Well.. Let me tell you about my Life so far, it has been amazing seeing trees the forest, the city's at work and peace from war, then these zombie looking things came towards the castle I was in and they did not look nice and friendly, they looked evil in there own way. They came to our castle and wiped every living thing they could find (including animals) And even children and even my parents, they died right in front of my eyes like if it was doomsday. I had to hide from these vicious beasts but how? I hid in dark places in buildings, in caves, and even under dead bodies so it can give me some cover just in case they see me but I will end up dead anyway because if they see me they will probably set the dead bodies on fire by oil and a torch.
1 hour later I heard loads of noises screaming and horns being used to warn others that the city is no more, I never got to know about my city because I was only 5 when it happened and I was hardly intelligent before the orks (the zombie looking things) got here, all I knew about life was war violence and how to look after yourself, not how to command empires and how to be king and all that kind of stuff because I was not old enough to know why.
After the battle the city was destroyed and devastated, dead bodies were all over the floor and at top of buildings and horse's dead from arrows and the king dead from being murdered by the ork leader but I never knew his name because he never answered to me and when I had the chance to kill him I would refused to say his name and that is the reason why. Then a car came from a bolt of lightning then an old man and a teenager came out of the vehicle and said to me "im Dr Emmet brown and this is Marty mcfly my friend and this my boy is a time machine, and I am going to take you to the past to see what it is like, so he took me back to the past and I had know idea what to do and what to wear because everyone did not where clothes I was wearing, they were wearing very smart clothes like if they were very rich. Dr emmet brown said to me "this is 2011 even my future time" I looked around and run at the same time because everyone thought I was very poor because I was not wearing the clothes they were wearing, so I went into a clothes shop and changed into the clothes that the people wore. I came outside and got a job as a worker in ASDA, Dr Emmet brown told me what to do because I needed money so I could live and eat but he did not let me any of his money because he did not have enough money for a living.
4 years later I was a general for the us army because I was very good at warfare, I thought it was amazing in my life so I invented the vehicle "scrambler" which is a armoured car with auto rocket canisters, and I invented a tank that is very heavily armoured. Later on Dr emmet brown came in and told me I took it too far so he sent me back to the future to my present time twenty years after the battle of my city, after that he told me that I killed too many people that were not meant to be killed, but then I said that they deserved it because of all the mess they caused my base and my men and even my area where I sleep but he still moaned so I was banned from coming here, he even told me that he made the air force 1 into a time machine so whenever I be horrible to him he will sent MY army against me but he said "there not your army, you don't belong in our time, you took it too far!" but he was religious so he did not like me killing terrorists (the Libyans) because if I kill them, the Libyans will know it is Dr emmet brown so he left me with nothing but my weapons so I had a job as a blacksmith and a house builder in the shire and I was pleased because hobbits are the kind and very nice, the nicest kind of person I know.
Later on at 2 AM a bunch of nazguls and orks came down and wiped out the shire, again like last time but I thought the orks was over because yesterday a hobbit came to me and said the ork empire has returned, but I did not know anything about that because I was in the past and Dr emmet brown skipped all that time about sauron and the witch king. So I had to use my weapons to shoot them all down then I went into the field then the same car teleported into the field and they came out so I came to them and shot them both and too the time machine and went back to the past to get weapons and my army to command so I bring them on air force 1 and appear in the fields then all of my soldiers came out and attacked but the nazguls were strong so I got my auto rocket canister and put it into the armoured car and then I fired it and it wiped out all of the nazguls in the shire. It was over then shire was once again destroyed then I set my army to make camp sites round the world in rivendell, in mordor, in Israel and even Gondor.