Chapter 1-

Ditto X Ditto

M- Lemon

Requested by- Martinas? Sorry I forgot your name but I met him on Commander Jersey's Live Stream Kirby Radio

Hi, I'm a Ditto. We can't breed with each other, and people always ask how we reproduce. Well theres a little secrete we like to keep from everyone. Its a secrete to everybody, too bad you're about to hear it

"When is this day gonna end! I'm so bored! I wish something cool would happen." I said. I was in a giant glob, like a Muk, looking at the sky. Thankfully when I did say that something did happen. Before my eyes a Autumn Deerling ran out a of a bush, like it was running away from something.

"GET BACK HERE! I need you on my team! Let me catch you!" A Trainer yelled after it. I quickly transformed into some grass to camofloge. I saw the Deerling about to run again but stopped her by touching her hoove. I pulled it down and quickly got on top of it. Now we both looked like grass.

"Damnit! She ran away! Whatever, I'll try catching a new one." The trainer said walking away from the 2.

"Holy shit you saved me. Thankyou. Whats your name and what you are." It said. I got off it to let it stand up.

"You're welcome. I'm Di, a Ditto. And you're a Deerling." I said with a smile. The Deerling looked kinda embarrassed for a minute. I stopped smiling and got curious.

"Actually, I'm also a Ditto. I saw a Deerling and thought it'd be cool to be one once..So I transformed. Then a trainer saw me and tried to catch me. I'm Da. Kinda sucks not having a gender right?" Da said.

"Yeah. But theres a way around that." I said when Da started to turn back into a Ditto. Then I got a look of confusion, then realization.

"Oh yeah! I forgot thats how we reproduce our kind!" Da said.

"Have you never reproduced a Ditto before Da?"

"No ones ever asked me to. So I haven't done it yet." Da said winking at Di. Di smirked and went close to Da.

"Theres a first time for everything. You like being a girl?" I said. Da nodded and kissed me. I knew we were ready.

"So what do you want to be when we do this?" I asked

"Whatever you want me to be~" Da winked.

"Why don't we be humans? I'll be this guy I seen. His eyes are always closed and he's got spiky brown hair."

"I seen this girl with huge boobies. I'll be her. You'll need something to grab hold to for the ride~" 'She' was as ready as I was. We looked each other in the eyes and nodded. We both transformed at the same time. 'She' was naked and so was I. I never saw genitals before so this was a new feeling. I had a weight by my crotch. But 'she' had what seemed to be water dripping from her. This turned me on and I just grabbed her.

Ok I know they don't have genders, but I'm to lazy to put ' in front of he and she. So when I type it, remember, they're still genderless...I'll explain at the end

I started kissing her, massaging her body with my hands. They went up, down and around. I put my knee near her leak and she lost it.

"Is this what its like to have genitals? Is it so...pleasuring? Why was I born a Ditto?" Da said. I continued rubbing her body until my mouth went by her nipples. I sucked each one, giving them little licks before moving to the next one. He moved down until she flooded the grass. He wanted to taste some liquid so he went down there and did. It tasted delicious. He wanted more. He continued to lick and suck at it until the dam broke again. Screams of pleasure could be heard throughout the land where they were.

They paused a moment before she looked hesitant. He sighed and got over her, he was ready. Ready. Aim..FIRE! He shot it. It made a fatal blow and now liquid was everywhere. It splashed and fed the grass. It was time for Da to make it rain and it took a few faster thrusts before it could take anymore damage. They both stopped, laid down next to each other and transformed back into Dittos.

"Do you think it was a success?" Da asked

"I hope it isn't. I want to do it again!"

Ok so I thought if they had genitals while in different forms, they could fuck and the one playing girl could get pregnant TO reproduce a DITTO. I'll shit my pants if thats how Dittos breed, but hopefully you guys liked it.

PEACE