Ironhide's Problem
Ironhide is in CyberHeat but he doesn't want his friend Will to know about it. When Will finds out what's wrong with him he sets out to solve the problem, with some help. *Oneshot*
Author's Note: Mind in the gutter again so I had to write this. Don't worry I'll get my ass in gear and post up the other chapters for my stories soon. When my mind's in the gutter I don't question it, and neither should you. (-w-) Enjoy the lewdness.
Disclaimer: ...no comment other than the fact that Transformers isn't mine.
(Thoughts)
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=Speaking Cybertronian=
It was a normal day at the Lennox's. Will managed to get a 2 week vacation from NEST Base so he decided to spend it at home with his wife and little 3 year old daughter. While they were in the kitchen eating lunch no one noticed the Topkick in the backyard acting strangely. It kept driving around in an erratic manner and once in a while would stop and shake as if something was hurting it. Turns out something was hurting it. Or 'him' for that matter.
The GMC 4500 Topkick wasn't your ordinary Truck. It was an alien robotic being in disguise called a Cybertronian. And his name was Ironhide. Ironhide is known for having a temper and for having a trigger happy finger. And he has a high tolerance for pain, meaning he'll rush into battle without much thought to getting painful injuries. But this time all he wanted was for a certain pain of his to go away.
For two days the Mech noticed that something was off about himself. Every time he sees a Femme (or Mech) his body would overheat and a strange tingling sensation would form between his legs. Sometimes the tingling would be so intense that it would cause a dull pain every time he walked. Checking his internal calendar Ironhide realized that he's gone into CyberHeat, as it's been nearly 1000 years since his last heat cycle.
Ironhide kept driving around in the backyard at a slow pace. His body was burning with the desire to mate but he faced a problem. The first 4 days he would be in pain thanks to his interface Rod expanding. When a Mech is in CyberHeat their interface rod, also known as a 'Spike' would swell up with energon and transfluid, expanding the organ so it wouldn't go limp during the next three weeks of their Heat Cycle. But as it expands the nerve endings would be highly sensitive, causing both pain and pleasure for the Mech in question. Plus their Mating Drives (literal drives that don't activate until they are over 1000 years old) will activate and give the Mech a strong desire to seek out a Femme or another Mech to couple with. However, while the interface rod expands the Mech won't be able to fully mate until 4 days have passed, as the organ would be highly sensitive to touch and would hurt if the Mech tried to mate.
Ironhide stopped going in circles and started shaking a little. He wanted to mate so badly but it hurts him just to drive around in a circle. Ironhide has a high tolerance for pain but this kind of pain he could do without. He tried moving again to get his mind off of it but had to stop. He almost whimpered as he felt his spike swell up more. True it did feel good but it hurt him like hell.
(Oh Primus... Why did I have to go into Heat now?! I could do much better without this damn pain!)
Ironhide slowly drove inside a huge barn that was redesigned to be like his room away from the base. He transformed and shut the door, then laid in his berth. He felt his whole body overheating and groaned as he tried to make himself comfortable. He closed his optics and tried to think about other things besides fucking with random bots. But the more he thought about certain said bots the more pleasure/pain he feels. He thought about just opening up his groin plates and masturbating right then and there but thought against it. For one he'll be too sensitive to even touch his own spike plus he didn't want his human family to see him like this, especially little Annabelle.
"Fuck... I hate this... Femmes don't experience pain when in Heat be we do, it's not fair." he muttered.
"What's not fair Ironhide?"
The Mech almost jumped and turned on his cannons, aiming for the unknown voice. He saw his friend Will Lennox with his hands raised and backing up slowly.
"WHOA! WHOA! TAKE IT EASY HIDE'!"
Ironhide powered off his weapons and laid back down, venting sharply. Will breathed a sigh of relief and walked towards his friend, climbing up some stairs that was built in to reach his berth. "Um, Hide'? You okay?"
(No, I'm horny as hell and want to fuck something into the ground!) He wanted to say that but decided not to. "...I'm fine Will, just leave me be."
