Disclaimer: I don't own. And please don't ask.
I was doped up on cough medicine when I wrote this at 1:00 in the morning after watching too much 'Whose Line is it, Anyway?'. It has no point whatsoever. Just for those people out there who care, no animals-
Zero: -elbows Fanatic in ribs-
--cough, hack- Excuse me, -cough- REPLOIDS, were harmed in the writing of this fic. And there is no yaoi in here. Think what you will, but there IS NO YAOI present in this fic. Just good old friendshippy randomness.
…And if anyone cares or asks, I blame the cough medicine.
What the…?
By GundamWingFanatic90.
Date: 2-22-08.
Time: 10 Minutes.
"X! What in the world-?!"
"Uh, wait, this isn't what it looks like!"
"How could you?! I thought we had something more between us!"
"Well, how was I supposed to know that you wanted that kind?"
"You're hopeless!"
"You're the one who didn't tell me what you wanted, Zero! Don't blame me!"
"Just one thing, X! All I wanted was that one thing!"
"Look, Zero, we've known each other for years. Let's just let this be a learning experience."
"Exactly, X! We have known each other for years! That is exactly why-!"
"Well, how the heck was I supposed to know you were a chocoholic? You always struck me as a vanilla or strawberry type."
"…And I say again, you're hopeless!"
"You go shopping for your own ice cream, then, and I'll worry about mine!"
"Fine!"
"Fine!"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…Well, so much for movie night."
"…Yeah."
"…So, you wanna watch 'The Fog', now?"
"…Bring it on."
FIN.
…Again, I blame the cough medicine. Please review. Let the decrepit sick person know how they did.
NO YAOI.
-Fanatic