rebel king Obi-One. He was a beard. "It is time to train you in the way of the fork so we can stop the force bomb."
"I already know the way of the fork," said Luca and he showed Obi-One is liifesaver gun and he pushed a rock with his mind.
"I already have the force too" said Rad-Ds and he made everyone dance disco and forced a disco ball and music.
"Okay then we don't have two train because you guys are great get ready to invade force bomb vader star!"
Hooray! guffawed the rebels.

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"even more bad news!" yelped General Moosecake, wearing a newspepper. What is it?
Kshhhh said Dark vather.
"Someone named Lucas Skywalker and sa cool droyd named Rad-2D2 and the king of rebels and Hand Soap and Chewbacco are coming to attack the Dark star and take our force bomb tonight!"
"It is okay, kshh kshh kshh" Dark fader laughed, "Only those with the power of the fork can stop the fork bomb."
"Ut Luke and Rad-Ds have the pork power!"
"Oh no" Vaker laughed. "General Gresticle get upstairs on the roof and lead our forces into fight!"
"Ok, best friend!" and he went.
Noone can sotp us now! Who! Ha ha ha oh wait he laughs like ksh ksh ksh nevermind my backspace key is broken.

Up on the roof general Grestollio was talking with a Tye-fighter. "Get up there a nd stop those Rebels!"
"OK" said the Tye-figther but then he exploded.
What!

It was rebels!
The rebels and the tie fighers began to attack each other so everoyne was distracted except the important people. Lucas landed the Space Helicopter made of Rad Ds and Rad-ds said
"Hey Lucas, my man, go stop the force bomb I will deal with Deark vathern."
"Ok."
"Ok."
"Notso fast!" Yelled a voice!
It was General Gravely!
"Dark Vader is my best friend and I will not lets you kill him!" General took out his two lightsticks. He had two! That was more than one.
"What do we do now!" Luca bellowed.
Suddenly a twinkle came out of the sky and hit general Greebous in the face!
It was Hand Soap!
Chewbacoo in the sky on a ship said "HEllo friends!
Chewbaco! They chorused.
"I threw Hand Soap at General Greendron to strop him from attacking you! Now go forth and preserve the justice of our culture!"
And they did.
"Rad Ds I am coming with uou" said hamp Soap.
"Why?"
"Because you are awesome and Lucas doesn't need any help."
"Okay"

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inside the aDark star!

"Kshhh... so you have come, Rad-2D2," he said.
"That is right, broseph! You think you can defeat me? The one who taught you you how to fight1?

Gasp!

"That's right" said Rad-D, "I trained Dark varther! That is why he is almost as cool as me!
"Kshhhh, my old master. We will fight nwo!" And they both took out their lifesaver sticks and began to fight. Dark Vader had his red life saber and Rad-D had a BALCK one because he is also special like Lucas.
CLANG went their swords when they hit.
o"Your think you can stop me now!" Dark aksed, "The galaxies will all be mine!"
"No they will not!" Rad-Ds beeped.
"WHAT!"
"That's right! My partner Lucas Skywalker is goint to stop the force bomb right this minnute!"" they swinged their lifesavers a lot but Vader was a little better.
"Even though I am cool you are a little better."
"I know"
"I have no more time to play with you!" Dark said, "So I am going to kll Lucus! Kshhh!"
"No!"
Juts then Lucas walked in because the force bomb was in the same room as the other guys. "Sorry I'm late you guyse I took a wrong turn at Albequerkee.." But this was no time for jokin'.
"Lucas run,!" exclamatoried Rad-Ds! He's trying to kill you!"
"Oh no."

"Not if I can stop him!" Yelped Hand Sop. Hand soap shot Dark Vather in the and some of his skin fell off. Hand Soap walked over and picked up the skin. It was his nineth tattoo!
"Dark Vader had it all along." he explained/
Now it was all coming together.
"Nwo it is all coming together! said Rad-Ds, but I still have to stop you! Lucas I will bye you some time go and stop the force balm!" so she took out a giant black super life saver that was really scary and big and she hit Dark facer with it but Dark Vader just idnored it and stabbed Rad-Ds anyway.
"Ow." Rad-Ds was sad and dead. Then his body disappered for some reason.

"Rad-2D2 no!" yelled Lucas!
"Lucas u don't have time! you have to stopl the force bomb!"
"Oh rite." So Lucas took his lighttaser and stuck it inside of the force bomb.
"Kshnnnno!" said dark bader and he shot out a force lazer from his hand but it missed and the bomb began to wiggle. "What its happening!"
Lucas smiled smuggly. "I graduated A+ of my class from phsycis!" he smugglied, "And I know that when it comest to force ebery action hs an equal and opposite react ion!"
"No its true! KSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" he breathed. And the force of the force bomb exploded the entire dark star!
"We have to get out of here!" So they got on Hand Soap's ship and flew off into the distance.

"I am sad that Rad-Ds is gone," said Luke.
"It is okay," Hand Soap exclammed, "He will always be with us and we will always remember him."

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On rebel planet Tattoonine they were at the ceremony and everyone got a metal from Rebel King One-Obi. And they all lipped havilly ever after.

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BUT SECRETLY ON ANOTHER SHIP!

"I can't believe they beat us! Kshhhhh! Kshhh Kshhh Kshhh!"
"Don't worry, best friend, here, take your inhaler so you don't die." Said Gerbil Grevious, "We will get them later! They do not know we excaped the expolosions!"
"Ha ha, you are right!" "And we will get them... We will STRIKE BACK!"
Haa haa haaa haaa Kshhh hah ah aha Kshhh ha!

Fade out into space.

The end!