That wasn't the answer Will was expecting. He put his hand on the Mech's shoulder and raised an eyebrow. The heat wasn't intense but he was burning up bad. "Ironhide you're burning up. Are you sick?"
"I'm fine." he lied.
"You're lying. Something is wrong with you and I want you to tell me. Or should I call Ratchet?" Will threatened.
Ironhide opened his optics and glared at him, with Will glaring back at him. He groaned and turned on his side, then waved his servo at him in a dismissive manner. "I said I'm fine William Lennox. No need to call The Hatchet on me. I just spent too much hours in the sun is all."
Will didn't believe that at all but decided to accept it. When his friend was up to it then he'll know what's bothering him. Besides, something must be wrong for Ironhide to say his full name. "Alright then... I'll check up on you later." He heard Ironhide grunt in reply and didn't say much else. Will went back downstairs and out of a smaller door that he installed. As soon as he left Ironhide sighed and rubbed his optics, he didn't want his friend to know about his problem. For one, he wouldn't understand and two, he couldn't deal with Will seeing him in pain like this. As if on cue his body shuddered as he felt his spike swell up some more. He groaned and put a servo between his legs, rubbing his groin plating that covered his spike. His optics were shut tight as he felt the odd yet strangely satisfying mixture of pain and pleasure.
"Oh fuck! Primus I hope this doesn't go on for too long... Ah!"
Ironhide kept rubbing the plating between his legs, feeling the pressure slowly subside and feeling some lubricant drip from his groin plates. He stood still for a few minutes lightly moaning and trying to quell the urge to just masturbate then and there.
...
Unknown to Ironhide his friend Will decided to stick around and spy on him. He wanted to know why his best friend and guardian was acting so strangely. He didn't expect him to act like this. He saw Ironhide moaning and clutching the area between his legs. Will didn't know if he was injured or what but he was going to find out and help him. Whether he liked it or not. He moved away from the barn and pulled out his cell phone, calling a number that was unlisted and private. Soon a voice was heard on the other line.
''Hello?"
"Hey Ratchet? It's me. Listen I think something's wrong with Ironhide."
He heard the Autobot medic sigh on the other line. "Ironhide? Don't tell me that old slagger injured himself again?"
"I don't know. He's been acting weird lately. I asked him what was wrong but he wouldn't tell me." Will peeked back in the barn and saw that Ironhide was recharging, but heard strange whimpering sounds coming from him. He whispered into his phone. "I think he might've injured himself between his legs, plus he was running a fever earlier."
Ratchet was silent on the other end of the phone for a few minutes. "Hang on a minute William."
"Um, ok."
At NEST Base Ratchet was in his Medbay and typed something on his computer, soon a medical file with Ironhide's name popped up. After scanning through it he vented and shook his helm.
"Slaggit... No wonder he's acting strange."
Back at the house Will kept a close eye on Ironhide. The Mech was still recharging but his hand was still between his legs. Will idly wondered if Male Cybertronians had a penis like humans did. And if so was that the thing causing him much pain? He got his answer when Ratchet spoke to him on the other line.
"William? You there?"
Will whispered into his phone. "Yeah, I'm here Ratch'. You find anything?"
"Yes, Ironhide is just going through his CyberHeat is all. He'll be fine after a month."
Will looked at his phone like it grew a second head. "Uh, I'm sorry one more time?"
"Ironhide is in CyberHeat. It's how some animals on Earth go in season to mate." Ratchet could hear Will's sputtering and chuckled on the other line.
The human couldn't believe what he heard. His best friend is in heat?! He had to confirm this. "I-In heat? Like how a dog goes in heat? That kind of heat?"
"Yes Will, that kind of Heat. But it's a little different for us Mechs. I'll explain."
And so Ratchet explained how being in CyberHeat is different from a normal Heat. From the Mech experiencing some pain to the swelling of the interface rod, also known by a spike. Will Lennox blushed at some of the graphic parts and simply listened to the CMO explain it. After he was done Will was sitting on the ground with his legs crossed, he now knew that his friend and other Mechs had what could be called a penis. And he could somewhat relate to Ironhide being in pain, now that he knows what's wrong with him. Besides he once had to go to the hospital after eating a brownie laced with Viagra. That visit was not fun and he got his cousin back later for that.
