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Rule #1: Riley is not an early riser. Don't bother her until she's fully awake.

(It also goes without saying she tolerates no one for the first two hours she's been conscious.)

(Wheelie figured that out the hard way.)

(Tried to tell her a dirty joke.)

(Riley wasn't amused.)

(That doesn't mean Ironhide was either when the platinum blonde went after the Microbot with a sledgehammer.)

Rule #2: If you happen to be called to Prowl's office, GO.

(Sideswipe was called.)

(He didn't go.)

(He tried to leave the state.)

(We've yet to see him a week later.)

Rule #3: Just because Riley's a fan of something doesn't mean she appreciates pranks regarding something she's a fan of.

(Sunstreaker found out about her fascination with "Alice in Wonderland".)

(What's worse, he stole her clothes and replaced them with a sexy Alice in Wonderland dress, thigh high blue and white striped stockings, and high heels.)

(Riley was forced to walk around like that... and she was not happy. Especially when she caught the attention of pretty much every man on base.)

(But not as unhappy as Ironhide was forced to run around the base as the Mad Hatter.)

(If he had his way, he would have stayed in robot mode, but the twins took out his T-cog...)

(... Leaving him to use his holoform.)

(Which had been altered so his holoform would resemble the Hatter in terms of clothing, gaudy makeup, and orange hair.)

(Poor Riley almost passed out laughing, but she quickly got over it when the two saw Sunstreaker.)

(And it comes down to which would be worse...)

(Pissing off Riley or having a gun wielding Hatter lusting for your blood.)

Rule #4: Once again, just because Riley's a fan of something, don't use it as a tool to prank her with.

(This time it was Bon Jovi.)

(Wheelie played one of his songs on a stereo system he hooked up beside her bed.)

(Brig time for the two of them.)

(Wheelie got it for waking the entire base.)

(And Riley because she tried to kill him.)

(Not before she was sent to the Med Bay to be taken care of.)

(One month later, her ears are still ringing.)

Rule #5: Just because someone dares you to do something stupid doesn't mean you should follow through with it.

(Leo was dared to pee on all four of Ironhide's tires.)

(The poor idiot thought he was asleep.)

(Turns out Ironhide wasn't and chased Leo off the base.)

(No one has yet to see the man since then.)

(In hindsight, you would think doing it for ten bucks wouldn't be worth it.)

Rule #6: 'I wanted to see what would happen' isn't an appropriate excuse.

(Under any circumstances.)

(Period.)

(The twins set off mortar fireworks in the hallway.)

(Everyone thought the base was under attack.)

(Optimus was not amused.)

(Two weeks of brig time.)