A/n: I want to say that I would be discontinuing my story 'Between Love And Hate' I am really sorry about that, especially for those who reviewed on that fic, something bad happened that I couldn't continue it anymore. I AM REAllY SORRY…shame on me

But I promise you all, this new fiction I will continue this until to the very end. ENJOY!

Sorry for the wrong spelling, marks, and grammars…

I KissED A GirL

CHapTEr One

It was already dismissal time; all the students were already at their dorm, partying for it was Saturday tomorrow, except for me… I am still here—in our school building doing stuffs as the SC President, and I didn't have the heart to enumerate all, so don't ask. And now this was the last round for this day— a meeting with Mr. Wise where I should report the happenings of today, which was surely a headache for me.

Sighing heavily, I slowly knocked on the wooden door to inform my presence.

"Come in," he said.

I let myself in and ended up facing an old blonde man, who wore a lab coat which was really a weird thing.

He nodded in reply and motioned me to sit down on the sofa while he sat on his swivel chair.

I was about to begin but I was cut off when I saw his face glowing with excitement. Excitement? Whoa, was he that excited about my report today?

Weird!

I remembered yesterday, I told him that some students vandalized the lockers and his reaction was so creepy! The holes of his nose were getting huge and I swear I saw a cloud of smoke coming from it and also from his ears! He looked like a BULL! Would there still an excitement when I told him that someone hung their undies above the flagpole? I think I should cast a spell that will make the floor swallow me.

I cleared my throat in uneasiness and started, "As of toda—"

"Kaiiirriii!"

My eyes widened in shock. OM the oh-so great owner of this boarding school was screaming like a teenager girl in front of me. Gawd! I almost throw up when he jumped from his sit as he clasped his hands and his raised his foot, what shocked me most was the twinkle twinkle stars in his eyes while his head was facing the other direction.

WEIRDER!

I cringed when I heard him screamed my name again…Ohhh please stop! My name was becoming uglier and uglier every time it came out from his mouth.

I had the urge to cover my ears.

I waited and waited and waited until he calm down.

At last he stopped and sat.

I waited for him to relax.

Okay.

Three

Two

One

"So Mr. Wise—"

"Let's no talk about the school this time Kairi," he said finally.

I raised a brow in confusion, "Then what are we going to talk about Mr. Wise?"

And before I knew it he was again squealing… ugh!

OH, DEAREST FLOOR! EAT ME PLEASE!

I KissED A GirL

I hate girls.

Three words and ten letters.

An unusual thing that boys would think.

And also, a PHRASE that was always buzzing inside my mind; everytime and everywhere, in short…I AM A SEXIST.

Girls were just a problem to me.

Why?

Ehem. Ehem.

Nagging
Bitching
Complaining
Crying
Asking for your money
Buying
Shopping
Spending
Whining
Talking
Flirting with other guys
Looking at other guys
Being Stuck up because you're not good enough for them
Bragging about their boyfriend
Bragging about their ex boyfriend
Bragging about having sex with their boyfriend
Worrying about their beauty
Getting their hair done
Getting their nails done
Worrying about popularity
Acting like babies
Talking about how much money their daddies give them
Cheating on you (A/n: I'm sorry! My brother was the one who suggested this.)

In short, I hate their guts and their stuffs.

And all the girls in school who have a disgusting crush on me, especially when they were trying to make the first move which was—giving me a seductive look. Hmmph, my response would be- - - MY MIDDLE FINGER! FUCK OFF YOU BITCHES!

And it all ended up, girls in school were sending their slutty daggers at me.

Hey! Don't underestimate me; I am an indeed HOT guy, a HUNK. So don't try to think that the reason why I hate girls was because they don't have any interest in me because I am a dork. COMPLETE WRONG!

Besides, girls were just made to break a guys' heart. They couldn't take a single boyfriend in a week or worse in a day…or worst in an hour…or worst than worst in a minute…or worst of every worst of the worst of worst of worst of all the worst (huh?) in a SECONDS! (Ehem…there still a millisecond, dude!)

