The Camping Trip:

One day in summer the g-boys and unfortunetly Relena Peacecrap
- er, I mean Peacraft decided to take a camping trip. Wufei assined
the tent groups as follows: tent one - heero and relena. (Heero begged
and begged but wufei threatened to put him with qutre that shut him
up). Tent two - wufei and uh well wufei - tent three: trowa and Mr.
Snuggles (the teddy uh fish) and finnaly tent four - duo and qutre
(wufei must really hate duo.) Heero didn't want to drive the CARIVAN
(if you were drew you'd get that) so trowa vollentered. So they all
packed up the CARIVAN and left for Yellowstone where there are wolfs
that like the taste of ((narrows eyes and grins)) RELENA. Hahahaha
hahahahahahahahaha!
(((In the back of the CARIVAN))) "Lets play a game!" Said relen
a who was a really bad traveler and got bored easy - real easy. "NO."
said Heero firmly yet duo dared to question ba ba bum HEERO
"Awwwwwww c'Mon heero! Let's play" He was cut off by quatre "Let's
play truth or dare!" "Woo hoo!" said relena. "Ohh please" mumbled trowa.
"ALRIGHT alright alright I got it. Heero, truth or dare?" asked duo
"ummmmmm ... well ... truth." Said heero."Hmmmmm..." quatre leaned over to
duo and whispered something into his ear. He giggled "Heero... who's your
daddy?" Heero bit his lip tears welled up in his eyes (yes, he's
crying) "I... I... I don't knowwwwwwwwwww!" Heero ran into the bathroom
(yes, there's a bathroom in the CARAVAN) "uh! Duo that was mean!"
Relena slaps Duo and goes into the bathroom with the crying Heero.
"Ow" duo said "Woman! The weak are not to slap the stong come back
Woman!" after 3 more hours of truth or dare they arrived at
Yellowstone in the CARAVAN. Heero and Relena finnaly came out of the
bathroom and Heero's shirt was on backwards (((hint hint wink wink)))
He wasn't crying anymore either. So began the Unpacking!
While Duo and Wufei tried to put up the tents And Heero and rel
ena went to get "firewod" (((ahem))) Trowa and Quatre went fishing.
Little did they know they would meet JUMBO SHRIMP a.k.a. terror of the
deep ... er I mean shallow.
"This'll be fun!" Said qutre who is bubbly. "Yeah. Whatever"
said Trowa who isnt. They climbed into the boat and rowed out to the
center of the lake. Quatre cast his line out when they heard a deep
rumbling. "It couldn't be after all these years NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
JUMBO SHRIMP has returned to avenge the death of his family! Who I
Killed Quatre row! ROW!" Quatre statred rowing but it was too late
JUMBO SHRIMP tipped their boat trowa's rage builds up and from no
where The Offspring's "Americana" starts playing. Trowa swims head
on twords JUMBO SHRIMP with his hair all spikey he jams his ultra
spikey hair (which he stole from Cloud ((our favorite FFVII star)))
into JUMBO SHRIMP bwa hahahahahahahahahahaha! JUMBO SHRIMP IS DEFEATED
ONCE AND FOR ALL. Trowa and Quatre climbed out of the water weary
from their battle and trudged back to the campsite.
Wolves ate relena and Heero went insane because he didn't know
who his daddy was.

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