It's been 3 years since Sasuke and Sonic fought in the parking lot of Freddy Fazbear Pizzeria. Mike Schmidt eventually went from the pants pissing job of security guard all the way to manager of that store, but once Schmidt became manager, he envisioned it to be something else. In those 3 years, Schmidt closed down the pizzeria and re-opened to the Freddy Fazbear Horror Show, his aim was to use his best buddies the animatronics: Freddy, Chica, Bonnie and Foxy, to become the hip new scary things, and it worked pretty well if I do say so myself.
"I know we've been scaring kids for a year now, but for the sake of the story I'm going to say I like this job more after a year." Bonnie said, having no care for the fourth fucking wall.
"Yeah, I feel you dude" said Freddy, "I hope we have this job forever!"
That last word echoed for a long ass while.
"Forever!"
"Forever!"
"Forever!"
"Forever! Jesus Christ how many more times must I say it?" Freddy asked me.
"That was the last one but you ruined the take so re-do it."
"Just repeat one of the last ones, aren't we already over budget?"
"Google docs and are free, let's it make the best free story these people have ever read."
"Forever!"
-Cut to the future, 2015-
The future is very dark, it's also currently 10:35 pm everywhere, in 2015 there is now a universal time-zone. The Horror Show is losing profit, no one's scared of the animatronics anymore, but why?
"Why?" asks Springtrap, fresh meat in the animatronic business
"Look guys" Schmidt said to the animatronics, "I'm afraid I'm gonna have to lay you guys off, all the new fangled popular let's players are making everyone used to all our jumpscares."
"Fuck that" Bonnie signaled to Foxy and Foxy ripped off Schmidt's frontal lobe, no one poured one out for the dead homie because well, he wasn't a homie anymore.
Springtrap investigates Schmidt's office, hoping to find some cash, but instead he found something more promising, he found Schmidt's CD case, in 2015, he had a CD case.
"Look at these fossils" Springtrap said, he sifted through them, they were mainly Naruto soundtracks and the occasional Little Richard song, but he found the best CD of them all.
"I'm honestly not surprised" Springtrap found Nickelback's 2005 album "All the Right Reasons," he decides to give it a listen, see if the band really is that bad as people say.
Springtrap puts the CD in the CD songifier thing, and it starts steaming up and shaking violently!
"Oh shit, Mike's gonna be really mad! Aw fuck it the dude's a dead ass bitch anyway" Springtrap comes to his sense, but before he can say one more thing, he's transported to 1994!