The Batter walked along an unknown zone when he heard a distant yet, familiar, chuckle. He turned around to see his masked amigo, Zacharie, standing behind him. Zacharie chuckled again and stepped towards the tall baseball player. He held up a small bag with a green substance in it.
"Hey, buddy. Wanna buy some drugs?"
The Batter gasped and licked Zacharie's mask and ran off with the marijuana, eating all of it. He devoured everyone else and married Zacharie. He licked Zacharie all day erry day. They frickle frackled all night long and The Batter licked Zacharie the whole time they diddly dooed.
Zacharie ejaculatted inside the batter's anu and licked his neck and whisperd.
"I like your bat."
The Batter came onto Zacharie's mask and whispered.
"I love underage merchant anu."
They kissed and devoured each other's warhammers of zillyhoo then jerked OFF.