"So... after four days he'll be willing to have sex with anyone that offers, right?"
"That is correct William. We Cybertronians are a polygamous species and don't care about who we're interfacing with. Hell if a lone Femme or Mech Decepticon is in Heat and is willing to mate with an Autobot then they'll do it, regardless of faction. It's only the bonded pairs that we stay away from, as they sometimes don't like sharing their mates with others."
Will tried not to think about certain Mechs being involved in a robotic orgy session. He suddenly had a thought as to what to do about Ironhide being in pain. "Hey, what about Ironhide's pain? Isn't there something we can do about it? I'm not used to seeing him in pain like this..."
Ratchet tapped his chin and thought for a moment, then got an idea. "There is something that might work, but knowing Ironhide he'll never agree to it. Or maybe he will if he's desperate enough…"
Will was about to reply when he heard Ironhide groan again. Peeking back inside, he saw Ironhide in the fetal position rubbing fiercely at his groin plating, moaning and whimpering at the same time. He was trying to soothe the ache that his swelling spike was causing him. "Please, anything Ratch. I hate to see him like this..."
"...Well, the rest of the Femmes won't arrive on Earth for another week, so me, you and Optimus is going to help him."
"Optimus? W-why him?" he asked.
"Optimus is the only Mech that can break Ironhide in. That stubborn fragger won't let any other Mech break him except for Optimus. He'll keep him busy until his mate Chromia arrives."
Will was trying his very best to not picture Ironhide being fucked from behind by a horny Optimus. That was a mental image he'd rather not have. He rubbed his head and sighed, then spoke in the phone. "Alright... what do I have to do?"
"Tomorrow you'll have to soothe his Spark and release the extra energy he's building up. The next day I'll help him out by making some of the swelling in his spike go down, if it's pressurized too much he'll be in more pain. Then the day after that I'll have Optimus break him in. That first part is going to be tricky though..."
"Wait, what do you mean by soothing his spark?"
He heard Ratchet on the other line typing on his computer. "By soothing his spark, I mean getting something to release the excess energy. A 40 watt Taser should work in dispelling the energy."
A Taser? Will knows what a 40 watt Taser can do to a human body so why use something so dangerous on a bot? As if reading his mind Ratchet provided the answer. "And if you're wondering, no we Cybertronians can't be harmed by a Taser. For one thing it's actually quite pleasurable if used properly."
Will blushed red as he quickly walked away from the barn and rubbed his face. Just hearing about their mating habits was enough to make someone take a very cold shower. He saw his wife playing with Annabelle on the swing and made a note to talk to her about people with strange fetishes involving Tasers. "Okay. I'll try to soothe Ironhide's spark tomorrow. But the question is will he let me? I mean... I don't think he'll even talk to me about his problem."
Ratchet chuckled on the other line. "I have a feeling he will eventually. It's best to do it when he's recharging, if he wakes up and sees you just calm him down and explain what you're doing. And say it's on my orders or else I'll shove a wrench up his ass."
Will had a feeling that last part will be more pleasurable for him than for the Mech in question. "A-alright then... What do I do now though?" he asked.
"Just leave him be for now. Tomorrow is when you can soothe his spark." Said Ratchet.
"Thanks Ratch'. I'll do that tomorrow." He begun to hang up but heard the medic speak up. "Wait William! I forgot to tell you, whatever you do don't let him put his hand around you during that time."
Will narrowed his eyes. "Why?"
Ratchet spoke sternly to him over the phone. "Because when two Mechs mate they'll often exchange an electronic signal with their partner using the cables in their hands or wrists. In the throes of passion Ironhide might try to share with you what he's feeling, and you as a human won't be able to handle that kind of energy. So don't let him grab you."
Will was silent for a few minutes before speaking. "I won't Ratchet, thanks for the heads up."
"You are welcome William. Call me if anything happens."
"I will, see ya."