My friends were wondering, why I hate girls so much. It didn't mean that I was a GAY like the rumors said, it's just…something happened that made my trust in girls be gone…and since then, I started hating them because all of them were just the same. PLAYGIRLS

I looked at the limo's window to make my mood better, but I ended up groaning inwardly from frustration. Right now, my driver and I were about to head to my Grandpa's mansion, courtesy of my mother for kicking me out from our estate.

UGHHHH!

Were you guys kind enough to listen to my tragic story about 'why' I ended up being a 'bad guy' and send me to my grandpa's place to teach me a lesson?

It happened just yesterday in Cafeteria.

Me and my friends were having our time in our 'favorite spot', until she came—The Cheerleading Squad Captain-slash- the sluttiest bitch in school, Scarlet (sorry for those who love her) making our laughs downed.

"Mind if I sit here?"she asked me gesturing the unoccupied seat next to me.

I didn't have to answer her because she had already occupied the seat.

I looked at my friends and I noticed them staring at me intently, wondering what would be my reaction.

"Hey, can I have some?" she was referring to my French fries.

And again, I didn't have the chance to answer her because she already got some.

I have the urge to push this girl from her seat. Damn! Now my fries have germs!

"It's delicious," she stated, "So yummy, just like you," she added seductively.

Now, all the students were looking at our table.

I sighed.

"Scar—"

I was cut off when I felt her hands on my thigh, rubbing it in a teasing way.

She moved closer to me, looking at me straight in the eye.

Guess I already know what her intention was.

"Let's have some fun."

I smirked.

She moved her face closer to me.

And I moved mine too.

Gasps were heard around the Cafeteria, and I swear my friends were smirking at me.

When my lips were about an inch apart from her smirking ones, I intentionally bumped my glass of coffee spilling it on her oh-so expensive-slash-revealing red dress.

And she ended up screaming frantically.

I pretended to care and asked her, "Are you okay?"

She looked at me with her now teary eyes, "M-my dress…"

"Let me see,"I said, but I intentionally bumped the fries this time, making the catsup, mustard, cheese and oils spilled on her dress.

She screamed more frantically.

Shocked faces, gasps and whispers were around the Cafeteria.

"YOU JERK!" she stood up from her seat and pointed an accusing finger to me. "You-you-you…ugh! I HATE YOU!" and marched while crying.

"DON'T worry, I don't like you either," I shot back.

She turned around and fingered me, "F*** YOU!"and stormed out of the Cafeteria muttering how much expensive her red dress was, and blah blah blah.

I faced my friends as if nothing happened.

"What was that all about?" asked my very best friend Riku.

I shrugged,"She said, she wanted to have some fun."

"And what you did to her was fun?"asked Wakka.

"Of course… that was fun,"I smiled. I wasn't lying; it was really fun having a prank on a cheerleading captain.

Girls.

My friends just shook their heads in disbelief.

And I expected what would happen next.

I got Detention.

After the detention, the principal called me and my mom to pay for the dress.

I thought I don't have a problem anymore since the mess that I made was already settled, until when we got home… I got face to face with mom.

She scolded me too much, about me making an embarrassing scene and wasting a money. What was her problem anyway? Losing her temper like that? Hey! We could pay Scarlet's dress. In fact, we could buy at least thousands of it and we could also buy her a wardrobe if needed. My Family owned chains of Hotels and Resorts; my Dad was a First Class SOLDIER while Mom was a Designer and she owned a Flower Shop. So the money wasn't a problem at all.

But, after her session with me…her expression changed. Believe me she didn't look like my mom, my sweet-charming-caring mom was gone. The woman standing in front of me with a smirk on her face looked exactly my mom's opposite…she looked liked a witch who was going to cast a curse in me. I remembered my knees were shaking, as she looked at me with creepy eyes.

"Sora Nathaniel Gainsborough-Fair, you still haven't changed, always pranking on girls, hating them with all your might. What shouldmommy do to make her baby knows his lessons?" she faked a sigh.

