AN: I apologise for this piece. I really do. It came to me as soon as I saw how proud the Master was of that blasted laser screwdriver...
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The Master had been leaping about, ordering people here and there, while Rose Tyler was leaning on the table, examining the apple in her hand.
"Tell me something." She announced suddenly when he paused for breath. "Your screwdriver is bigger than the Doctor's..." She swallowed the bite of apple she had just taken, and grinned at him with that innocent yet suggestive grin of hers.
"Are you trying to compensate for something?"