A/N: Hi! I'm new here and this is my first fanfiction that I have published. I hope you enjoy it! Warning: This is so stupid it might cause permanent brain damage. Reader discretion is advised. Also, I wrote this during math so you really can't expect much.
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN THE LORD OF THE RINGS OR ANYTHING IN IT, IT BELONGS TO TOLKIEN. Also, why would I write a fanfiction of my own story?
Chapter 1
"Pip, I'm bored," Merry whined.
"I'm hungry," Pippin replied, looking wistfully down at his stomach. Imladris was BORING. And they didn't have nearly enough food to keep up with the hobbits' high demands, needing to be feed every other second of the day, otherwise they would; "die of starvation" according to Pippin. It was true though (except for the part about starving to death), Imladris, or Rivendell was BORING. A mischievous grin cracked across Merry's face. A let's-prank-lord-Elrond kind of mischievous grin. "Come on Pippin, let's get the twins!"
"But Merry, I'm hungry!"
"But Merry, why can't we go and pinch some mushrooms from the kitchen?"
"Because we are getting the twins Pippin!"
Elladan and Elrohir heard the bickering from a mile away. They were of practicing their archery and shooting at the dummies. "What do you two want? I believe I heard someone say, 'the twins' and we are the only twins here, so, what do you need us for?" said Elladan.
"Well Elladan, we want to prank Lord Elrond. Want to help us out?" Elladan looked over to Elrohir and the grinned at each-other, then the hobbits. "We don't want to miss out on any fun, do we now brother?"
"Most certainly not! LET'S DO IT!"
The twins packed up their archery gear and lead the hobbits back to their room. The four of them sat around a desk looking at a sheet of blank parchment, trying to think of ideas to write down. "He needs a good pranking." Elrond had pranked them earlier. Elrond had decided to bake a cake for the twins' birthday; only Elrond tripled the amount of sugar, and then replaced the sugar with the strongest salt possible. Getting him back for that seemed fair enough. "Lord Elrond is always so… grey," Pippin murmured.
"You might be onto something there Pippin! Grey, grey, hmm… Ada DESPISES bright colours… WE SHOULD DYE HIS HAIR RAINBOW, SO IT LOOKS JUST LIKE MOTHER'S WARDROBE!"
"Nice Elladan, let's do it. Also, father's teeth burn my eyes out, SO LET'S MAKE THEM RAINBOW TOO!"
"Also, a strong brew goes a long way, so we could get Lord Elrond drunk so he stumbles around like a Fool of a Took –"
"Hey!"
"And when he is drunk we dye his hair rainbow and paint his teeth rainbow!'
"Merry, I don't know…"
"Oh."
"I DON'T KNOW WHETHER I LIKE IT A LOT OR LOVE IT! THIS WILL BE THE BEST THING EVER, WHAT DO YOU SAY BROTHER?"
Elrohir nodded at his brother and pressed his finger to his lips.
"Oh yes, is that better?"
Elrohir nodded back. "We can get the wine off Thranduil – he is too busy being fabulous and dancing on elks to care about doing anything."
"Plan ready? We get wine, you two get dye?"
"All good," Merry replied.
Pippin had dozed off for a little bit, and just popped his curly haired head up. "Is it second breakfast yet?"
EPILOGUE
"Merry, this is going to be EXTRA BORING if only you and the twins write it."
"FINE PIPPIN, YOU WRITE THE NEXT CHAPTER, IF IT IS GOING TO BE "EXTRA BORING"."
A/N: Did you enjoy it? I know it is short, but the next chapters will be longer, I promise! I should be able to get a whole bunch of chapters written soon, because it is coming up to the end of the school year for me and our teachers really don't give two shits about what we do in the last week of school ;)
Also, review it my precious, or we will dye your hair and teeth rainbow.
BYE!