Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters of Married With Children, nor do I own anything associated with Married With Children. I'm only borrowing briefly. Although I do own any of the story I make up, & all characters I make up.
Summary: These are Little Johnny jokes, but I always picture in my head Al as Little Johnny's dad. Don't worry Bud will replace Little Johnny.
Author's Note: I'll probably be going off cannon to fit the jokes in plus its been ages sense I've watched the show.
Review: Please do, as long as it's not flaming, & helpful criticism is as always welcomed.
Archive: Please don't, unless you ask me first.
Name: Detention
Start:
Bud Bundy comes home from school with his dad sitting down on the couch watching 'Psycho Dad' "Dad I got held in detention again" complains Bud
"What happened ?" asks Al, then asking "You beat up some kid for his lunch money ?"
"No daaad" answers Bud sighing, then grumbles under his breath "The teacher got mad at me"
"What for ?" asks Al curious
"She asked me 'What is 2x3 ?' I said '6'" answers Bud
"Well son, that's correct" states Al
"I know..." responds Bud "...But then she asks me 'What's 3x2 ?'"
"What the fuck is the difference ?!" demands Al
"That's what I said !" exclaims Bud just now sitting down on the couch next to his dad
The End...