The Adventures of Muscle Man Jungus Bungus

by MightyCopernicus

Doctor Who finally dies and is replaced by a new worthy opponent. Follow Muscle Man Jungus Bungus on his heroic journey of excellence and his fight against nerd culture as he saves the world one flex at a time.

1. The New Doctor Who Fucks Everything Up

The Doctor Who walked into his magic blue phone booth and said the magic words. "HOO BABA KANDA!"

The phone booth shot into the air and exploded.

Five minutes later a new Doctor Who appeared in another body. He came out of the gotdam sky like in the Terminator. The new man was another generic white dude but with terrifyingly huge muscles named "Muscle Man Jungus Bungus."

The new Doctor fucking threw a huge boulder into the sky that almost hit the Queen of England.

"Holy shit boyo that almost mcfucking bashed me head in it did." the Queen yelled.

"Fuck you!" yelled the Doctor, who clearly did not have a PHD or medical license.

He jumped into another blue phone booth because there was about four of them on one street corner. The phone both flew into the air and straight into space. Muscle Man Jungus Bungus died because he needed oxygen to breathe.