Chapter One: An Unexpected Talk.
It was a nice day in Bikini Bottom; let's go visit our favorite underwater sponge, in his Pineapple House. He appears to have some visitors today. "On behalf of the whole Squarepants family, congratulations on your big promotion son" said Spongebob's dad, shaking Spongebob's hand. "Oh you've made us all so very proud" cried mom, who couldn't help but sneak a quick kiss on her son's forehead. As usual he went bright red in the face; this was normally the scenario because female attention was something that he'd never normally receive. "All my dreams have come true" smirked Spongebob, who found great enjoyment in watching party balloons float all around the room. "Meow" sniggered Gary, who by-the-way was Spongebob's favorite pet snail. The dad couldn't resist but chuckle out loud. "Except for the passing my driving test dream, that's a good one Gary. You were always the smart one" Spongebob narrowed his eyes at Gary "I'll deal with you later on, minister" Mum decided to step in "Now, now boys. Our little Spongy risked his own life to save Bikini Bottom and showed more courage than most other adults"
Suddenly…there was a few knocks at the front door. Smiling merrily, Spongebob skipped over to it and answered the call with joy "Hey Spongebob, I mean manager" said Patrick. "Hi buddy, I mean best friend" A man to man hug soon followed. Patrick then noticed the parents looking at them. "MUM, DAD" He dived right through the air, but Spongebob managed to stop him "Patrick, there my parents" Patrick froze in mid-air and fell on the floor with a loud thump. "Sorry, guess I forgot. GARY" "MEOW (Oh no)" screamed Gary. Next moment you know Patrick was chasing, a very scared, Gary around the house. The Squarepants family just looked at each other and shrugged their shoulders. Dad then turned his full attention towards Spongebob. "So what are your next plans then?" Spongebob could not answer the question. "Pass your driving test" joked his dad "Travel the ocean" replied his mum "Meow (Feed me)" said Gary "Get a girlfriend and make lots of babies" laughed Patrick stupidly.
"Spongebob, you still haven't found love yet?" said dad, with a shocked tone in his voice. Mom walked up to Spongebob and gave him a tight hug "Don't you worry dear, something's in life do take time" Normally Spongebob enjoyed his living-style has it was; working at the Krusty Krab 2, practicing on his karate skills, going jelly-fishing. But today was the complete opposite, a few tears suddenly appeared in both this eyes "I can't even get a date" "DATE, I JUST REMEMBERED I'VE GOT A DATE WITH MINDY…DID I JUST SAY THAT OUT LOUD…WHAT AM I DO, WHO AM I? HAAAAAAAA" panicked Patrick. He ran straight through Spongebob's wall and down the road, until out of sight. Spongebob then ran out of his house is well, crying like no tomorrow, leaving his concerned parents behind, watching.