Eddie poem
Eddie, Eddie the freak guy from Silent Hill two,
We found him puking in the loo,
Elephant like Eddie, said he killed no man,
Even though there was some dead guy near the fridge and frying pan,
He walks around the place, with his pizza and builders bum,
What the hell would there be said by his mum?
He carries a gun and is a tad insane,
As he seems to kill men and their dogs again, and again,
Of course, James sees that Eddie's evil ways should be put to a halt,
And decides to fight him when he admits all the murders were his fault,
He picks up his gun and says something about James being a tool,
But, oh this is a big mistake fatty, what a fool.
When the fight began, a rifle to the face seemed to make poor old Eddie shut up,
Now, he might regret killing that pup,
And he falls to the floor, in his chubby little way,
Never to see the light of day,
Poor little chubby Ed,
Finally you can go to bed.