AUTHORS NOTES POWERS,ACTIVATE!: HELLO LITTLE ONES! How's life? I DON'T CARE! OK, first things first….

Luigi: WHY AM I A VAMPIRE IN THIS STORY?! ALSO,WHY AM I AN UGLY VAMPIRE IN THIS STORY?

Me: [ sighs ] Luigi, what precisely is your life force regarding fanfictions?

Luigi: Your sick imagination?

Me: Well,yes. But what fuels that?

Luigi: Your brai…

Me: NO BODY PARTS!

Luigi: Reviews?

Me: YES! And what gets reviews?

Luigi: Good fanfictions?

Me: YEP! And how is a good fanfiction created?

Luigi: Good plot,characters,and a twist? [ sometimes…. ]

Me: So what does that mean,Weeg?

Luigi: Reviews….Brain…Fanfictions….Twist….Good….DOES NOT COMPUTE. INITIATE SELF-DESTRUCT MODE. [ blows up ]

Me: OH NO! WHOS GONNA DO THE DISCLAIMERS NOW?!

Mario: I will!

Me: No.

Mario: LUMANII DOES NOT [ me: STOP IT! ] OWN US! SHE OWNS[STOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPP!] HERSELF AND BKB! SHE ALSO OWNS AN ACCOUNT FOR ONLINE SCHOOL! AND I OWN A TACO! ( eats taco ) Well, I DID own a taco.

Me: MOVING ON! Please enjoy and REVIEW, because if you don't, vampire luigi just DIES. Even though he's immortal…..

…HORROR FANFIC! NO LIKIE, NO READIE!...

[ luigi's POV ]

"What? The cemetery?" Lumanii asked. "Have you COMPLETELY lost it, Weeg?"

I gave her a glance and said, "Yep! It seems perfect for a drawing area, and no, im not crazy."

Luring the victim in…..

Lumanii looked shocked at me then smiled.

"Sounds cool! OK, cemetery it is then!" She said, emphasizing cemetery.

Victim takes the bait…..

"Tonight, OK? Oh,and….." I looked around to see if anyone *cough* BKB. *cough* *cough* is listening. "Come alone." Lumanii wasn't very flustered, no, she was with my older brother, but a slight pink came to her cheeks.

Leave before it changes its mind…..

I left, saying I had to check on Yoshi.

Walking home, I touched the bottom of my fangs. Ouch.

I wasn't always like this. I wasn't always so bloodthirsty.

Its all HIS fault.

He has Lumanii roped in. I know it. Stupid Mario. He wants her to be with him as a demon.

I tried to warn her, tried to save her.

I payed dearly.

Always wearing this black cloak, Lumanii says it dosent suit me. She's right. I think it'll look better with some red "accents", don't you? No? TOUGH LUCK.

She sees good in everyone.

Even when it isn't even there.

She belives everyone deserves second chances. Miss Heart of Gold.

Well, she wont belive that when im done with her.

Oh. Its time.

"Luigi?" I heard. "HELLO?"

I hid in the tree, my now bloodshot eyes on her. She's alone. Typical.

She looked around, trying to find me.

"Weeg!" she laughed. "Cmon!"

Her laughter faulted.

"Luigi?" she asked. "Cmon, this isn't funny!"

Then she spotted me. Only, it wasn't me. It was a darker, scarier version of me. I had long fangs and midnight wings. I got ready.

"Lu-luigi?" She stuttered.

I pounced.

The nightingale has stopped singing…forever.

….

Me:O_O I cant belive I had this in me.

Mario: Me neither. [ pale and shaking ] im a…..demon?

Me: Apparently. Thx for reading! Should I do a sequal that's NOT a oneshot? Tell me in reviews!

Mario: TH-TH-THAT'S ALL, FOLKS!