So this is the result of me and my friends eating too much sugar. I dont know if I should do more Crack hetalia fics though
''Dum da da dum da da dum dum dum Da " Sung Russia who was only clothed in his scarf , boxers with a picture of a fluffeh Kitty on them and a pair of boxing gloves . He has been walking up to America and SPLASH Russia threw a bottle of water On Alfred and Punched him in the face.
"Ow what the fuck Commie?" America said to the Russian man , "This is for painting the coca cola sign on my Red moon ! " He said and threw another bottle of water and a punch at Him.
"THIS IS WAAAAAAAAAR" America screamed.
Greece woke and was outraged " NOOOOOOOO THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH".
All the while this happened England was stroking his pet Unicorn Horny the third "Oh I love you Horny ..Oh you want me to kiss you ... Oh you" He said and French kissed the imaginary Being.
France saw this happening and took his chance and Humped Arthurs butt.
Prussia was eating pancakes when he looked at Golbird , the bird had the me gusta face on and said "Fool give meh a Cookeh" , Prussia replied saying " I dont have any cookies.
Gilbird said "THEN YOU MUST DIEEEEEEE" And Gilbird eat Prussia .
Austria was in a power rangers cosplay singing " WE HAVE GERMAN SPARKLE PARTEH , SPARKLE PARTEH SPARKLE PARTEH"