This is a parody of the "I'm a Marvel and I'm a DC" clips on Youtube, which itself is a parody of "I'm a Mac and I'm a PC" comercials(which I haven't seen). Anyways, start the fic.
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We see Bugs Bunny and Mickey Mouse standing next to each other.
"Hi, I'm a Disney." said Mickey, to you.
"...And I'm a WB." continued Bugs.
"Today, I would like you to meet the most beautiful girl in the world, Minnie Mouse." Mickey then points to a cardboard cut out of Minnie.
"What are you talking about?" asked Bugs "My girl is WAY prettier." He tehn points to a cardboard cut out of Lola Bunny.
"Are you kidding? She's all rumble tumble and not very lady-like."
"What about your girl? She's just you in bloomers!"
"So, that means she's my perfect match. All of the Looney Tune couples make no sense. Pepe and Penelope aren't the same speices, Longhorn's wife is three times his age, and all of Elmer's too dumb to realize that all the girls he dates are just you in drags. For goodness sakes, you had to wait 80 years for your girlfriend."
"Oh, if your lady is so loyal, why don't you marry her."
"I did marry her."
"Forget you."
"Forget you too." They both then stormed off screan.