(B/c the only way to get rid of writers block is to troll Fanfiction and ruin character lives, also if you've never seen a "Know your stars" go youtube it but,…come right back here!)
Enjoy
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N. Italy version
Know your stars …
Know your stars …
Know your stars …
"…Ve, Stars? Well I know the wishing star, the shooting star, the"
Shut up! Feliciano Vargas, is a manly man.
"*gasp* Really!"
No… Feliciano Vargas sleeps, with other men.
"I do! I sleep with my brother, and germany and jap-"
Oh...um...Well then…Feliciano Vargas, is a pimp.
"What is that?"
It's what you are, Feliciano Vargas, is a pimp that hates pasta.
"No, I'm a pimp that loves pasta!"
No, Feliciano Vargas is a Pimp that hates pasta and sleeps in footy pjs
"But…I love my pasta and I sleep naked"
…Feliciano Vargas is a nudist pimp that hates pasta.
" But I love pasta!"
Now you know, Feliciano Vargas, the nudist pimp that hates pasta
"But, I love pasta….Germany help!"
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Thanks for reading, I love these things