He hung up the phone and walked back to the barn and peeked inside. Ironhide was still recharging but this time was rubbing his Spark Chamber and moaning in his sleep. Will sighed and shut the door to the barn. He was a little worried about that last part Ratchet said about Mechs sharing electronic signals with each other. He wondered if that was like being electrocuted but ten times worse. He shuddered with the thought and rubbed his arm.
"Shit... I have to be careful tomorrow... Next thing I know I'm being used as a fucking sex toy by him..." He walked back to the house, seeing as his wife and daughter headed back inside a few minutes before. There was one thing on this mind though, even though he had the risk of being well, sexually electrocuted, he's happy to help out his friend in any way possible.
(Okay, if he even tries anything I'll just shock his damn hand. That'll keep him from doing any perverted stuff to me. I mean hell I'm straight! I like him but not in that way. If even finding an alien Cybertronian attractive is okay...)
Will headed inside the house, mentally preparing himself for tomorrow.
...
The next day his wife Sarah went to her friend's place for a baby shower and left Annabelle at her aunt's. That left Will alone with a horny, and possibly grumpy, Ironhide. He went into his closet and pulled out his 45 Watt Taser from his army bag. It was the only one he had and he hoped that the extra 5 watts would be okay and not hurt his friend. He stepped outside and walked towards the barn where Ironhide was. Peeking in, he saw that the Mech was still asleep. Will crept in and quietly went over to where he was, climbing up the ladder and ending up on his berth. He took a good look at Ironhide, the Mech was laying on his side with his arms folded. From the way his snores sounded, he was in a deep sleep. Will sighed a little and rubbed his face.
"Okay... Let's hope this works and he doesn't accidently kill me..."
He snuck up on him and climbed up on his chest, avoiding his sensors that would've told him something was on him. Soon he was near his Spark Chamber and silently cursed. He had forgotten to ask Ratchet how to open it up. "Shit... Okay, there must be something to open him up..." Will felt around the area, trying to find something that'll open Ironhide's Spark Chamber. Just as he was about to give up, he found something resembling a button. Using both hands, he pushed it and watched as his chamber opened up.
(Well then, that was easy...)
He looked inside and quickly looked away, the light from his Spark Chamber was bright and it took a few minutes for his eyes to adjust to the brightness. When they did Will couldn't believe his eyes, his Spark was a bright blue color with a tint of white. The way it looked and pulsated, it looked like a heart that was beating.
(Whoa... So this is Ironhide's Spark? Damn... Okay, time to well, 'relieve' him of his stress...)
Will turned on the Taser in his hand and very carefully put it next to his Spark, he hoped that this won't hurt him and instead pleasure him like Ratchet said it would. He put the Taser on his Spark and for a few minutes nothing happened. He wondered if it didn't work until he noticed the Spark flare out a little. He tased it again and saw that Ironhide's spark leaned in close to the Taser, like it wanted more of it. So he kept using the Taser on his friend's Spark, watching it as it flashed in brightness. He then saw strange light tendrils come out of the spark and wrap themselves around the Taser and parts of his hand. This got Will a little confused and concerned.
(Okay... Is that supposed to happen?)
He then decided to tase the strange tendrils and the reaction was quick. They pulsated and started vibrating violently. Will could feel the vibrations the things gave off in his own body, like he was sitting in one of those massage chairs at a Spa. He'll admit it, it did feel good. Even though he felt them through his friend who was a male. Will closed his eyes and enjoyed the feeling for a bit longer, failing to notice himself being lifted up and placed on top of something hard. Only when he felt something rubbing his back did he open his eyes. He gulped nervously as he stared up into the eyes of Ironhide. And from the slightly angry expression he was not happy.
"L-look, Hide'... I uhh... Listen I was worried about you okay?! So I called Ratchet and-" He felt Ironhide's finger pressed up close to his lips, shutting him up. He looked at him and saw that he wasn't angry, in fact his expression was unreadable. Only when he spoke did Will realize how much Ironhide needed this.
"P-please... Don't stop..."
Blinking like an owl, Will nodded and kept tasing him. The reaction was the big Mech moaning and squirming on the berth. His spark was pulsating wildly as it released more light tendrils that wrapped around not only the Taser but Will's right arm.
"Oh fuck... Keep going Will!"
