The Day I Stole Gaara's Teddy Bear
Trust me you never want to do this...
I've always loved teddy bears. I don't know why but I have like a bagillion of them. Gaara knew that I liked them too. When I went over his house for the first time and saw Bobo, his teddy bear, I started flipping out. It was so cute! I went to go pick it up and Gaara almost crushed my arm.
I had to get his teddy bear somehow. That day when I went back home, I thought of a way to do it. Then I remembered, Gaara doesn't sleep so I was like F. After a while, I finally thought of a way to do it...
Plan To Steal Bobo
In the morning when he was in his office, tell him that there is a sale on pocky. Then when Gaara leaves to go to the store. Go into his room and steal Bobo.
NOTE: don't let Kankuro or Temari see you.
They probably would though. When I do it, Temari might randomly walk in looking for Gaara's journal and Kankuro might be looking for his eyeliner. So the next day, I asked Gaara if I could stay over that night at his house. He said yes and I was like "YAY!". So anyway, that night when no one was looking I spiked Temari and Kankuro's drink with...Lunesta? Hopefully, I thought they will still be asleep when I proceed with my plan laughing in mind "Ku Ku Ku Ku Ku!" This plan HAD to work.
It did! In the morning around six o' clock when I got up they were still asleep. Gaara was in his office already (he doesn't sleep A DUH!). "Gaara," I said. He looked up. "I heard there was a sale on pocky at the store and I know how much you like pocky so I just wanted to tell you." I knew this wouldn't work. You could totally tell I was lying but Gaara said ok and he left to go to the store. YES! Now I could proceed with my plan to take Bobo and he would FINALLY be mine!!!
I walked back down the hall to see if Temari or Kankuro was still asleep. They were. And I thought Lunesta didn't work. So then I waited about two minutes to make sure they didn't get up. Then I went back into Gaara's room. Bobo sat in the middle of his bed facing the doorway staring at me as if he was saying "TAKE ME!!! I couldn't resist. In less than 3 minutes I had Bobo and all of my stuff and I was walking out the door heading back home leaving a note behind for Gaara saying:
Dear Gaara,
My mom called and said that I should come back home. I hope you don't mind. Maybe we can hang out tomorrow or something.
Love,
Samantha x33
P.S. I think someone stole Bobo because when I walked into your room to get my stuff, he wasn't there and I was like woah...maybe later I can help you look for him.
And I left. Gaara came back from the store with a whole bunch of pocky. "So there WAS a sale!, "he said "and I thought she might have been lying or something."
After Gaara was finished putting all of the pocky away. He noticed the note on the refrigerator and read it. That is when it all started...
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------In chapter 2 (coming soon) : Gaara goes on this huge rampage trying to find out who stole his teddy bear. Where is there to go but Konoha where the chicken butt hair cut Sasuke Uchiha lives...