Previously on Buffy the vampire slayer: possession and repossession.

(Darla) I'm pregnant you dumb shit.

(Buffy) no… not now.

(Angel) Buffy I…

(Spike) did ya miss me.

NOW

(buffy) uh.. Spike… what are you doing here?

(spike) I came to see the show. I heard that angel had royally screwed the pooch and I was like "I gotta see this." so here I am. Is this a bad time?

(buffy) I guess you could say that.

(spike) aw… is little miss sunshine having a rainy day?

(buffy) laugh all you want. But remember this fact. I could grind your balls into a fine powder and make you sniff it.

(spike) you must be pissed.

(buffy) you have no idea.

(spike) yes I do.

"they hear angel and Darla yelling at each other."

(buffy) you wanna stay for the fire works?

(spike) hell yeah, but be warned, Darla always gets what she wants.

(buffy) like hell she is.

"they walk into the living room. Everything is quiet like they got a bad grade and are waiting, patiently, to be beaten senseless.

(angel) buffy I…

(buffy) don't… not right now.

(spike) so Darla, how have you been?

(Darla) pregnant…you?

(spike) not depressed.

(Darla) how?

(spike) dru.

(Darla) oh.

(buffy) angel

(angel) yes?

" he says with a certain intoxicating fear."

(buffy) can I talk to you for a second?

(angel) sure

"they leave the room filled with death and despair. They enter the kitchen. As expected she kicks him in the nuts repeatedly. As he begs for mercy she continues. His screams amuse her, they ease her pain. And in that angry bliss she realized something. But we will get to that later. For now lets check in on Darla and spike.

(spike) how did this happen?

(Darla) I fucked his brains out. A few days later I felt like ass so I took a test.

(spike) oh.

(Darla) and what about you. How exactly did dru get rid of your so called depression?

(spike) let's just say she's good with her hands… and mouth… and her toys.

(Darla) I know, its like walking on sunshine again.

*faint sobs and screams of agony.

(spike) I wonder what they're doing.

(Darla) she's aiming for his nuts.

(spike) how do you know?

(Darla) the day he lost his soul, I played stick ball whit his little piss pot.

(spike) damn, I'd hate to se you in your period.

*the screams get louder.

(Darla) we should check on them.

"they walk in and watch her cause unspeakable pain. They watch her beat the hell out of him. Here is where her realization comes to the surface.

(buffy) what the hell did I do to deserve this!

*she kicks him in the balls.

(buffy) huh, can you tell me?

*she kicks him in the face.

(buffy) can you tell me what I did?

*she takes a beer bottle off of the counter top. She kicks him in the chest and breaks the bottle in his face.

(angel) aaahahhhahhhhh. I can't fucking see!

(buffy) I don't care!

"there it is."

(buffy) wait, I don't care. I'm free.

(angel) what?

(buffy) you ripped my heart out once. This time I didn't even bother because I knew I would get hurt again. I would have been right wouldn't I?

(angel) buffy I didn't mean to hurt you. But she was there and you weren't. it meant nothing.

(Darla) boy you really don't know how to talk to women, do you.(buffy) but you did hurt me, a long time ago. Then you walk back into my life and do it again, except I didn't get hurt. That means I don't need you.

(angel) you don't mean that.

(buffy) I do. Leave your keys, I'll have your shit ready by Monday. Darla, spike, the pull out is in the sofa.

(angel)don't do this! Buffy!

"after about a minuet of screaming her name there I a knock at the door. The person there Is truly suprising.

(0_0) hi

(buffy) hi riley. [disclaimer:i own nothing]