I absolutely hate Alicia Rivera.
"And right now, high waist jeans are in, thanks to our queen, Massie Block," Alicia had snickered, "Even though high waist jeans are totally disgusting…" She trailed on. Everyone in homeroom had turned round and glared at Massie, who looked down at her textbook, the buttons in her Miss Sixty high waist jeans tightening at the stomach.
Okay, yes, so I admit I was a "little" harsh when I booted her out of the Pink Committee. But did she really need to humiliate me in front of everyone? And anyways, high waist jeans are cute, Vogue says. And anyways, it's only 2nd grade. It's not like we're walking at New York fashion week. Who cares anyways?
And Dylan and Kristen don't even care. They're goggling over this new student- Olivia Ryan. Olivia has like, long blonde hair and big blue eyes. But Olivia, she doesn't even know how to spell words like… Couture. Hello- that's like, a 1st grade word!
In case you don't know, the Pink Committee is a club formed by me. Only my friends can join. In that case, it's Kristen and Dylan and me. I booted Alicia out last week, 'cause she was just so mean to me. I'm in charge of the Pink Committee. We bake cookies, hang out, have sleepovers, go to the mall etc. I totally need to recruit new people. It's either Layne or Olivia. Layne is this very sweet girl with mousy brown hair and brown eyes and oversized teeth. She's really nice to everyone.
Guess what? Mommy and Daddy say that they are getting me a dog! Everyone will be super jealous, 'cause I'm going to be the only one with a doggie! I'm real excited. I hope it's going to be those tiny white furry ones. I'll name my dog… Pink. I like the color pink!
Daddy bought me a nice sparkly necklace yesterday. He fastened it around my neck and called me a "Spoiled Bitch". Whatever that means. Anyways, I thought he was a little drunk, 'cause he kept calling Mommy "Melissa", but everyone knows that Mommy's name is Kendra. According to Mommy, the sparkly necklace was "thirty carat" and "worth a fortune". I'm probably going to wear it to school tomorrow. I forgot today.
I tore down my Peter Pan poster just now, because I was really mad at Mommy for taking away my "after school shopping privileges", because I got a C for English. Just because I spelled 15 out of 20 words wrong in the spelling test. It's really unfair, 'cause Kristen and Dylan- they can go to the mall everyday. It's real sad, because I really liked that Peter Pan poster.
I have to go now. It's dinnertime and Mommy has cooked my favorite Tuna Fish Casserole. Bye!
Lots of Love,
Massie J