"Well, I heard that you love having fun, am I right dear?" and she started to sound so creepy. "You have already played a prank on your cousins, your classmates, schoolmates, and today…Scarlet. All of them were girls…And mommy was being envious, because her baby is not playing with her."

"M-om…w-what are –"

"How about this time…we play…MY Game?"

And that's it.

From Traverse Town, she sent me here to Radiant Garden to start her game.

It didn't mean that I hate my Grandfather because I was complaining and regretting for what I have done to Scarlet. The reason of my groans and whines was because of my Mom's game.

Gawd, I didn't know that my little prank on Scarlet would cause so much to me. It's just a dress for Pete's sake!

But no, I thought…my mother was looking for this chance to teach me a lesson for acting like a bastard towards the girls. She didn't even hesitate to kick me out from our house!

She said that I was going to study at Wise Academy, a boarding school which was owned by Grandpa. She gave me my credit cards and bought me a new car. I thought that this was all her punishment—living by my own self. But I was wrong, I was completely WRONG! Her real game was—

"Young Master, we have already arrived at your Grandfather's place," I was interrupted by Rude, our family driver.

I sighed for the last time. At least I was happy to see my Grandpa, despite for what happened.

I KissED A GirL

"So, is it really true that you are going to have a roommate starting tomorrow?" I looked at Namine and arched a brow.

The meeting of Mr. Ansem earlier was a complete headache for me.

"So your granddaughter will be transferring here tomorrow?"

Mr. Ansem nodded his head excitedly. So this was the reason why he was acting a weirdo earlier. He was going to see his granddaughter after so many years.

"Should I prepare her soon to be room?"

Mr. Ansem chuckled, "That's what I wanted to tell you, I want you to be her roommate."

My eyes widened in shock,"W-why me?"

"Besides of being the school's President, I trust you Kairi."

I didn't have any time to feel flattered right now because I was really nervous. Since when I transferred in this school, I haven't experience having a roommate and I didn't consider it fun, unlike my friends and sister.

"But Mr. Ansem, don't you think your granddaughter deserves a privacy, I think she will not like the idea of having a roommate," I suggested and prayed that he would agree on that.

To my surprise, the founder of this boarding school laughed, "I do have a reason why I wanted her to be your roommate, Kairi."

Now this sounded confusing, "W-what is it Mr. Ansem?"

"Just wait for her arrival and see."

That was his last words before he dismissed me. I left his office in daze and disappointment, what was his reason anyway? I sighed, whatever was it I didn't have any choice but to accept that his granddaughter would be my new roommate.

Now I have to prepare the room so that it would look presentable when she arrive, that's why I went to my sister and told her about my roommate and also asked some help to clean the room.

"Seems like you're more excited than me?"

She squealed, "Of course!"

"Why?"

"I don't know, it's just…I have a feeling that…something good will happen," she stated.

"But Nami! My new roommate is Mr. Wise's granddaughter," I whined.

"What's wrong about that?"

"What if she's a bitchy?"

"Then she's bitchy."

"Namine!"

My twin sister just laughed at me, "So, you prefer a guy to be your roommate than a bitchy girl."

"Of course not!" I defended, "It's just, I am not comfortable happy sharing a dorm with someone I don't even know, whether it's a she or a he."

"Why is that?"

"P-R-I-V-A-C-Y," I spelled out.

My blonde sister looked at me maliciously, "Were you doing something gross when you're alone, dear sister?"

I almost throw up with that, "WHAT?!"

She laughed.

"It's not funny."

"I know, I know…it's just I can't imagine you doing 'that' things."

I could feel my cheeks getting hotter, "Stop thinking like that!"

"F-fine."

I just shook my head at her and wondered around the room. It's just a simple dorm painted in whites and blacks, a bathroom, two bedrooms, a small kitchen and a small living room. It was already fully furnished, so I just have to change the curtains, pillow cases and bed sheets for now, so that tomorrow I just only have to buy some groceries since its Saturday.

I sighed once again; thinking that I only have a day for the preparation made my head hurts.

"I'm just wondering…"

I looked at my sister as I started to sweep the floor.

