Okay, I was dying to post something up for HitsuHina since I love this couple to death. I had so many ideas for this that I couldn't take it anymore. Today, I was just typing and typing something up for this. My goal is to reach 20 of this. I don't know if I'll make it but I hope I do and I hope I'll get a lot of reviews too! I actually got this idea when I was reading something up on my friend's profile and now I got it on mine too.

Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach. What. So. Ever.

Chapter Title: Advice for Guys
Rating: K+
Genre: Romance; Drama
Spoilers: None
Summary: Hinamori gives Hitsugaya a tutorial on how to treat girls right.


Love is not finding someone to live with, it's about finding someone you can't live without.


"And that one looks like a pig!" Hinamori giggled at the sight of the cloud hovering by.

"…No, Hinamori, that looks more of a horse." Hitsugaya replied.

Laying on grass by the river in Rukongai, they pointed at clouds. It was a yearly tradition for them to take off from the stress of a Shinigami for once and relax. It had taken longer this year for Hinamori to convince Hitsugaya to take off from paperwork.

"Please, Shiro-chan, I'll do anything! I'll…I'll help you complete your paperwork when we come back! Anything! Shiro-chan, Shiro-chan, Shiro-chaaaaann!" She tugged on his robe.

"No! I have so much to do and that useless Matsumoto can't even lift a finger when she can bend it for a bottle of Sake. Now, if you don't have anything else to do than to bother the crap out of me, then leave me alone!" He yelled.

Hinamori plopped down on the couch, facing him. She sat her head on the back of it and knew that Hitsugaya was watching her out of the corner of his eyes. It only took three minutes of pouting and one fake tear to persuade him to answer wearily a, "Let's leave!"

"Are you kidding me? That surely is a pig. Maybe you're just looking the wrong way." Hinamori persisted.

"If I'm looking the wrong way, then it looks more of a duck." Hitsugaya answered in the same way.

"Shiro-chan, then you're looking at the wrong cloud!" Hinamori wailed. "It's that one, over there by the one which looks like a flower."

"There's no other cloud in the sky. Maybe the one that looked like a horse parted and changed into a tree. That's no flower. And it's Hitsugaya-taichou, Bed-wetter Momo."

"Hmmph, if you're Hitsugaya-taichou, then you must address me as Hinamori-fukutaichou. And once more, that's a flower, I don't think you know your shapes." She retorted.

Hitsugaya started at her. "…Flowers are not shapes, Hinamori!"

"Fine!"

"Fine!"

"I'm not going to talk to you!" She turned sideways so that he faced her back and crossed her arms stubbornly.

Hitsugaya absent-mindedly separated the clouds, the gray ones from the white ones. He usually did this when no one was around to see him; he didn't like showing off.

Looks like a storm's coming soon, thought Hitsugaya. Maybe, if I can keep my mind on it…

"How do you do that, Shiro-chan?" Hinamori broke off his thinking. That was so like Hinamori; she couldn't stand the silence.

"Just freeze some of the particles together in the cloud, but not too much or else it'll turn into gas… Watch this."

A white cloud came down to Hinamori and she touched it lightly, afraid that it will fall apart. "It's so soft!" She was elated. "I'm so jealous, Shiro-chan, I can't do anything with my powers." Obviously, she hadn't learned from her mistakes.

He faced her, but gave her a frown. "You should be the last one to say that, Hinamori. Everyone loves you because of your kindness, how you can calm with your touch. I would rather have that. The best I can do is actually freeze someone with my touch or give a cold glance.

She sat up. "Come here, Shiro-chan." She pulled him up to face her.

"What…what are you trying to do, Hinamori?" He stammered.

"I'm going to teach you to be caring. What's the change of faith, Shiro-chan? Maybe there's a special girl?" She nudged him.

He searched her eyes for any little trace of sadness, but all it held was excitement and happiness.

