General disclaimer: The Power Rangers are not mine, they belong to all the companies that have worked on the show. This is merely the result of my brain malfuntioning. Enjoy the story!
BY:
Rainbow Ranger
Announcer: Today, on Interdimensional Interviews...Lexi will be interviewing...all the way from Angel Grove...the Power Rangers!
(Lexi walks out in her normal outfit.)
Lexi: Hi everybody!
(Takes seat.)
Lexi: Okay, let's meet the Power Rangers!
(Five costumed people tied with ropes are dragged out on stage by a bunch of mean looking TV thugs. All five are shouting unintelligably.)
Lexi: You can put them over here.
(Rangers are shoved into chairs.)
Lexi: Let's hear your names. Don't worry, since you're on another planet, your planet won't know your real identities.
Red Ranger: You've got to be kidding!
Pink Ranger: We can't. Ranger's code of secrecy.
Yellow Ranger: Send us back! Goldar will destroy the city if we don't stop him!
Blue Ranger: What did you use to teleport us here?
Black Ranger: This is not the time to be asking scientific questions!
Lexi: Look, we went through a lot of trouble to bring you here. (Goes big and scary.) YOU'RE GOING TO DO THIS INTERVIEW, AND THEN WE'LL SEND YOU BACK! GOT IT?!
Rangers: (Scared.) Okay.
(Lexi goes back to normal.)
Lexi: All righty then! Let's start. Do any of you have questions for me?
Red: Can we leave now?
Lexi: No.
Pink: When can we leave?
Lexi: When I say so.
Yellow: We really need to get back to Angel Grove.
Lexi: Later. Interview now, leave later.
Yellow: ...
Blue: Can I see your teleportation device?
Lexi: What teleportation device? What's that?
Blue: ...
Black: Why did you bring us here?
Lexi: To interview you.
Red: It's not going very well, is it?
Lexi: The last interview went better.
Pink: What happened there?
Lexi: One of them was saying I was Dragon-someone, and something to do with Dread.
Black: Funny. Ha-ha.
Lexi: Could we get this over with?
Red: Can we leave now?
Lexi: I went to the best and most expensive journalism school...so I could go insane talking to a bunch of kids in spandex?
Pink: This isn't spandex!
Blue: These are specially made protective suits, Eltarian design. They provide protection against fire, ice, electricity, and most acids.
Lexi: Like I said, spandex.
Rangers: ...
Lexi: Okay, now I'll ask you five some questions. Pink Ranger, what's with the skirt?
Pink: What do you mean?
Lexi: You're the only one with a skirt on your uniform. Are the other Rangers all guys?
Yellow: Hey, I'm a girl!
Lexi: Where's your skirt?
Yellow: ...
Pink: I wear it to confirm my feminity. I'm the 'typical teenage girl.'
Lexi: So Yellow Ranger over here wants to be a guy?
Yellow and Pink: ?!?!?!
Lexi: Nevermind. Okay, Blue Ranger: are you a computer?
Blue: No.
Lexi: You spit out information like a computer.
Blue: I'm not a computer.
Lexi: Are you sure?
Blue: Affirmative.
Lexi: So you're a droid, or robot?
Blue: Negative.
Lexi: Glitch in the programing?
Blue: [imitation of robotic voice] Must...vaporize...enemy...threat...
Yellow: Don't encourage her.
Lexi: The truth comes out at last!
Red: Can we go yet?
Lexi: I already answered that.
Black: Well, I'm getting bored!
Lexi: Good for you. Now shut up, and I'll get this over with as soon as I feel like it.
Black: Guess again! (uses blaster to break ropes, then does the others)
Pink: We are so out of here!
Lexi: Security!
Red: We leaving. (the Rangers teleport out)
Lexi: Well, that's another fine interview you ruined with your invitation tactics, Mr. Producer!
Mr. Producer: Yeah, yeah. Well, your next interview is with these four kids from the Pokemon world.
Lexi: Oh, joy...
Once again, another completely pointless and stupid fic. Hope you liked it!
-Ren Quinara (aka, Maxy Steel)