Not the usual baka: the evil idea of having the yugioh gang looking after falcons is almost random! But none the less, it would be very entertaining and amusing to write I hope weak grin. This story is not supposed to have any pairings as in lemony stuff and I apologize to all the science teachers out there before this story starts for Science unfortunately is one of my best subjects and I happen to give the science teacher in this story a bad name.
Malik: so on with the story already! Oh and baka doesn't own anything apart from her crazy ideas.
Chapter 1 Science is evil!
It was yet another ordinary day for the Yugioh gang. Wake up, school, job, and sleep.
English boring, maths stupid, PE sucks, social studies lame, Tech random, music tone-deaf, and Science ... EVIL!
The class stared wide-eyed with shock written all over their faces. The science teacher, Mr. Tamago Atama, had just given them the most irritating and evil project in the whole wide world. They had to look after a few falcon eggs for the rest of the term and the school holidays to see how they hatch, grow up and so on and write a diary about it.
The silence only lasted a few seconds before the girls began screeching "KAWAII" and things on the lines of how cool it would be to raise a falcon chick.
"O.k. class, settle down!" Mr. Tamago Atama yelled above the screeching girls. "I will call out the pairs that you are working with then you will get the falcon eggs to look after."
Malik gulped 'There is no way in hell that I am going to be working with Gardner! Oh well I've got the perfect solution.' He slowly gripped onto his Millennium Rod to rearrange the pairings.
"Ryou Bakura and Bakura Akume
Tea Gardner and Tristan
Malik Ishtar and Marik Ishtar
Seto Kaiba and Joseph Wheeler
Yugi Mouto and Yami Atem."
Blah, blah, blah...
Malik smiled at his little piece of work, 'At least my yami is better than that cheerleader'.
"O.k. sit yourself by your partner while I bring the eggs around."
Tristan was just about to faint for having to work with Tea. Joey and Kaiba were glaring at each other just about to kill. While the rest of the class smiled ever so happily at whom they were paired with.
"Good job hikari" Malik jumped slightly as Marik came to sit down on his desk with his trademark smirk on his lips.
"Well you're welcome yami, or would you prefer working with the Pharaoh instead?"
"Get real, of course I prefer you than that spoiled, pathetic Pharaoh." Malik laughed as he was handed the falcon egg.
"Now this is going to be interesting ne yami?"
"What do you mean? Like I'm going to eat that poor, little falcon's egg that has been handed into our care."
"That was exactly what I had in my insane mind at that moment."
"Blah. Anyway I prefer falcons over other birdies so let's see what our one looks like within I don't know how long."
"O.k. wanna bet whether it's going to be a girl or a boy?"
"Yep, I bet a thousand yens that it's a boy."
"Fine I bet the same amount for a girl."
"You're going to lose! Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!"
"Settle down! Now let me explain how this project is going to work ..." (No one was listening)
RING! Everyone dumped their books into their bags all the while holding the container containing the egg in one hand and rushed out of door before the teacher can yell at them to be careful with the egg.
TBC
Meaning to the Japanese terms are:
Tamago egg
Atama head
Now you see why I was so mean to the poor science teacher!
Akume demon, devil
Bakura: I think so indeed!
Marik: Read and review! Blah, blah, blah!