The Legend Of The Derpi-Turtle

by KatKit441

(this takes place right after 'If Catnip Were To Be Eaten') The cat of the forest are Growing... SANE! now, only one thing can save them, the legendary Derpi-Turtle! It is trapped in a fortress of sane cats, so only an "elite" team of warriors can save it! jam packed with fourth-wall breaks, it is the second book in the 'If Catnip Were To Be Eaten' series! Rated T just in case

1. Chapter 1- The Sanity Grows

WARNING! Do not read this if you cannot withstand high levels of RANDOMNESS

-Chapter 1- The Sanity Grows-

It was high noon in the Potatoeclan camp, and the cats weren't happy.

"It's High Noon!" said McCree from Overwatch (his presence was the first sign that something was up)

"NO ONE CARES!" yelled a TriggeredCat (TriggeredCats will be important later in the story.)

"I feel the Sanity growing" groaned Mr. Taco, saying 'sanity' as if it were a curse (which makes sense, because to the cats, it is)

"WHY WON'T THE CATNIP WORK!?" Asked Sassypants angrily

"Poopbut?" asked Poopbut

"At least he's still crazy" said Sodadove, as she walked by

"I can't go sane! Storywriter, I know you're out there! First you keep me locked up in Fourthium, although, thankfully I'm not in that cage anymore, but anyways! First you keep me locked up in Forthuim! Second you stopped writing this for a while! Do you know how boring it is to be basically FROZEN in TIME, waiting for you to continue writing so that I am able to do anything? Storywriter, you HAVE to keep me crazy!" screamed Sassypants, breaking the fourth wall with tears in her eyes. (I thought that Fourthuim was supposed to stop her powers…)

"Without insanity, the Fourthuim doesn't work, because the whole world is becoming sane!" Sassypants explained sadly

"Who are you talking to?" asked ButtFishKit

"Storywriter" Sassypants said simply

"Poopbut?" asked Poopbut

-Starclan-

"NOOOOOOO!" Yelled Firestar, "MY CATNIP ISN'T WORKING!"

"They're becoming sane!" Poopbut lll realized

"Wait! There is a place, a castle with only sane cats, who have sanity weapons. They also are keeping locked up the only thing that can restore the insanity of the cats, they're keeping locked up…" Yellowfang started

"I know, it's the-" Poopbut lll contunued

"-Derpi-Turtle!" Bluestar finished

"BLUESTAR!? YOU'RE HERE!? YAAAAAAAAY!" Firestar yelled

"Uh… I've been here the entire time… the entire Starclan is still here…" Bluestar said

"OK" Firestar said, and then slapped Bluestar in the face, just to make sure she was real, and then he slapped her again, because he felt like it.

"ANIMAL ABUSE!" yelled Bluestar

"Nope. Totally not." said Firestar

"I will make a Prophecy!" said Bluestar

"Why?" asked Firestar

"Because I want to, anyway, it will be: But meets But

MLG prevails

The Turtle to save

MLG saves their tails,

The fourth wall will break

And their butts will light,

The sanity is growing.

Especially in the night

-Potatoeclan-

"I have had a message from the CCC (CottonCandyClan, previously known as Starclan)! We must go and find the Derpi-Turtle!" Said Mr. Taco

"We must have me on this quest!" said Doritofur

"And me!" said his mate, MountainDewLeaf

"And me!" said their kit, MLGkit

"No, you must stay back at camp" said Sassypants

"Why?" complained MLGkit

"Because Storywriter wanted it" said Sassypants