Will thought that it was strange for him to be slightly turned on by all of this. Seeing Ironhide at his mercy and begging for his Spark to be touched in a sexual way was interesting. Looking at his face, he studied the Mech's features. His optics were shut tight, his mouth was open a little and he was venting heavily. Not only that he saw the big Mech rub the plating between his legs. He chuckled a little and kept it up. "Damn... You are horny huh?"
"B-badly... Ahh!" Ironhide felt his body heat up and his Spike swell, but this time it was pleasurable to the Mech instead of painful. When he woke up and saw Will on top of him using a Taser to ease the energy in his Spark he didn't know what to think. But he somehow knew that his friend wanted to help with his heat. Now Ironhide is glad that Will Lennox is just as stubborn as he is, because he didn't know how long he'll last under all this pain. He moaned and rubbed his groin plating faster, he wanted to open it but once he did he'll feel some pain from his Spike swelling up. He felt Will go deeper inside his Spark and Tase a certain spot, causing him to moan loudly in lust. Ironhide then decided to fuck it and open up his groin plates, exposing his huge spike to the air. He took his hand and started pumping it fiercely in time with the pulsating of his aroused Spark.
Will turned his head and got wide-eyed. He watched as Ironhide pumped his huge penis-looking Spike in time to him Tasering his spark. And boy was it huge, as it was already leaking some sort of light slivery fluid from the tip. Seeing that got Will's own penis standing up from within his sweatpants he wore.
(Damn, he's huge! And I'm feeling a little hot... Oh shit, I'm I getting horny from watching him masturbate in front of me?)
Will held his legs closed, now wanting the ache in his own penis to go away.Suddenly he felt Ironhide's other hand cover his back and quickly remembered what Ratchet said about that. "I-Ironhide! Wait! I don't think I'll be able to handle it!"
Ironhide looked at him with lust-filled optics. "I-it's okay... You'll only feel a light shock. B-besides..." For the first time since Will's known him, Ironhide blushed a deep blue. "I want you to feel what I'm feeling...Please?"
Will gulped and thought about it for a minute, he trusted Ironhide with everything so... Why not this? He nodded slowly and felt the Mech's other hand cover his back, and felt one of his metallic fingers vibrate and stroke the middle of his back. Will closed his eyes and concentrated on the feeling, while also being careful not to fall into his Spark Chamber. Ironhide pumped his spike faster and faster, groaning a little. He was close, and wanted his friend Will to feel what he was feeling. He sent a shock up the middle of his back and made it to where it traveled throughout his body. Will opened his eyes as the most pleasurable feeling he ever felt coursed through his body. He fell back on Ironhide's hand and moaned loudly in a lustful bliss as his penis got hard and squirted out a thick stream of cum, coating the inside of his sweatpants.
"OH FUCK IRONHIDE!"
During his orgasm Will's arm twitched and hit a certain spot in Ironhide's spark, causing the Taser to shock the main core which caused Ironhide to shake and scream as his Overload came, his thick spike squirting out stream after stream of silver transfluid.
"FUCKING PRIMUS!"
Both Human and Cybertronian rode out their orgasms as their bodies twitched and writhed in pure bliss. Ironhide's cooling fans came on and did their best to cool him down. He vented heavily and opened one optic, seeing his friend laying inside his hand and panting heavily also. Will's mouth was open and his whole body was covered in the light tendrils of Ironhide's Spark. Every few minutes the human would jerk a little as his body recovered from the orgasmic electricity coursing through him. Ironhide smiled and lightly rubbed Will's back.
"Heh… You okay?"
Will nodded, too tired to move. "G-give me five minutes…"
The light tendrils around Will's body gently squeezed him and vibrated a little, causing him to cum a little in his pants. Groaning and writhing up against the tendrils Will panted and turned his head to the side, still panting from his first orgasm. He also had his eyes shut and didn't open them. The Mech chuckled and felt himself have a small spasm of his own, he groaned a little as his spike squirted out a little more transfluid. The silvery liquid was running down the shaft of his spike and onto the berth. Both Mech and Human calmed down after a few hours, their bodies slowly becoming desensitized. Will felt like he was cloud nine after that experience. He lightly chuckled and sighed.
