Never Never Land

Never Never Land

A story about Lyfe Jennings famed song, Never Never Land. I hope you enjoy.

Disclaimer: Lyfe's song, J.K.R.'s characters that is about it.

You know my momma always said there are only two things in life that are constant: that's change and change

Harry looked over the still waters and smiled thinking about the chaos and the instability and…his life in general.

It feels like something's missing but

I just don't know,
It's like I'm not the same man that I was, before
and all these crazy places that I usually know,
are just not as exciting as they were before.

He remembered when he was on top of the world. He had just defeated Voldemort and life was good, but something was missing, a gap. He also found that he was becoming, weirdly, envious of Hermione and Ron's blooming romance, even though he had been the number one person to push it to that level.

I think about you constantly, It surprises me,
how I've changed,
my friends are coming down on me,
saying a playa never changes the game.

He thought about her all the time. When it occurred to him that maybe, possibly, probably, he was falling in love with his Best Friend's girlfriend. His friends were starting to notice and dumping on him about trying to settle down with an OPB (1), using Lee Jordan's words anyway.

Those fellahs live in Never Never Land
right next to Peter's Pad cuz
nobody wants to grow old,
those fellahs live in Never Never Land
they'll never understand what it's like to be in love.

He didn't listen to any of them. He wasn't stupid, even if Severus would disagree. He saw what those old men looked like on the side of the rode, trying to hollah at some poor woman, just so he could have a place to sleep at night, admittedly, he did know how to read and write(2). They lived in La-La Land; they would never know what it was like to be in love.

It feels like something's' moving inside of me,
my heart is doing back flips in spite of me,
and there's no place that I would rather be
than with you and my kids, my family
I think about you constantly,
you gonna be my wife eventually
It don't matter what my friends say to me,
there's no changing my mind, so ya'll just pray for me

His feelings were getting more noticeable, he could not hold them inside any longer, and he was starting to think like a girl, too. The good news was that he had noticed Ron's attention shortening towards Hermione, ditto for her, and more towards Luna, as soon as Ron got together with Luna, he was sure he would, he would, Hermione would be all alone and he would swoop down pull her into his arms and…well, you know.

Twenty Years Later…

He was married to Hermione and they had two average looking children, who couldn't have been plainer looking, and he loved them with all his life his heart, and they couldn't have looked more handsome to him or his wife. His friends still made fun of him, saying that they would pray for him to finally come to his senses.

(A.N. This is pretty much the end, but I'll put the rest of the song up anyway, because I want a happy ending and is extremely lazy and Dumbest Quotes is on and I'm trying to watch it.)

Never Never Land
right next to Peter's Pad cuz
nobody wants to grow old,
Those fellahs live in Never Never Land
they'll never understand what its like to be in love.

Never Never Land right next to Peter's Pad cuz nobody wants to grow old,
those fellahs live in Never Never Land
they'll never understand what its like to be in love.

Hold up wait a minute, how my heart slipped
don't be putting my woman in it,
She ain't got nothing to do with this bullshit,
She is a deak and she chills in the pool pit
AH YAH WRONG DAWG
I don't even need to say no more,
You ain't got the disease, but you expect the cure,
Down on your knees praying for that new Porsche
while she's walking out that door,
(SHE'S WALKING OUT TH AT DOOR)


Those fellahs live in Never Never Land
right next to Peter's Pad cuz
nobody wants to grow old,
Those fellahs live in Never Never Land
they'll never understand what it's like to be in love.

Never Never Land right next to Peter's Pad cuz nobody wants to grow old,
those fellahs live in Never Never Land
they'll never understand what its like to be in love.

And I don't care what they told you
Thirty is not the new Twenty its the same old Thirty
don't be mad at me Jay I'm just the messenger baby,
I'm just the messenger!

Thanks to Billy Ruffin for these lyrics

The song by Naughty by Nature, Other Peoples Bitche(s)

A Nas song 'I Can' real good song, about Black appreciation so… if you're racist or something like that you probably wouldn't be interested.