*coughs* I did a weird thing, but for the once who have read Dear Diary, you are used to this by now. You must know those stories of the Akatsuki members changing into kittens? Well, I'm sort of doing it the other way around. I'm basing their life on the lives of the kittens we have running around the house at the moment and they are with nine plus only one girl, so it kind of fitted perfectly.
In this case me or my mom is Zetsu and these are our usual mornings. Now just with people and not kittens...
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Hungry… Food… On his toes Deidara trails towards the kitchen, because that was where food was usually served. Soon he was joined by Sasori, Tobi and Kisame. Breakfast was the most important meal of the day and Zetsu was sleeping in! How could he do this to them? He was the one who took care of them and brought them food!
Finally the door opened again and Zetsu walked in, looking rather sleepily, so the first thing you do is…? Walk in front of him, so he trips over your feet and gets annoyed. Makes him hurry up, right?
'We need food now!' Deidara wailed.
'We're starving!' Kisame joined in.
'I think I'm going to die!' Sasori screamed from his place on the ground, faking it of course as he laid twitching on the floor.
Best thing to do now was cook dinner and serve it quickly. Frying some eggs on the stove Zetsu got to work, slapping hands away whenever they tried to grab the food before it was done and then on one big plate it was served, giving everyone a spoon. Now they could fight each other off. The three started to eat, but per usual the rest didn't show up, simply whined from their respectable places in the house.
'Idiots!' Zetsu called out through the opened kitchen door. 'Food is served!'
All the Akatsuki members came rushing from their rooms, except for one person. The little lady of the bunch who found it necessary to mess with something Deidara enjoyed much, his clay. Hurrying her towards the kitchen Zetsu simply rolled his eyes. They would just need to learn to play nicely and share their toys, because Zetsu was not going to get involved once one started to kill the other.
These kids really needed to fend for themselves…
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Characters © Masashi Kishimoto
If this idea hits it of, I'll post the pictures of the kittens on my fanfiction tumblr and write the names of the Akatsuki members under it who they represent!
So please let me know what you think! I'll be writing scenes whenever I have inspiration fed by the babies.