All right, here's my chapter thingamajig that involves spongebob, kingdom hearts, and a little bit of new characters. It's supposed to be a parody of spongebob being homosexual, so if i offend anyone, i don't mean it.
NOTE: CONTAINS OBSCENE LANGUAGE AND DISGUSTING GRAPHICS THAT MAY BE INAPPROPRIATE FOR MINORS.
PROLOGUE
"This world has been connected. Tied to the darkness." And now, a new evil has risen. During the Organization's experiments, the members had unknowingly created something repulsive. Their wasted, being deported onto the world of Orxon, had been gradually and increasingly risen to the point of new life being created.
Orxon was a beautiful world, filled with daisies that fill the meadows, stretching to as far as the eye could see. The water was so pure that one sip would leave you refreshed. the air was so clean, it seemed as though it was intoxicating to breath in. The world was growing, untouched by waste, disease, and destruction. However, the Organization's waste had ended up on this world. The air slowly turned sour. The daises transformed into black lotuses. The water became cloudy. And, as this waste slowly grew, it merged with the life. It creeped to the bottom of the sea, slowly but steadily. And this is where our story begins.
One day, Spongebob Squarepants was going to work, as usual, to bother Squidward and to get money to pay the "Pineapple". Patrick was taking care of Gary because he was doing nothing that day. When all was said and done, it was light-out for everyone, except Squidward. At this exact moment, the Organization's waste started pouring through. the waste merged with Spongebob, Patrick, and Gary, however Squidward was safe due to his abnormal immune system. The entire town was his. This had created changes that are too varied to go into detail. Spongebob was no longer the Spongebob they knew. He was now Spongebob the Homo Guy. And, since that day, the new beings have risen, adopting the name Heirarchy Over Masculin Orifices, or more commonly known as Homos or the Homobuddies.
Squidward was captured by Spongebob and his Homo minions, going through the torture of being anally molested by Spongebob's enlargened penis. Patrick, Gary, and Crusty Crab became the generals of this Homo army to try and take over all the worlds for their own pleasure. Orxon, the once-beautiful world, had been drastically changed, becoming the base of the Homo's. Spongebob made multiple factories where he could make multiple clones of his minions, generals, and himself in order to conquer these sought-out worlds.
The Organization is totally oblivious to these new beings taking rise. Sora, Riku, and Kairi were still on the Destiny Islands, enjoying their last days of peace and fun for at least a good six months or so. Maxi, an nunchuck foul-mouthed specialist who like driving in extemely fast vehicles, was currently minding his own business, never knowing that Yen Sid is keeping an eye out for him. Zhang-Yu, a tactical genius as well as an inventor, is friends with Maxi, even though he doesn't like some of his idiosyncrasies. King Mickey was thinking about a counter-attack measure against Xehanort for the time being with Donald, Goofy, Chip, Dale, and the rest of the gang. And ever since that first attack of the Homobuddies on the home world of Xiane, Maxi and Zhang's home, everything changed. For everyone
For Maxi.
End of Prologue
Main Characters (so far, more will be added on later)
Sora
Ansem, Darkness Embracer
Zhang-Yu
Xigbar
Riku
Maxi
Marluxia
Xemnas
Goofy
Donald (he's not an ass in this unless he gets pissed off)
King Mickey
Larxene
Lea
Squidward
Patrick the Stardick
Spongebob the Homo Guy
Gary the Sickly Ball
Crusty Crabs and the "Golden Mits"