One morning Naruto was going to Kakashi's house. When Naruto arrived he yelled "Kakashi, you damn piece of shit train me! What do I pay you for?"
Kakashi replied "You don't even pay me, and I have something to do, but I don't remember what it is. Well bye what's your face." With that Kakashi left Naruto before he had a chance to call his sensei a lazy bum.
Sakura came running to Naruto saying "Naruto you're in debt!"
"What? But I paid the strip club, err I mean Ramen Shop…yeah ramen shop not strip club…ramen shop…Well anyhoo how much do I have to pay back?"
Trying to hold back tears of worriedness Sakura said "sniff, You n-need to p-pay $1.25 i-in 60 d-days…" and then she burst out in tears.
"WHAT? How the hell am I supposed to pay off that much in that little time?"
"Maybe we could watch TV or kill little kids for the money."
"Yeah that's an awesome idea!"
"But maybe we should bring Gaara since you got beat up last time."
"Hey! That kid punched me in the balls 20 times he cheated!"
"But you ran away yelling 'If I had a mom I'd tell on you!'"
As the two were leaving Kakashi's house they saw Sasuke waiting outside. When Naruto saw Sasuke looking at them angrily he shouted "Sasuke this isn't what it looks like!"
Ignoring him Sasuke yelled at Sakura "I thought I told you to stay away from Naruto! He's mine!"
And Naruto said to him "I'm sorry sausage, I mean Sasuke…"
Sasuke said angrily "What did you call me?"
Naruto replied nervously "I'm sorry my little sausage cake I'll come by tonight and make it up to you." Naruto winked at Sasuke. And Sasuke gave him a sly grin.
Sakura joined into their conversation "Sasuke! Stop being so gay be straight again I still like you! I'm cool aren't I? My mom says I'm cool. That mean I'm cool. Yay! I'm cool!" She was about to hug his arm but he did the replacement technique so she hugged a log…Yay log!
Sasuke left assured that Sakura and Naruto weren't up to anything. He thought to himself "Oh shit she almost touched me so now I have to take a bath. Aw but it's too early. It's only been 5 years."
Naruto and Sakura left to look for Gaara. They found in the bushes letting out a sigh of relief.
"Ahhh!" Yelled Naruto "He peed on one of my favorite pole dancing tree!"
"Ewww" Said Sakura.
"I know here's the mark!"
"No, I mean you pole dancing."
"Well, Sasuke seems to appreciate it."
"Well knowing what you'll do to Gaara let's go find Lee."
While nobody was looking Naruto gave the tree a hump, but there was a small little mark on him from Gaara's remaining mark. Well anyway back to the whole Lee thing. The two arrived at Lee's house and Sakura asked his mom where he was.
She replied saying "Oh he's in the bathroom, but he's been in there for quite a while."
Sakura quietly said "Thanks bitch" And she laughed evilly in her head.
"Oh, what did you say?"
"Oh nothing, nothing at all."
Naruto and Sakura went upstairs to find Lee who was in the bathroom trying to do genjutsu.
"It isn't working!" He said while Naruto and Sakura were in front of the door. "It won't come out right! It always comes out hard and wrong! I need help!"
Sakura and Naruto started to back away thinking "Good luck and push harder."
Naruto says "I guess we'll just have to mug the kids without back up…hey there's Konohamaru!"
As Konohamaru was sitting on a bench scratching his ass as Naruto and Sakura jumped up behind Konohamaru with sharp pointy things.
TO BE CONTINUED… will Naruto die, will Sakura laugh her ass off again why am I talking to my self again I have no fucking clue I need a job .
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AN: Can't update in a while…