(Holy fuck that felt good… And Ratchet was worried, heh. Hey, I feel like I'm being hugged… What's hugging me?)
Will opened his eyes and saw those light tendrils wrapped around him. He tried to move but couldn't since they were wrapped up so tight. He started to get a little worried when he heard Ironhide chuckling.
"It's okay Will, that's supposed to happen."
He looked up at Ironhide, who was staring at him sleepily and had sat up a bit, leaning on his elbows. He could also see the huge blush on his face as he looked at him. "Um… Okay. H-how do I get loose?"
Ironhide closed his optics and recalled the light tendrils back inside his spark. They unwrapped themselves from Will's body and receded into the Mech's spark. He watched as they left his body and went into the spark, then saw the Spark Chamber slowly close up. Will's legs felt like jelly and so he sat on top of Ironhide's chest, squirming a little since the front part of his pants had a wet stain on the front. He looked down at himself and blushed red. Glancing up, he saw that Ironhide was still blushing and quickly looked away. They didn't say anything to each other for a few minutes. It wasn't awkward or anything, but the way they acted was a little embarrassing. Will still had the Taser in his hand and saw that the battery was drained. He tried to make it work but it was completely drained of energy, just like a certain Weapons Specialist's spark. He snickered at the thought and that got his friend's attention.
"Wa-what's so funny?"
"Well... This Taser ran out of energy, kinda like your Spark huh?"
Ironhide blinked then chuckled a little, getting the meaning. He sat up a little more and looked down at himself, his inner thighs plus part of the berth was covered in the silver transfluid. Will noticed he was looking at something and turned around, seeing the mess he made.
"Wow, you must've been really wound up huh?"
"...yeah. Um, Will?"
The human turned back around and faced him. "Yea?"
Ironhide felt embarrassed, but relieved that the ache in his spike was dealt with. He gently picked Will up and sat him on top of his chest, near his Spark Chamber. "Thank you, for um... helping me out." Will smiled and lazily waved his hand. "It's fine big guy, I couldn't let you be in pain for 1 more day now could I?"
"Heh... But, how did you know to ease the excess energy in my Spark?" he asked.
"Oh, I uhh... called Ratchet and told him. I thought you got yourself injured down there." He rubbed his head and looked away, a shy smile on his face. "Boy was I wrong..."
"Oh... Well, did he say anything else?" Ironhide asked.
"Yea, he said that if you don't let me Taser your spark he'll come by here and shove a wrench up your ass."
Ironhide smirked and shook his helm. "Knowing him he'll enjoy it. And…. Well, if I wasn't asleep I might not have let ya to be honest."
Will looked up at him. "Why?"
Ironhide looked away and shrugged, not saying anything. Will rolled his eyes and slowly got up, then walked over to his face. He put a hand on the Mech's cheekplate, making him turn his helm to look at him. Will could see that Ironhide was still blushing and he smiled.
"Hide. You're my friend and I can't stand seeing you in pain. I don't care if what we did was, well… embarrassing, if you ever need help with something just ask. Don't keep it bottled up like that."
Ironhide sighed a little, he didn't like asking for help since he's stubborn. And even if his friend knew what he was going through beforehand, he still wouldn't ask for help. That's just how he is. Ironhide brought his hand over Will and gently pushed him to his face, his way of hugging him. "Thanks Will. I guess I'm glad you're just a stubborn as me." He grinned at him and felt the human laugh and put his arms around his face to hug him. "I'm happy to have helped you out." He quickly let go and gave him a look. "But remember, I'm not gay or anything…"
"Haha! I know that Will, and yet you still got hard from watching me."
Will stuttered and pointed a finger in his face. "I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE MOMENT! THAT DOESN'T COUNT!"
Ironhide raised an optic ridge and smirked at him. "Sure it didn't…"
"GAH!" He hit the side of his face which only made him laugh. "Hey, I don't mind you being Bisexual. Just… don't expect me to help you out the next time!"
Ironhide gave him a deadpanned look. "Will, my Cyberheat comes once every 1000 years. Your descendant will probably help me."
