Zimmy Pigs!
Zim is in a pet shop looking for a new leash for GIR.
Zim: I need a dog rope filthy human!!
Pet Shop Guy: A dog rope?
Zim: Yes yes! A rope you put one of those furry doggy things on to drag around the park with.
Pet Shop Guy: Oh you mean a leash?
Zim: *glaring* Do you question my intelligence??
Pet Shop Guy: I uh.no, here *grabs a leash and shows it to Zim*
Zim: *Suddenly sees something behind the pet shop owner* What is that.creature?
Pet Shop Guy: It's a guinea pig *takes it out of the hutch and puts it on the counter*
Zim: *eyes glaze over* Yes.I obey. *holds out a handful of cash* Give me all the guinea pigs.
Pet Shop Guy: What? All of them?
Zim: *zombified voice* Yes. Now.
Pet Shop Guy: Ok
Zim walks out followed by 7 guinea pigs
Zim: What do you command?
Guinea Pig: Wheet! Wheeeet!!
Zim: Yes.the planet will be yours, Master. I will obey.
Zim frees all the guinea pigs in the world with loads of giant robots, then captures all the humans and drops them down a tube leading to the centre of the Earth where they all fry.
Zim: I have done as you commanded.
Guinea Pig: Wheet! Wheet! Wheeeeeet!! Wheet!
Zim: Yes, Earth is yours.
Guinea Pig: Wheet!
Zim: Yes, it shall be renamed Guinea Piggia!
Guinea Pig: Wheeeet! Wheet!
Zim: I will go home now, yes, I obey oh Great One!
Zim takes GIR and goes back home to Irk.
Purple: You conquered Earth??!
Zim: No, it is Guinea Piggia now, planet of the guinea pigs.
Red: Then go and conquer that, we want another parking lot planet.
Zim: No, I must not turn against my Almighty Leader.
Red/Purple: We're your Almighty Leaders!
Zim: No! The guinea pigs! They command me!
Red: Then go back to them
Zim: They have no further use for me now
Purple: Then kill yourself!
Zim: No, I must always be ready for my leader if he needs me again.
GIR: Look! I gotta guinea pig! *holds up a guinea pig*
Red/Purple: *gasp in awe*
Purple: It's cute! Throw it out the airlock!
Guinea Pig: *flies into space* WHHHEEEEeeeeeeetttt!
Zim: *jumps after it* I'm coming my lord!!
The Tallest watch Zim slowly floating away through space after the guinea pig (also slowly floating away through space).
GIR runs around making guinea pig noises.
Random voice off screen yells "Guinea Pigs rock!!" The words echo and everything fades out.
END
Zim is in a pet shop looking for a new leash for GIR.
Zim: I need a dog rope filthy human!!
Pet Shop Guy: A dog rope?
Zim: Yes yes! A rope you put one of those furry doggy things on to drag around the park with.
Pet Shop Guy: Oh you mean a leash?
Zim: *glaring* Do you question my intelligence??
Pet Shop Guy: I uh.no, here *grabs a leash and shows it to Zim*
Zim: *Suddenly sees something behind the pet shop owner* What is that.creature?
Pet Shop Guy: It's a guinea pig *takes it out of the hutch and puts it on the counter*
Zim: *eyes glaze over* Yes.I obey. *holds out a handful of cash* Give me all the guinea pigs.
Pet Shop Guy: What? All of them?
Zim: *zombified voice* Yes. Now.
Pet Shop Guy: Ok
Zim walks out followed by 7 guinea pigs
Zim: What do you command?
Guinea Pig: Wheet! Wheeeet!!
Zim: Yes.the planet will be yours, Master. I will obey.
Zim frees all the guinea pigs in the world with loads of giant robots, then captures all the humans and drops them down a tube leading to the centre of the Earth where they all fry.
Zim: I have done as you commanded.
Guinea Pig: Wheet! Wheet! Wheeeeeet!! Wheet!
Zim: Yes, Earth is yours.
Guinea Pig: Wheet!
Zim: Yes, it shall be renamed Guinea Piggia!
Guinea Pig: Wheeeet! Wheet!
Zim: I will go home now, yes, I obey oh Great One!
Zim takes GIR and goes back home to Irk.
Purple: You conquered Earth??!
Zim: No, it is Guinea Piggia now, planet of the guinea pigs.
Red: Then go and conquer that, we want another parking lot planet.
Zim: No, I must not turn against my Almighty Leader.
Red/Purple: We're your Almighty Leaders!
Zim: No! The guinea pigs! They command me!
Red: Then go back to them
Zim: They have no further use for me now
Purple: Then kill yourself!
Zim: No, I must always be ready for my leader if he needs me again.
GIR: Look! I gotta guinea pig! *holds up a guinea pig*
Red/Purple: *gasp in awe*
Purple: It's cute! Throw it out the airlock!
Guinea Pig: *flies into space* WHHHEEEEeeeeeeetttt!
Zim: *jumps after it* I'm coming my lord!!
The Tallest watch Zim slowly floating away through space after the guinea pig (also slowly floating away through space).
GIR runs around making guinea pig noises.
Random voice off screen yells "Guinea Pigs rock!!" The words echo and everything fades out.
END