Ehmagawd, can you buh-lieve it?! Me—Layne Abeley, is now an ah-dorable member of…. The Pretty Committee!!! That is like, the most ahwe-some news for the entire year. That Vera Wang Princess really did it's job! So now, I'm starting a blog, like Mass did for like, a month. This is going to be so totally fun!
So I suppose I should update some news. Massie is still the best (: I'll be your forever fan, BFF! Alicia is still here, ruling as the buh-yoo-tiful gal in the school. Dylan is ah-dorably cute. Kristen… well, the truth is, Kris went to ADD. Yeah.... that's such sad news. 'Cause she lost the scholarship, and cannawt pay the fees. Um… did I miss out anybody? Ah yes, Kuh-Laire. She's still here, but she doesn't really hang out with us. She's not as popular, 'cause Mass booted her out at first, 'cause Kuh-Laire was kissing Derrington. We never hang out with her. So Mass invited me, 'cause I got this makeover and looked sooo cute and gorgeous. And I, of course, accepted. Oh yeah, Olivia is in the PC as well, 'cause she's adorable, but a lil' ditzy, but she got summer school, and is not as dumb, so Mass was like, "Yeah, why not?"
Today was like, cute. Oh yeah, since you don't know, OCD has changed a few policies… we now have a school uniform, designed by Burns herself. It's totally ew, but we don't procrastinate, 'cause Mass doesn't. And… the boys are like, finally gone, because ADD has an extra building they could use. We have 6 blocks instead of 5. And Mass installed a Starbucks Frappucino machine, which is so cute.
More about this whole uniform thing. Actually, it's quite cute compared to the you know, uniform thing that Alicia designed yonks ago. It's like, this really micro-mini pleated skirt, purple, or yellow, or blue. Of course Massie has purple, and like, nobody in school wears purple, 'cause it's like, totally Massie's trademark. And there's this halter neck. It's got OCD in gold letters, and there's like, golden flower prints. A lil' lame, now thinkin' of it, but totally hawt.
Oh yeah, in case you don't know, I've changed my name into…Ly. Yeah, Mass and the others call me Ly, 'cause it's much cuter than Layne. I call Massie Mass, which she totally understands, 'cause we're so close. Livyy (Olivia) got a nose job infection. So she's kinda ugly right now. But we don't really care, 'cause it's Livyy, and totally understandable.
Ehmagawd, I totally forgot about this. I. HAVE. A. BOYFRIEND. Mass says we're totally so cute together. He is… Cam! Yeah- Cam Fisher! Kuh-Laire dumped him, so we're together. He's ah-dorable. Mass is single, Leesh is with Josh, Dyl's single, Livvy's single, and Kuh-Laire's single too, 'cause Derrington dumped her HAHAHA.
You probably don't know this, but I've got a sister!! She's 1 this year, and her name is Rachel. It's adorable!! Chris went to Uni. But I don't really care, he's like, lame anyways. At first I wanted the name Massie, but Mom was like, eww, that name is so "sassy-fying". I thought it was perfect, but you know Mom and Dad…
Anyways, school, minus PC, totally sucks. I mean, the PC dominates the school anyways. You might wonder like, how did I change from a total LBR loser to like, the beta of the Pretty Committee. Well, basically, I won this computer award for total nerds like, a year ago, and then I used the money to get like, an amazing makeover at Shiseido. And I looked like, ah-mazing, so I was like, ehmagawd, this pretty thing really feels buh-yootiful. So then Mass asked me to join the PC, so… yeah, that is my story.