Will rolled his eyes and scratched his head. "Oh of course he will… Oh, I just remembered something. Ratchet said that tomorrow he'll come by to um… relieve some of the pressure in your uh… spike."
"Really?"
Will's blush on his face got redder. "Yeah. And on the day after that uhh…. He said that Optimus was gonna…" He turned around and crossed his arms, really not wanted to say it out loud. But Ironhide got the gist of it and poked his back, making him glance at him.
"Heh, I know why Optimus is coming. You don't have to tell me."
He breathed a sigh of relief. "Oh good… Hey um, Hide? Can I ask you something?"
"What is it?" This time Ironhide sat up and leaned up against the back part of his berth, being careful not to jostle Will around too much. The human turned around and looked him in the optic.
"Tell me, who do you like better: Femmes or Mechs?"
Ironhide stared at him for a few minutes. Then he shrugged. "I like them both equally, but I prefer Femmes. Only reason I'm letting Optimus break me is because my Sparkmate isn't here."
"And… Chromia is okay with it?"
"Of course, one time she came in heat at the same time as me and Optimus and his bonded." He grinned as he recalled the memory. "Holy Primus who knew Optimus could scream like that?"
"OKAY! I HEARD ENOUGH!" Will covered his ears and shook his head. He did not want to imagine a group orgy with one of the most respected Autobots. Ironhide rolled his eyes and waved his hand in a dismissive manner. "Jeez Will, I don't understand why you humans are so shy when it comes to sex. Fucking your mate or 3 people at once as all the same to us Cybertronians. Pit some of us do kinky shit too."
"You can't be serious…" Will couldn't understand how his friend could be so open to talking about sex as much.
"Well yea. Ever since Ratchet electrocuted himself on the Witwicky's power lines he's had a fetish for being electrocuted. I once caught him and Wheeljack fucking the slag out each other and Wheeljack had some sort of electric wand with him."
Will rubbed his face with both hands and groaned loudly. (Now I know why Ratchet said being Tased is pleasurable...) He peeked through his fingers to see Ironhide smirking at him. "I know what you're gonna say, shut up."
"I wasn't gonna say nothing." he snickered.
Will climbed off of Ironhide's chest and went down the ladder. "I don't even wanna know what YOUR kink is, my mind is already fucked up thank you."
He heard the Mech vent and move off the berth, not even bothering to cover up his limp spike. "And who's fault is that? Most of your species enjoys certain kinky things. In fact, I remember Sarah telling me that she liked being tied up for some reason."
Will looked up at him wide-eyed. His own wife said that?! "And what the hell were you two talking about?!"
"I was talking to her about Cybertronian customs and she was the one that brought it up. She asked me if any of us had certain kinky things we'd like doing. Pit I don't know, she might be planning a surprise for you or something."
"R-really now?" He made another note to talk to his wife about privacy. He looked down at himself and grimaced, feeling his own cum starting to stick to his legs. "Ugh, I'm taking a nice hot shower. I'm all sticky thanks to you."
Ironhide grinned at him and folded his arms. "Your welcome." He laughed when Will glared at him and headed out the door. "And for God's sake! Cover yourself up!"
Ironhide looked out the door and saw Will's pants down to his ass, the human didn't seem to notice it. "I could say the same to you! I can see your ass from here! Haha!"
"SHUT UP PERVERT!" Will ran in the house and slammed the door, irratated from everything that's happened. But he knew one thing, he was glad Ironhide wasn't in pain anymore.
The Mech shook his helm laughing and shut the door. He did feel better after getting all the excess energy out from his spark, not only that his spike wasn't hurting anymore. He went to his cabinet and took out some cleaning fluid and cleaned up the mess he made on his berth, after that he went to the showers that was built in on the far side of his room. As he showered, his mind drifted to when Will was tasering his spark. He smiled and had a light blush on his face when a thought ocurred to him.
(...If he became one of us, I wonder if he'll be willing to sleep with me? Heh, fat chance of that happening...)
AN: I decided to make this into a two-shot story. It was getting too long. Blame my perverted mind for this. xP