Johto has lived in harmony for many years. Team Rocket has vanished, Gold has become champion, Lyra is somewhere having sex with a Pokemon, and our heroes, Morty and Eusine, are chilling out drinking soda and eating chips. Eusine turns the channel

"Hey man, I was like… watching that." He said to the man dressed as faggot magician.

"Shush! I hear there's a sighting on Suicune!" he retorted with much compassion.

The gym leader simply shrugged and stared blankly at the television.

Eusine focused hard on the screen. He screeched at the sound of the newscaster say "Suicune." Morty shrugged and ate more chips. The newscast was over and Eusine stood up, pumped with excitement.

"I'm so excited! Lets go out into town today!" he shouted, having sparkles appear around him as he twirled. Morty shrugged and put on his scarf.

"YAY! ADVENTURE!" Eusine shouted out into the open public. People stared at the man and simply walked away. Morty lit up a joint, but Eusine smacked it out of his hand.

"Not in public, we are role models for children!" once again, twirling; causing sparkles to form around him. "Dude you need to chill out." "NO YOU! Now, lets go!"

Eusine grabbed Morty's arm, and flew over to Goldenrod city. Literally, flew with Faggot Magic. The dynamic duo landed in the middle of the street, causing cars to crash.

"YAY! OOHHH MORTY LOOK! THE DEPARTMENT STORE!" he floated over to the door, with excitement. Morty simply shrugged, and wondered what he should do.

Go in with Eusine.

Light up a Joint and smoke it.

Morty says, "Dude, I'll catch up, I have to…do stuff." Eusine slammed himself face first into the glass door due to his Faggot Magic. Morty snuck around the Pokemon center, rolled up a joint and smoked it with his hearts content. He noticed 3 people in town, a red haired boy, a black haired kid, and a blue haired girl.

"Come one! Come all! Come peek at the beauty that is Mistress Krystal, she will flash a certain part of her body, for only $100!" shouted the red haired boy.

A man in the crowd around them shouted. "Hey! That's too much to see a little skin! I could watch internet porn for that!" his wife smacked him from behind the head. "Yea! We wanna see some hotness for a reasonable price!" shouted a woman.

"Oh I see. Well then, 10 DOLLARS FOR A PEEK AT SOME DELICIOUS LOLI!" The crowd roared and threw their money into a box. Morty peeked closer and puffed some more.

The trio snickered and chuckled, Mistress Kris whispered to the boys "Ha! With this, we can make a ton of money! Oh, how I love to make money!" her eyes turned into cash symbols. Gold and Silver rubbed their own hands with greed. Kris stepped up onto her platform and pulled up her suit a bit. The crowd roared with excitement.

"Yea baby more!" "Hey Sexy! "Nice!" "SHOW US YOUR TITS!"

Morty was suspicious, he snuck into the crowd and asked a girl nearby "What's this all about?" "Oh its Mistress Krystal, she's showing off her sexiness!" Morty's eyebrow rose, "You're paying to see something in public?" he asked. Everyone turned to him, then sharply back at Krystal. "Uh, OH LOOK!" She flashed her bottom to everyone. The crowd threw tomatoes and other objects at them.

Gold and Silver ran to Krystal trying to check up on her, she smacked them instead.

"WHY DIDN'T YOU TAKE THE HITS YOURSELVES!" "We're sorry mistress!" they whimpered while holding their heads.

Morty sighed and had a decision to make

Stop Mistress Krystal alone

Get Eusine and cause some faggot magic!

Morty took off his shirt and pants, and turned them inside out. He transformed into FAGGOT MAGICIAN NUMBER 2! He stood in front of the trio, and stuck the finger at them. He ran off to go get Eusine.

Eusine was arguing with a kid over his Rattata in the department store.

"Oh yea! Well my Rattata is in the Top-Percentage of Rattata's! So fuck your faggot ass!" he stormed off, calling one of his friends on the phone.

Morty rushed to Eusine "BRO! WE'VE GOT TROUBLE, LOLIS AND SHOTAS ARE ATTACKING THE CITY!" Eusine gasped, he also took off his clothes and turned them inside out. "LETS KICK SOME ASS!" he shouted, flying out of the building.

The duo sees Krystal, Gold, and Silver snickering over their money.

"Hey you! Who are you guys?" Eusine asked ever so politely.

Mistress Krystal looked at the boys and grinned.

(Lets change this up for a bit!)

Gold: I don't wanna do this...

Silver: He's right mistress, can't we just leave?

Kris slaps them both.

Kris: I wasn't asking, hurry up, the both of you.

Gold: Ow... Okay.

Silver grunts.

Silver: We come from the dark to do the damage we can!

Gold: You better back away, you can't interfere with our plan!

Silver: If you stand in our path then prepare for a fight!

Gold: T-three precious materials shimmering in the night! GOLD!

Silver: S-SILVER!

Kris: Kristal.

Silver: With our Grand Mistress there's no way we can lose!

Gold: We've given our warning... So what do you choose?

...

Gold: Was that good?

Kris slaps them both.

Kris: I TOLD YOU TO STOP STUTTERING.

Eusine and Morty stared at disbelief. They both cracked up laughing, nearly dying from it. "W-What the hell was that!" Morty choked on his laughter while saying that.

The Mistress smacked the both of the boys and said "Well! Kick their ass!" They nodded and prepared to fight.

Eusine slapped Gold on the nose. "Hey! You can't do that" he smacked it again. "Oh you're asking for it buddy! CMON OUT, MECHA LYRA! A giant version of Lyra came out, a metallic gray robot, with knives for hands. "WELP!" whimpered Morty. The 3 children hopped into the machine and activated it. Hey, where did they get a machine?

"Fuck you Op!" shouted the Mistress. She slammed a button and it released a barrage of knives aimed at Eusine and Morty. "FAGGOT MAGIC: HERO'S SHIELD!" a giant light barrier came up and protected the heroes.

"Can they do that?" asked Gold. "I don't think so." Shrugged Silver. Mistress Krystal smacked them both. "DO SOMETHING YOU IDIOTS!" They scrambled and hit buttons. They launched attacks that, in fact, didn't do shit.

"Should we even fight back?" asked Morty, still eating chips from before.

"I have an idea!" Eusine shouted, and snapped his fingers. The roof off of the Pokemon Center split open, releasing a giant Suicune robot. "SUICUNT! USE YOUR FAGGOT BEAM!" The robot yelped and launched a beam at the other robot. It was damaged.

"DAMMIT OP YOU SUCK!" shouted the Whore.

The robot made by the children crumbled to pieces. Morty and Eusine used their Faggot Magic beam to blast them off.

"GOD DAMMMIIIIIT~" The trio was no longer in sight.

"We saved the day Morty!" shouted Eusine, causing sparkles to appear around him.

Morty shrugged and lit up a joint, and grabbed onto Eusine. They flew off into the rainbows in the sky.

"Hey…those people never got their money back." Morty said.

"Ehh, fuck em!" Eusine said.

THE END.