"Well, she's a very special girl, and I love to be around her. She's very… different from me, but a good type of different. She's always happy with the ability to make people smile all the time. I think I'm too overprotective of her. I don't think she notices me, though, no matter how little I try… I don't know, I guess I'm too self-conscious of what she might say afterwards."

"Hitsugaya-kun? Self-conscious? This is really a big problem. We must get started quickly. Now, here's what you're supposed to do when…"

She told him what boys should do, instead of acting all tough when they're with their girlfriends. They sat there on the grass, Hitsugaya listening intently for thirty minutes. He was genuinely interested in what she had to say.

"What is the meaning of all this? 'When she steals your favorite hat, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night.' What if I don't wear hats? I don't get it…" He trailed off.

She sighed heavily. "Just remember the one that applies to you and the girl you like. Oh! That reminds me. Who's the special girl?"

He turned away. "What if I don't want to tell you?"

"Nani? I spent all of my time here, just to figure out that you won't tell me!" She stomped her feet.

"…Well, there was no catch. You didn't ask in favor before you gave me this…tutorial." He struggled for words.

She shot invisible daggers from her eyes, then stomped away. "I don't need to deal with this."

When she runs away from you mad, chase her.

"Hinamori, please stop. I'm sorry." He apologized, but she didn't pay attention to him.

When she ignores you, she wants all your attention.

She wouldn't listen to him, but just kept walking, even though she forgot the way home.

When you see her walking, sneak up behind her and grab her by the waist.

It was time for drastic measures. He was scared, have you ever heard of Toshiro Hitsugaya being afraid…of something so little? He grabbed her by her waist and didn't let go.

"S-Shiro-chan," she chuckled nervously. "What are you doing?" She tried to get out of his hold.

When she pulls away, pull her back.

"Hinamori…" He whispered in her ear. She tried to pry off his hands from her stomach, but the close contact with Toshiro Hitsugaya, I mean, Toshiro Hitsugaya made her feel weak and her legs like jelly. She was afraid and Hitsugaya sensed it.

When she's scared, hold her and tell her everything will be okay because she's with you.

"It's okay, Hinamori." He breathed the words out soothingly. "So far, am I doing everything right?" He pulled the stray hair out of her face. Then she turned around and started making little fists in his stomach, though she was too powerless to make him hurt.

When she kicks or punches you, hold her tight.

"I hate you! I hate you, I hate you, I hate you!" She yelled. Thankfully, nobody was around to see her at her scene.

When she screams at you, tell her you love her.

Finally, he gathered up all his courage to say, "I…I love you, Hinamori. I can't do anything to help it."

She was still muttering, "I hate you" when she collapsed to the floor wearily. She looked at him once, then pounced on his chest, crying.

When you see her crying, just hold her and don't say a word.

They sat there, Hitsugaya comforting her while Hinamori eventually stopped. He pulled her onto his lap. They didn't say anything; there was no need for words.

When she is quiet, ask her what's wrong.

"Hinamori… I-I'm sorry for whatever I've done to make you feel this way. Please tell me what's wrong." Of course, she didn't answer.

When she doesn't answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is going to be okay.

"You'll be okay… without me."

Suddenly, she shot up. Her eyes were puffy and red. "I don't want you to go! It's just…"

When she looks like something's the matter, tell her not to worry.

"I'll be fine." He answered simply.

"I know you will, but…I won't! Why did you wait so long to tell me? I-I love you!" She started wailing again.

When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful.

He caught her in his embrace and immediately, she stopped. "You're beautiful, Momo. I can't ever live without your smiling face."

She looked up at him, grinning. "Ooh, Shiro-chan has a crush."

When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh.

"Ooh, Momo has a boyfriend." She gave him a full smile now, the one only reserved for him.

Suddenly, the sky thundered and rain came cascading down on them. Hitsugaya couldn't concentrate on the rain. How could he, when he was with his Bed-Wetter Momo?

They were running and laughing, but Hitsugaya abruptly stopped her.

Kiss her in the pouring rain.


Hehe, I couldn't decide what to post up. Please review! Constructive criticism welcome!