Disclaimer: Just a little short story to keep the masses entertained till I can upload the next couple of chapters to my other to stories. As always thanks for following and reading. AU were its rare but not unheard of for men to get pregnant and for women to have extra parts. Oh one more thing I don't own NCIS or Harry Potter I am just using them for this story. Also a warning this may change to Rated M to be safe. Edited.


The wind blows strong against the windows as the thunder marks streaks across the sky marking the closing in of what would be a record breaking storm.

Timothy McGee EX-NCIS agent and acclaimed crime novelist runs his hands through his hair. He had let it become way to long with his pregnancy just starting to show. The small bump barley noticeable if you didn't know what to look for. He had handed in his resignation to Director Vance shortly after Jenny Shepard died and before Vance had a chance to break apart the team, Tim took his leave. This was not because of Vance or the changes Vance was bound to bring but because he couldn't bear to be working at NCIS with Jenny no longer there. First Kate died and then Jenny followed a few years later it was just too much in to short a time spanned for Tim to bare. Besides he had to think about his child now and what was best for him or her.

The team wouldn't have lasted forever, he had known that when he first set his sights on joining team Gibbs and while at first he was overjoyed to be on the team it quickly turned into annoyance. Having Ziva David there changed things and whether or not for the better was still up for debate. Gibbs, Kate, Tony and Probie (him) was the team were he wanted to be and their closing rate was legendary. They had worked well together and Tim was so sure had things went differently Kate and Tony might have ended up together. Tim picked up on all the signs that those two had given off. Their bickering and flirting was that of an old married couple or someone who had known each other forever. It was all said and done in love, even those moments they picked on him and Tim knew this.

With Ziva it was different she came in under the word of Jenny ( who would later admit to Tim the only reason she let Ziva on the team was a political move because SECNAV wanted to have the Mossad office in debt to them for pulling the type of strings that otherwise she wouldn't have done it) to work on the team as Kate's replacement things slowly started going down hill from there. Tony normal banner with Tim got more biting and hurtful and no longer carried that care free tone of teasing and love that it use to have when Kate was around and Ziva and Tony bicker in a way that one person always had to have the upper hand. Gibbs yelled at the two of them arguing more then he did at Tony or him about not working hard enough. It went without saying that no one trusted Ziva David on team Gibbs, she was a Mossad officer first and a NCIS agent second.

Even as time passed Gibbs gave her a hard time and while he may have warmed up to her Tim knew that a quarter of the stuff she got in trouble for Kate would have gotten away with. It definitely didn't help her case when they found out much later that Ari was also a Mossad officer and Ziva's half brother. Who cared if she killed Ari,Tim knew from what little information he did have that Ziva was more than likely sent to clean up Ari's mess because Mossad agents didn't leave traces and terminated rogue agents gone off the straight and narrow.

Tim could sympathize with Ziva, she did kill her brother but had they not hired her to work at NCIS would she have gone back to Tele Viv without much care for the mess Ari caused and the lives he had ruined? Tim wonders about that quite a bit from time to time.

BOOM! CRACK! THUNK!

The sound of the wind getting stronger and the tree branch not far from Tim's apartment window breaking into small pieces under the pressure of the strong gust of wind. The noise brought Tim out of his dark thoughts and he moved to close the blinds on the window. Looking around his dark apartment lighting up every time lightning flash across the sky out side he went over the list of things he still needed to pack before he moved out. He was trying his best to mentally preparing himself for the calls he was bound to get from Gibbs if the team ever got back together. He wouldn't change his cell number when he moved to England in case Tony or Abby or any of the rest needed him. He owed them that much.

RING! RING! RING!

The sound of his cell bounce off the walls of the quite apartment that seemed bigger without the furniture in it. Tim made his way across the living area to his bedroom where his cell was laying on the bed charging.

" Hello."

"Hello Timothy."

Tim smiled and plopped down on his bed.

"Hi Hermione how are things going? Is Ron overworking himself?"

Hermione's laughter was heard bouncing off the walls in the silent apartment.

"Heavens no and Timothy we've know each other long enough for you to call me 'mione silly."

