This was written for a friend, who's art inspired this short little story. Enjoy!
Riven had seen some strange things in her time as a champion of the League. From Annie's demented tea parties to Ezreal's My Little Pony collection, Riven thought she had experienced all the odd occurrences the League had to offer. However, todays event may have landed first place in this season's "What The Fuck" competition.
Upon Riven's entrance to the Institute Mess Hall, She was greeted by a loud crash and a abnormally large amount of inhuman gurgling. Her attention was quickly drawn to a scuffle in the center of the cafeteria. Well thats… different, she thought, one eyebrow raised in amusement.
In the spot where a lunch table used to be (the table now upturned in the far corner of the mess hall, covered in what resemble massive teeth marks), the floor was covered by a large pool of pungent, green liquid. Doing battle in the center of the pool were two of those annoying void creatures Riven encountered all too often on the Fields of Justice. She recognized the large red one as the beast Cho'gath and the smaller gray one as the insufferable Kog'Maw.
By the time Riven arrived at the scene, a small crowd of champions had already formed. Twisted Fate, being the two-bit hustler he is, began taking bets on the outcome of the fight. As Riven watched the fight with indifference, she noticed a large bucket sitting near the edge of the pool. Inside the bucket appeared to be pieces of fried chicken, However riven realized that the pieces were much larger than any chicken she'd ever eaten. Scrawled across the bucket in what looked vaguely like blood, were the words "Void Fried Yordle." Oh thats nasty she thought, a sour look on her face.
The fight came to a premature end when Cho'gath stomped the ground with his foot, summoning a ring of spikes to knock Kog'Maw airborne. Unfortunately for the Living Howitzer, he fell straight down the gullet of Cho'gath. There were several gasps from the crowd as Cho swallowed him whole. Money was exchanged, and Twisted Fate pocketed a hefty sum (probably by cheating) from his share of the bets.
Cho'gath turned to the bucket and began feasting, making contented crunching noises at he ate. Just as Cho'gath finished wolfing down the large pieces of meat, the door of the mess hall burst open. Tristana rushes in, her signature cannon nowhere in sight. Even from this distance, Riven can see the tears in her eyes. She stops, and cups her hands over her mouth to amplify her voice. "HAS ANYONE SEEN TEEMO" She yells in a shaky voice. Riven turns to Cho'gath. I swear its almost as if he is smiling…