A Dumb Orange Diary
20 February
'A dumb old diary is what it's all about and just think if you were popular unlike me I'm the biggest dork in the school just because of that bitch Miki!:(' 'Once I woke up and heard a voice calling me 'Rin! Rin!' I thought it was my prince that waits for me at the edge of the school corner...' 'It's so ENCHANTED... I fill like drinking that Cantarella again so I can drool he's so HOT on so many levels! Oh, I forgot to introduce myself... My name is Rin Kagamine I'm the twin to the prince I was talking about and I'm fourteen and has a car called a Road Roller isn't that cool?' 'Hey Rin, your enchanted prince is waiting for you at the corner...' 'Thanks Miku... She raised me up on the way I was practising my biggest dork song it's called 'My Hot dog is GROOVY' it goes like this My hot dog is groovy! *BURP* My hot dog is groovy I shake my butt and put a leak in between my butt! *BURP* I thought it was fun for the talent show on 30 February everybody calls me and my friends Kaiko and Miku DORKS! But I'm dorkier than them... I could be the Dork Princess! Isn't that cool?' 'I was drawing myself as princess dork Rin I could eat oranges everyday! Haaaah... It must be great to be princess I was drooling suddenly Jessica Miki's BFF bumped into me 'Eeeeeww... You spilled saliva on me LOSER!' 'I was like who cares? You piece of shit! I said it in my heart 'Well I care...' 'She turned and she was with Len! *FAINT* I was like WTF! She's with him! LOSER! Maybe Jessica should be the dork said to her Nobody steals my precious Len! :P I stuck my tongue out... I was about to cry I ran my shoe was left like Cinderella and it was difficult to breath I wish I wasn't in this school I saw Jessica doing my thing as in being with Len! I said to Miki when I met her I was kinda jealous You must of ordered her to... I called Kaiko and Miku well it's good that Miku's the eldest in school Hi Bye... they said wait! Let's discuss about what we're going to do in the Talent Show in the Library 'Okay!' they said Miki was disappointed we ran as fast as we could when we reached the library 'How about we become the Book Worms we do love books!' Kaiko said 'Yeah!' Miku replied 'Um.. I was thinking of not doing that... I bravely said 'WHATEVER...' they both said in case I stood there waiting for my ENCHANTED prince until midnight so I went home at 12:30 I opened the door and 'SURPRISE!' Oh, whatever I don't need parties to celebrate my 15th birthday their
dumb 'It's okay! Dear!' Dad said cheering me up?
Well, it's not that way dummy well is it just having fun? 'Yes...' Mom said Okay if you say so... So I blew out the candles it fills great to be fifteen! I fill mature as in Grown up style you know? Well, dorks only say those things are cool unlike Len he's the most popular boy in school everybody calls him VHLIP it means Very Hot looking Important Person... I was like no fair! :( But I don't understand I have to become TDPP The Dork Pervert Princess and I still got a name! Len held my face and kissed my cheeks I was blushing the colour of ashes! but red ones... Isn't that a Dorky idea? It's not just a Dorky idea it must be a weird one... TT _ TT Ohhh... No fair I was like I'm in the last place of popularity... Miku gets to be second and Kaiko's in the popular cute section she's in first place! No fair I say again! ! :( It's almost the end so I better hurry Bye! My Dumb Orange Diary will continue on chapter 2! :)