Tim's smile widened.

"I know that, honestly you only say my full name when I've done something to piss you off or if I'm in trouble. So what did I do this time?"

"Well first things first I can't believe their would ever be a day Ron would work hard on anything. I guess the times have changed."

Tim laughed.

"Yeah I know. Ron back when I first meet him couldn't believe the amount of work that we did for school it was almost like we were speaking forbidden words."

"Ha I hear that. Let's not get off topic though Ron's work ethic is not why I'm calling. Harry told me you accepted Remus's offer to work in the SNDA as the agent in charge of technology related crimes."

"Yes I did. You know Remus has a keen sense for when someone is no longer working at a job. Of course I was a bit reluctant because I know so little about techno magic aside from what I read in the case files."

"Since he went through so many himself before founding the SNDA with Kingsly and "Mad Eye" Moody I can honestly say he speaking from experience. Harry and I have miss you. It been ages since we've seen you. I am glad however that you are coming to see us and you are more than welcome to say here with me if you like."

"I know that 'mione and I am thankful for the offer but I have already sent my stuff ahead to Penelope's house."

Hermione huffed into the phone.

"Okay Tim I won't bring it up again. However you do realize you'll be on desk duty most of the time due to your condition."

" You say that like I'm sick or dying Hermione. I'm only pregnant because apparently I slept with some weird creature guy who can get anyone pregnant even if they don't have the gene in them to began with."

"Tim I know that and sorry for bringing it up that guy was a jerk. Anyway I still don't get why you told Harry first instead off me."

Tim smiled he could feel the pout that was coming over the phone though Hermione would pretend it didn't happen later.

"Hermione I wasn't sure myself at that time and Harry was in town working on a case. I didn't want him staying in a hotel so I offered for him to stay with me at my place. He was there when the morning sickness started."

"You do have a point. I will admit I went a little crazy with the baby clothes and Harry was just as bad. Ron had to put a limit on what we could spend can you believe that?"

Tim smirked he actually could believe that.

"I could come over via appiration and help move the rest of your stuff to Penelope's house after work tomorrow with Harry. We don't want you over working yourself."

"That's sounds good and maybe I could just avoid having to take a plane or something since that ride is bound to be a long and uncomfortable one."

"Tim we are still going to have to make a paper trail in case anyone asks questions on how you got all the way across the pond without taking a train, bus or airplane. Besides your just lucky that your far enough along that it doesn't affect the baby otherwise I would say that you would have to deal with the 7 hour flight from Washington D.C to England."

"That sounds fair enough. Oh and tell Harry I said hi and that I'm taking breaks between packing."

"I will. Oh before I forget Penelope wanted me to tell you the stuff you sent has arrive at her house. Don't worry about moving that stuff Remus and Kingsly did that the day after the movers dropped it off."

"Oh tell the guys I said thank you I am so looking forward to a new place and a fresh start. Plus I'll be with Penny and Susan so I'm happy."

"Your going to have to tell Penny soon or she will notice. I mean it is good news that will do some good after your parents divorce."

Tim sighed.

"Yeah your right I'll tell the girls after everything's moved in and settled just don't say anything till then okay."

"Of course I won't Tim but make sure that you do tell them and get some rest we'll be over early enough."

"Okay I will mom. Yes I did take them ... and yes I did. Hermione good bye... yeah see you tomorrow."

Time hung up the phone a the rain drops began falling at a much softer pace. He was bursting with nervous energy. He couldn't wait to be back among family and good friends and spend time with his girls.


After note: I will be explaining the history as I proceed with the story. It will be a present then flash back to the past so you can get a feel of how that effects how things turned out in the future (Tim's present). It will make more sense to read it then me explaining it. I'm even confusing myself. A name pool would be nice. If you can think of a name to call the school please let me know I will make mentions of the school through the next chapter but I wont really focus on it till it has a name. Please read and review and don't worry I won't hold chapters back if I don't get any. I do this for fun in my free time so whether or not you so leave a review it would be nice to know someone is reading and enjoying the story as much as I am enjoying writing it.