Mysteries of Life (that should never go asked)

Disclaimer: I don't own Rurouni Kenshin. If I did, I wouldn't be writing this disclaimer.

I got a bit of help on this little ficcy of mine, from Reisho and Touya, if you have to know.

Once upon a time, there was a very inquisitive little boy who fell in with the wrong crowd, namely Shishio's.

Soujiro: Mr. Shishio?

Shishio: Yes, Soujiro?

Soujiro: Mr. Shishio, before I become your evil tool of destruction, can you answer me one thing?

Shishio: Okay...

Soujiro: (takes deep breath) Mr. Shishio, where do babies come from?

Shishio: Uhhhh...why don't you ask Yumi?

Soujiro: (finds Yumi somewhere) Miss Yumi, I have a question.

Yumi: Yes, Soujiro?

Soujiro: Miss Yumi, where do babies come from?

Yumi: Um...I'll tell you when you're older...

(Fast forward 10 years) (After Kenshin defeats Soujiro)

Soujiro: Mr. Himura, can you answer me one question?

Kenshin: I'll try my best...

Soujiro: Mr. Himura, where do babies come from?

Kenshin: (sweatdrop) Well...I have to go face Shishio now! Sano, why don't you tell him?

Sano: (getting nervous) Kenshin, you can't do this!

Kenshin: You don't know me very well, do you? (Runs off)

Sano: (sweatdrop) Oh, I have to go help Kenshin! (follows him)

Yumi: I do too! I need to show them the way!

Soujiro: I guess I'll never know...