Cat's Random Thoughts
Welcome to another video where I tell you all the random thoughts that pop into my head, starring ME! Cat Valentine! Yay!
Okay, whenever I'm in a car and we stop at a stoplight, I always think to myself, in a stoplight, green means go and yellow means yield, but in a banana, green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where did you get that banana?
Okay, now I'm on my new chair! It spins! Now I will demonstrate my new chair in case you people out there do not know how this new technology works.*spins on chair* See? It's just a normal chair, so don't make fun of it for being different. You can still sit on it to do your morning Pilates.
People always ask me why I always say 'what's that supposed to mean?' so, I will tell you the truth. Do not listen to all those weird lies out there about why I always say it like 'she was kidnapped by aliens and they forced her to always say it or else they would drown her in chocolate beverage.' Do not listen to those lies. The real reason I always say that is because I honestly don't know what that's supposed to mean. Wait, but what if I'm lying? What if that wasn't the real reason? Oh no. I'm freaking out! Help!
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I'm back! And I'm not freaking out anymore! You wanna know why? Cause I played the trumpet for my brother and he didn't try to eat the trumpet. Now he is manning the camera. *brother puts rotten avocado in front of camera* No, nobody wants to see the avocado you found in the restaurants garbage. *brother puts avocado down and camera starts shaking wildly* No! The doctor said you weren't supposed to scratch it! Stop! That's all the time we have for today. Please join us next time for another episode of Cat's Random Thoughts where my brother will not be my cameraman. No! Stop scratching it! MOM! Bye!