"…Xion is Mr. Wise's granddaughter too, right?"

I nodded my head in reply.

"Then, why did Mr. Wise choose you to be her roommate instead of Xion? I am sure, that the two of them will be contented since they are cousins."

I shrugged, "I don't have any idea, Mr. Ansem just told me that he has reasons."

My sister looked at me, "Then, after these cleaning stuffs…what is your plan for tomorrow…I can lend you a hand."

I beamed at her, "GROCERIES!"

I KissED A GirL

Meeting my grandpa was fun; somehow it made me forget my problems. At first, it was kind of awkward seeing him after so many years, but the mood changed when he hugged me so tightly. He told me some of his treasured memories with me, showed me how much he missed me and complimented me about how handsome was I now (XD).

We are laughing while having a dinner until he brought that 'subject'—my mom's game. I wasn't surprise when he knew that already.

"Actually, it was kind of fun…you playing your mother's game," he commented, "My little Aerith is really funny."

It made me choke, "B-but Grandpa…it was DISGUSTING!...Me going to school as- a-as…as a—"

"Girl?" someone finished it for me.

I cringed when I heard that familiar voice.

"How did you know about that, twerp," I asked not looking at that intruder.

"Come on couz, still using that silly name at me?"My raven haired cousin pouted.

I just rolled my eyes.

Xion laughed and took a seat in front of me, "So, Grandpa said that Aunt Aerith was having 'this' kind of game?" she looked at grandpa who was smiling at us.

I groaned, "Shut up…I don't want to hear it anymore."

But of course…she continued, "Studying in Wise Academy as a girl?"

"You don't have to remind me," I glared at her.

"Of course I have to…I am the one that Grandpa assigned to do your MAKE-OVER!" she stood up proudly.

I gaped at her, "M-make over?"

Grandpa chuckled, "Of course Sora, students of Wise Academy would notice that you're a guy if you didn't do any make-overs."

"Ugghhh! I hate her game!"

"It's your fault couz."

"But…what kind of game is that?"

"Playing opposite sex game."

I looked at my grandpa in disbelief.

"Sora, my boy, you know that your mom did this to teach you a lesson. And that lesson is where you can finally learn how to love and respect girls by being one of them," Grandpa explain.

Xion nodded her head in agreement, "Grandpa's right, besides if you finally learned how to love them, maybe you can also find your 'the one'."

I just sighed and accepted the whole truth; starting tomorrow I have to go to school as a girl because that was my mom's game for me. I could accept that, maybe I could also learn again how to respect girls…but loving them? I am sure I couldn't do that again.

"Fine, but can we just start the make-over tomorrow. I am tired."

"Sure," grandfather said, "And I had already arrange the dorm that you are going to use starting tomorrow."

"Do I have a roommate," I asked, hoping his answer would be 'none'.

"Of course."

What?!

"And I know that you'll like her," grandfather smirked, before I could ask anything he stood up and excused himself.

I just gaped.

"Don't worry I'll help you with everything," I heard Xion said while standing at the doorway.

For once in my lifetime I smiled at Xion, "Gee, thanks."

She was about to turned the knob, but faced me as if she forgot something, "Oh right," she muttered.

Before I knew it, something hard fell on my lap; I looked at it and saw a book.

"Read that before you sleep," my cousin said and stormed out.

I studied the book and I almost threw it from disgust.

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'How-to-Pretend-to-be-a-GIRL'

I KissED A GirL

A/N: SO that's for now…SOooo, how was it? I'm sorry girls for the insulting words, all those things came out from my brother's mouth, actually I almost cringed when he was telling me those things…It was based from his experience with his Flings…Such a playboy huh?

Anyway, thanks for your time for reading this. And again, I'm Sorry…really really really sorry….Please leave a review for me to know your comments…XD

Oh right, I know all of you guys have twitter account so I also made one, was it okay if I ask you to follow me? I'm going to follow you …XD Primaveraholic

Well, I'm gonna go now…thank you for your time REALLY…

-Ciao XD